Monday Night Mania (8/30/99)
[The screen turns black and the letters,
W...F...W slowly make their way onto the
screen. The letters explode into darkness as
the word "MANIA" can now be seen. Then, the WFW Theme begins to play as we are taken inside the arena
where thousands of screaming fans are
standing. The camera pans the crowd and
brings us to the announcers table at ringside where Jumbo Hastings is standing.]
JH: Welcome everyone to a special Monday Night Mania!! We are live from the Oakland Coliseum in Oakland, CA!!! Tonight we have 5 matches for you!! Including 3 Lord of the Squared Circle Tourny matches. So lets go to the...
{Suddenly the arena lights go out making the arena pitch black. From the rafters, a huge green X shines down onto the ring. Then, the old D-Generation X music is heard from the P.A. On the WFW Titan Tron, green pictures of Billy X, Doom and the rest of the old DX are shown. Then, from below the Tron, comes Billy X in a suit and tie. The crwd erupts loudly at the sight of him. He walks down the ramp with a mic in hand. The crowd is going insane. X gets to the ring and goes up the steel steps. He gets into the ring. X goes to the center and begins.}
Billy X: It great to be back in the greatest Federation ever constructed. I have missed wrestling here. So Prez, please come out here.
{With that, the Prez steps through the curtain and heads down to the ring.}
Billy X: Now mister president, you have declined me of being a commentator on your shows.
{The crowd boos}
Billy X: Well, please don't decline me of this. At the next pay-per-view, I would like to request the follwing match. Billy X vs Johnny Kool for the World Heavyweight Championship AND...
{The crowd erupts when they hear about the match so Billy pauses and waits for the crowd to quiet down}
Billy X: AND if I win I am re-enstated into the WFW AND special guest referee my son Travis Tallant, the person who attacked me and Johnny Kool!!!
{The crowd goes crazy}
Billy X: So, what is your answer?
The Prez: Well Billy, you have been out of action for a long time. In fact, I thought you lost a Death Match. Yep, didn't Garret Bannon throw you from the rafters about 4 months ago! I remember he did. And now you seem to be alright and you want a World Title shot. Well I am sorry, you will not get a World Title shot. Not yet anyways! But if you get me a medical clearance saying that you can wrestle, then I will let you back in the WFW. But you will have to start at the bottom! I need to see if you are the same Billy before your injury! So get me that note and I will let you in the WFW again! That is all.
{The Prez and Billy leave the ring and head back to the back}
JH: Now lets head to the ring!
#1 The Universal Soldier vs. Foly
(Barbwire Match)
JH: Both men entered the ring and they let the punches fly! Soldier got the advantage and started stomping on Foly. Soldier then slammed Foly and followed up with an Elbow Drop. Soldier then picked up Foly and threw him into the barbwire. Soldier then went to go grab Foly in the barbwire, but Foly thumbed Soldier in the eyes! Foly then clotheslined Soldier. Foly picks up Soldier and hits a T-Bone Suplex. Double-Arm DDT by Foly. Foly grabs Soldier by the hair and grinds his face into the barbwire! Soldier is bleeding now! Foly now puts Soldier up top. Foly climbs up top and goes for a Superplex, but Soldier blocks it and drops Foly across the barbwire groin-first! Soldier clotheslines Foly off the barbwire. Soldier picks up Foly for a Powerbomb and drops Foly across the barbwire! Foly is now bleeding from the back of his head! Soldier then hits a DDT. Soldier picks up Foly and slings him into the barbwire! Soldier now goes for his Atom Bomb, but Foly grabs Soldier's head drives it into the mat with a DDT! Foly now puts Soldier up top and he climbs up top. Foly hits a Top Rope Powerbomb! He is now set for his Cactus Grip and he locks it on Soldier!! Wait Johnny Blaze jumps over the guardrail and he grabs Foly's foot! Foly releases the hold and looks down at Blaze. This gives Soldier time to recover and rolls Foly from behind! 1, 2, 3!! Soldier wins!!! Blaze now gets into the ring and attacks Foly. He helps Soldier stomp on Foly! Officials then came down to break things up!
#2 Panther vs. Duncan MacCloud
JH: Panther came down first. Duncan then made his way down, but Panther met him in the aisle and they started fighting there! Panther threw Duncan into the guardrail! Panther the suplexed Duncan on the floor. Panther then climbed back inside to break the count. Duncan got up. Panther went back on the apron and Panther hit a Somersault off the apron onto Duncan on the floor! Panther threw Duncan back inside. Panther then went up top and went for a Flying Clothesline, but Duncan moved! Duncan then starts pounding on Panther. Backbreaker by Duncan. Duncan now applies a Figure-Four, but Panther grabs the ropes! Duncan picks up Panther and hits a Running Ligerbomb! Duncan now climbs up top. He hits a Top Rope Leg Drop. Cover by Duncan! 1, 2, Kickout! Duncan now tries to pick up Panther, but Panther low blows him! Panther now goes for Da Bomb, but Duncan reverses it into a Facebuster! Duncan climbs up top and he hits a Moonsault. Duncan now picks up Panther and he hits the Quickening!! Cover by Duncan! 1, 2, 3!! Duncan MacCloud wins!!! Duncan rolls out of the ring and he seems to be favoring his leg a little. Johnny Gunn comes down and he helps Panther to the back. We are ready for our next match!
#3 Joe Jackson and Confucius vs. Daredevil and Berringer
JH: This looks to be a good match on hand. Veterans Joe Jackson and Confucius will take on two of the WFW's up and coming stars, Daredevil and Berringer. The bell rings. Joe Jackson and Daredevil are starting the match. Daredevil has Joe in an armlock, look at the pain on Joe's face. Daredevil is twisting and turning the arm of Joe Jackson. Well it looks like a bad situation, but Joe will find a way out, and he does. Joe stamps Daredevil's foot, and whips him into the ropes, Joe swings a wild haymaker but Daredevil ducks down, he returns, Joe ducks down, but Daredevil smacks him with a running knee. When there's a will, there's a way. Joe gets back up, and Daredevil sets him up with some
solid blows, and knocks him down onto the mat. Daredevil delivers an elbow drop on top of Joe Jackson. Joe reaches over and tags Confucius, Confucius catches Daredevil off guard, Bulldog by Confucius, Vertical Suplex by Confucius, Joe rolls out of the ring, Confucius is now working on the arms of Daredevil, he has him in an adominal stretch. Daredevil is struggling to get out but seems like he can't. Wait, he's gaining some resistance, no, falls short though! Confucius puts more pressure, wait, Berringer comes in to stop the hold, and runs back out. Daredevil gets out and he delivers a spinning neckbreaker to confucius, and goes to tag in
Berringer. What's this though. Berringer backs up, he won't tag Daredevil. Joe Jackson is distracting the ref, and confucius nails Daredevil in the back of the head with a blackjack and throws it away, the ref turns, Confucius pins, 1,2, Berringer stops the count. Daredevil is barely conscious. Confucius gets him up, he tags in Jackson, Jackson grabs Daredevil for a Vertical Suplex, but Daredevil reverses the hold and slams him down the mat. Confucious swings, but Daredevil blocks and returns the blow. Confucius swings a couple more times, but Daredevil returns the favor and knocks him out of the ring. Daredevil gets Jackson up and tags Berringer in. Berringer's in, he's on fire now! Berringer pounds on Jackson! Berringer knocks down Confucius! Berringer goes back over to Jackson, but Jackson thumbs Berringer in the eyes! Wait here comes Pinhead! Pinhead drags Jackson outside the ring! Pinhead hits a Piledriver on Jackson outside the ring! The ref does not see this, because he is busy with Confucius and Berringer! They fight to the outside! Pinhead rolls Jackson back inside and Daredevil covers Jackson! The ref turns around and counts 1, 2, 3!! Daredevil and Berringer win!!! All hell is breaking loose now as all 5 men explode with punches! Here comes some offcials to break this up! Lets go to this while we clear things up!
[A promo for the Lord of the Squared Circle PPV this Sunday is shown. 24 men started, but who will be left at the end of the night? Who will the WFW Lord of the Squared Circle be? Find out this Sunday on Pay-Per-View!!]
#4 Psycho and Pinhead vs. Jakal and Da Man
JH: Well ladies and gentlemen, this will be a great match, so hold on, for some exciting action! "Psycho Circus" from KISS is playing up, that's the cue of, Psycho! Psycho makes his way to the ring, and cuts the music! Master P's song "Pass me da green" is playing, and Pinhead walks down the ramp and gets in the ring. "Now Fade to Black" from Metallica is playing, and Jakal and Da Man are coming out. These two are a great team, Pinhead and Psycho are great too, but as a team? We'll find out. The bell rings and Pinhead and Jackal lock up. Jakal knees Pinhead, and follows up with a belly to belly suplex! Pinhead jumps back up, and Jakal charges at Pinhead, but Pinhead smacks down to the mat with a devastating big boot! Pinhead gives a solid stomp and tags in Psycho. Psycho rushes in and is pounding on Jakal just as he gets up. Psycho picks jakal up and backbreaker by Psycho. DDT by Psycho. Psycho whips Jakal into the corner, and goes for a shoulder ram, but Jakal gets out of the way. Jakal delivers a deadly spinkick into Psycho's back, and reaches over and tags Da Man! Da Man now goes for a Powerbomb on Psycho, but Psycho reverses it into a Frankensteiner! Psycho now tries to tag in Pinhead, but Jakal runs over and nails Psycho! This brings in Pinhead. All 4 men are going at it now! Pinhead kicks Jakal and hits a DDT! Meanwhile Da Man low blows Psycho! Pinhead then tries to clothesline Da Man, but Da Man ducks and Da Man hits a Clothesline of his own on Pinhead that sends Pinhead outside! Psycho now kicks Da Man. Psycho picks up Da Man for his Kiss of Death, but Jakal trips up Psycho from the ground and Da Man falls right onto Psycho! 1, 2, 3!! Jakal and Da Man win!! Jakal and Da Man quickly get out of the ring. Psycho is shocked and Pinhead is mad! Wait Jakal and Da Man now have weapons! Jakal nails Pinhead from behind with a Kendo Stick! Da Man nails Psycho with a chair! Jakal and Da Man now grab a table and set it up. Jakal puts Pinhead on the table and Da Man holds him! Jakal then climbs to the top rope and hits a Moonsault through the table on Pinhead!! Jakal and Da Man now leave a fallen Pinhead and Psycho! Daredevil comes down and helps Pinhead to the back, and Psycho gets up and goes to the back by himself. Well next we're looking forward to what should be a great match between The Shocker & Sniper and they're taking on Crow & the legendary "Iceman".
(Unexpectedly "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice hits over the PA and Johnny Kool's video plays the Mastertron. The crowd erupts into a frenzy. The video soon cuts off and shows a close up of Johnny Kool standing backstage. He brushes his hair away from his face and prepares to speak.)
JK:-"Jumbo you just shut the hell up and pay attention to the most charismatic superstar in the World today. These fans are not stupid Jumbo, you try and build up these second rate talents, calling them legends, calling them the franchise. (He gestures quotation marks.) But they know when they want to see the man who is the brightest star, the greatest wrestling talent in the World and the man who is without a doubt the guiding light for this industry they look no further than JK, the Dude of Kool daddyo."
JK:-"These idiots in the back, well I mean there's not much you can say because these fans know just like I do they have no talent on the mic, they have no talent in the ring and they just all pale in comparison to
JK, they don't know what it's like to have a crowd in the palm of your hand as they hang on your every word. They don't know what it's like to compete at the highest level night after night, to have the expections of company owners, yeah like that fool Clinton, hoping and praying you can turn their lame promotion into something that grabs peoples attention. JK equals ratings. And everyone associated with WFW owes a debt of gratitude to me because I am the man that gets your lame, no good asses the exposure that you do. I have raised the bar so many times in this industry, God himself on his best day with the fosbury flop perfected can't make that high of a jump."
JK:-"But if all those losers want to these special attractions such as Lord of the...whatever the hell it's supposed to be, it doesn't really matter, they can fight and squbble until the cows come home, but this so called Lord will never and I guarentee you ever match up to the World's heavyweight champion. Now Jumbo everybody knows that I could have kicked everyone's ass and won this tournament without a bead of sweat dripping from my brow but Josh Clinton as senile as he is wouldn't even let me enter the damn tournament. But that's OK you see Josh now I get to sit by and watch these so called superstars. So here's the deal I have no desire to carry poor excuses for sports entertainers through matches night after night i'll defend this belt when I see fit and it goes like this, whoever becomes Lord...haha!! Now how feeble does that sound. Anyway whoever is Lord I will put the Kool WFW title on the line the Thursday after the pay per view. And i'm gonna take a close up look at some of these contenders right now!."
(Kool walks away from the camera before his music hits again and he makes his way down the ramp. He wears black leather trousers over his black wrestling boots, the WFW title is around his waist. He also wears a purple t-shirt and his long blond hair flows over his shoulders. A pair aof Raybans are placed just above his hairline. He takes a seat by the announcers table.)
JH: What the hell is Johnny Kool doing out here, he's not scheduled.
Crowd Chants:-"Johnny Kool!!!,Johnny Kool!!!"
JH:- I guess he's taking a close look at the opposition like he said. Anyway he's sure got this crowd going. Lets get to the match!
#5 Crow and Iceman Jason McGrew vs. The Shocker and Sniper
JH: Shocker and Sniper come out first. Then Iceman and Crow come out. Sniper starts things off with Crow. Sniper gets the advantage early with a Drop Kick, Clothesline, Hip Toss, a Kick, and a DDT! He then tags in Shocker. Shocker stomps on Crow. Piledriver by Shocker. Elbow Drop by Shocker. Shocker now goes for a Pedigree, but Crow backdrops him! Crow tags in Iceman. Iceman now lays the punches to Shocker. Sniper tries to come in, but he gets a Lou Thez Press and some punches. Iceman hits a Hanging Vertical Suplex on Shocker. Iceman hits the Icebreaker on Sniper! Iceman then tries to pick up Shocker, but Shocker lowblows him! Crow now in! Crow clotheslines Shocker. Sniper gets up and Crow kicks him and hits a Bloodflow DDT!! The ref puts Crow back in his corner. Shocker is up and he tries to pick up Iceman this time, but Iceman grabs Shocker and hits an Ice Cold Stunner!! Wait here comes the World Champion, Johnny Kool, with a chair now. He runs down and nails the ref with a chair! He now gets into the ring and nails Iceman with the chair! Then he nails Crow with the chair! Then he turns around and nails a rising Sniper! Shocker now tries to get up, but he gets laid out with the chair from Kool too! All 5 men are out! Wait Kool now drags Crow over Sniper! Kool now shakes the ref and revives him! Kool jumps outside and leaves! The ref sees the pin and counts a slow 1, 2, 3!! Crow and Iceman Jason McGrew win and they advance in the Lord of the Squared Circle Tourny!!! Angela has come down and she tries to help Iceman to the back, but Iceman starts yelling at her! Iceman is heard screaming, "How could you?!?! How could you sleep with another man! Another wrestler!!" Iceman then grabs a chair and slings it! He then tears up the ring steps and then storms off leaving Angela. She runs to the back with tears rolling down her face! What a crazy night this has been! What is with Johnny Kool?!?! And what is with Iceman and his wife Angela?!?! We are out of time! I will see you Thursday!!
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