WFWA Pay-Per-Views
[The scene opens up with snow falling. The snow continues to fall very quickly and the cameras spots that it falls in the shape of the letters W..F..W..A! The snow then blows up as the cameras now go inside the WFWA Arena in Los Angeles, CA. Fireworks, lasers, and bombs blast throughout the arena as the sold-out crowd stands in excitement while the Winter Warfare Theme plays over the PA. The cameras now pan to the announce booth where Jumbo Hastings and Gary Dawson are sitting...]
JH: Welcome everyone to the first Pay-Per-View of the NEW Year and Century! Welcome to Winter Warfare 2000!! We are live from the WFWA Arena in Los Angeles, CA!! Tonight we have 10 BIG matches for you. Six Titles will be on the line tonight, not to mention a first ever Warzone match where Scorpion will put his career on the line against Masked Man #1's mask! But Gary, I will let you tell everyone the HUGE Main Event we have for them tonight!
GD: Well if they don't know by now, then why the HELL are they listening to us. Because everyone in this building and everyone watching at home knows that tonight Johnny Kool will defend his Ultimate Title against the #1 Contender, Lance Manyon!!! That will be a classic!
JH: No doubt about that. Tonight will be a very special night! So without any more delay, lets...Wait lets go outside!
[Lucifer and Beelbezub are shown walking into the building and the crowd goes crazy seeing them.]
GD: What the hell are they doing here?! I thought they left! Wait what is this now?!
(All of a sudden, "Anger Management" plays and Scorpion comes out with a pretty good crowd response, but probably just cuz they're tired of watching the jobbers fighting each other in the dark matches. Scorpion's wearin' a nWo jersey, and is sk8in' down the ring with roller blades. He skates casually, and raises the wolfpac sign then slides into the ring, gets back up and skates to the red turnbuckle and sits down, with mic in hand)
Scorpion: Tonight, it's over! Masked Man! I don't have a clue, as to who you are, but it won't matter, because one way or another, Im gonna RIP THAT MASK OFF YOUR FACE!
(The fans burst in cheer)
Scorpion: Well, I betcha, what you were wonderin, who those guys were, that we're at the cage match tat I shoulda won, eh? Well thats my backup, da east side. I knew that Manyon's b**** would f*** around in that match, so I brought em along. Masked Man, if you f*** around a cheat me outta this one, I will make sure da east side put you in a bodybag!
(Masked Man #1 comes out with his theme, he looks pissed off. He has a cup of coffee in his hand and takes a sip then speaks)
Masked Man #1: Even though I would never have him say f*** the east and f*** you, why dont you go and bow down in a corner somewhere to some no name J-BRONE trying to be like me, so back up off my balls!
(Scorpion slides out of the skate and skates slowly towards MM#1)
Scorpion: You know what, I am tired of your s***, how bout I just rip that mask off NOW!
(Scorpion gives a good push to Masked Man, he tumbles back, and Scorpion goes to pound on him but he throws his burning coffee in his face! They start brawling, and Scorpion knocks MM#1 off the stage! But MM#4 comes from the entrance way and Drop kicks Scorpion off the stage. They then punch him down a couple more times and laugh, and go to the backstage. Paramedics then help Scorpion up)
Jumbo: Wow, does this mean the end of Scorpions career? Will he be okay to wrestle in this match?
Gary Dawson: Of course not, you saw what they did to him, burnt his face, haha!
Jumbo: You know, that wasn't very funny. But no we are ready for our first match FINALLY! Take it JB!
Pinhead vs. Eddie Gilbert
(National Championship Tourny/Semi-Finals)
JB: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall AND is a Semi-Final Match in the tourny to crown a NEW National Champion!!
["La Grange" plays over the PA as Gilbert comes out.]
JB: Introducing first, here is Eddie Gilbert!!!
[Then "Roll It Up, Light It up, Smoke It Up" by Cypress Hill plays as Pinhead comes out with Johnny Kool.]
JB: And his opponent, here is Pinhead!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Wait Berringer runs out to distract the ref! But Johnny Kool stops him! Gilbert grabs his title and tries to nail Pinhead with it, but the ref turns around and takes it away and Pinhead starts off with a flurry of punches to the head of Gilbert. Backs Gilbert up to a corner. Gilbert whipped to the other side, coming out Pinhead hits a back body drop. Gilbert up to his feet, dropkick by
Pinhead, second dropkick and a huge clothesline sends Gilbert over the top rope to the floor.
GD: Whoa what a start by Pinhead, he's got this crowd going and Eddie Gilbert now regrouping on the outside. Which is a good place for him it seems.
JH: Gilbert back inside, slips a boot to the midsection and a thumb to the eyes. Gilbert slams Pinhead, boots to the chest. Gilbert back in control now. DDT by Gilbert, cover but Pinhead out after 2.
GD: Eddie Gilbert has his stuff together now and is looking good.
JH: Neckbreaker by Gilbert, gutbuster by Gilbert, 1,2 Pinhead is out. Suplex by Gilbert, elbow drops to the back of Pinhead. Front face DDT by Gilbert 1,2 kickout by Pinhead.
GD: Gilbert is really dominating and he has Pinhead hurt.
JH: Gilbert sends Pinhead off the ropes, Gilbert dops his head and Pinhead hits a facebuster. Clothesline by Pinhead. Tries another one but Gilbert ducks it and sticks a finger in the eye of Pinhead again.
GD: Eddie sure is pulling out all the stops.
JH: Gilbert setting up Pinhead on the top rope, Pinhead fighting back with right hands, Gilbert falls to the mat but he climbs back up. Pinhead gets a shot to the midsection. Pindrop, Pindrop!! by Pinhead. Hooks a leg 1,2,3!!
JB: Here is your winner...Pinhead!!!
JH: Pinhead wins and will now face Shocker.
GD: Pinhead really showed guts and has won a hard fought matchup.
JH: What a great match! Wait a minute, what now?!
[Then "Devil Without A Cause" plays as Lucifer and Beelbezub come to the ring and grab a mic.]
LUCIFER: That's right, the greatest tag team duo of all time is back, and we're hungry for some gold. Now, we came back for one reason, the tag team championship. And we want our shot tonight.
[Beelzebub takes the mic from Lucifer.]
BEELZEBUB: But oh yeah, man we almost forgot. Do the chumps want to give us a chance?
[Then "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 plays up on the PA. Then Masked Man #1 and Masked Man #4 come out. #1 grabs a mic.]
MM1: You want some of this you old geezer, you wnat a piece of the TAG TEAM GLORY. Well thats fine i could use a Warm Up before kicking Scorpions ASS, bring it on you and your little friend Lucifer i whoop both of you punks back into retirement.
[Lucifer and Beelbezub nod their heads in approvement and then walk to the back. #1 and #4 follow them...]
JH: Well we have just added a Tag Title match here tonight! Winter Warfare just got a little better, even if it was the best before! Lets continue with the action!
The Shocker vs. Big Poppa Pimp
(National Championship Tourny/Semi-Finals)
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall AND is a Semi-Final Match in the tourny to crown a NEW National Champion!!
["Bloodclot" by Rancid plays over the PA as Pimp enters the ring.]
JB: Introducing first, here is Big Poppa Pimp!!!
[Then "Bump" by Kottonmouth Kings plays as Shocker comes to the ring.]
JB: And his opponent, here is The Shocker!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Shocker slides in and his hit with knees into the back. This match for a place in the National title tournament final. Pimp whips Shocker off the ropes, bug back drop. Slam by Pimp, Pimp picks up Shocker and hits a backbreaker.
GD: Pimp is taking over early, Shocker needs to get it together and here he comes.
JH: Shocker fighting back with right hands to the gut of Pimp, Shocker charging but Pimp out of the way and Shocker has hung himself on the top rope. Pimpo takes full advantage nailing Shocker with boots to the chest.
GD: Shocker must free himself, he's a sitting duck. There he and the ref manage to free his head. What's this Pimp to the top rope.
JH: Flying dropkick! Awesome. Cover 1,2 kickout by Shocker. Inverted atomic drop by Pimp and a side russian leg sweep. Cover 1,2 Shocker kicks out again.
GD: Shocker hasn't managed much offense to this point and Pimp as had a couple of near falls.
JH: Shocker whipped into the turnbuckle, Pimp charging big clothesline in the corner. Pimp charges again but Shocker is out of the way and I think his head struck the ringpost.
GD: Definately Jumbo his you could hear his skull crack on that steel ring post. Both men down but Shocker looks to be making a move.
JH: Shocker sets up Pimp, DDT. Cover 1,2 kickout by Pimp. Shocker off the ropes swinging neckbreaker. Followed by several leg drops. Cover again 1,2 Pimp out after two. Shocker going for a powerbomb but it's
countered into a hurricanrana by Pimp, Pimp hits a clothesline. And now locks on a sleeper.
GD: Great move by Pimp and we could see Shocker go to sleep right here. But he's fighting, what an escape.
JH: Shocker managed to back Pimp into the corner, breaking the hold. Both men down. Pimp drapes an arm across Shocker 1,2 foot on the ropes. Man that was close. Pimp going for a suplex, no but it's Shocker who gets it.
GD: Great power by Shocker.
JH: Shocker now hits a gutwrench suplex. 1,2 kickout by Pimp. Shocker
whips Pimp off the ropes, Pimp nails Shocker who had lowered his head.
Small package by Pimp 1,2 reversed by Shocker 1,2 Pimp kicks out.
GD: This match keeps going back and forth, so many near falls.
JH: Pimp off the ropes going for another hurricanrana. But Shocker reverses it and hits a sitdown powerbomb. Pimp landed on the back of his neck, 1,2,3!!
JB: Here is your winner...The Shocker!!!
GD: It's over Shocker advances to the final! Lets continue on with more action!
Mo Taylor vs. The Eliminator
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall!!
JH: Wait here comes Eddie Gilbert to the announcing booth.
EG: You don't look happy to see me. Hey watch this.
["Eliminator's Theme" cues up, right when he steps out onto the ramp he trips and falls flat on his face. He gets up looks down, and then blows it off and continues down to ringside.]
JB: Introducing first, here is The Eliminator!!!
[Then the "Money Theme" plays as Mo Taylor enters the arena and he trips in the same fashion. He gets up humiliated and then continues down to the ring.]
JB: And his opponent, here is Mo Taylor!!!
[The bell rings.]
EG: I love invisible wire! Hey watch what else I have planned.
JH: Both men squaring off, the bell rings... what the hell! The Bell just exploded when being rung!
EG: Oh I love it!
JH: Fortunately it was only a small discharge. No one was hurt. Eddie you were behind this weren't you?
EG: Who me?!? How dare you say such things! Watch the match you mental midgit!
JH: Eliminator starts strong and dives at Mo Taylor. But Tayler dodges out to the side.
EG: And Eliminator is on his face again. Oh Oh... A little more to the left Mo!
JH: Oh my lord?!? An explosive goes off underneath Mo Taylor. You put explosives in the ring?
EG: Oh look at him holding his leg, poor baby! Hey Eliminator is up again, watch it, watch it! BOOM! Yes, he found the other one!
JH: Both men are rolling around on the ground hurt by the explosives.
EG: Oh look at them cry!
JH: Mo Taylor sees The Eliminator on the ground and rolls over and just barely makes
the cover. 1....2....3!!
JB: Here is your winner...Mo Taylor!!!
EG: Ha Ha! I love this! You see Josh, this is what happens when you make HSI angry! More specifically make the King angry! I don't appreciate having to wrestle more than one match a night!
JH: Eddie's leaving now... I've said it before, I'll say it again. Eddie's gone off the deep end! Wait a minute! Look! It is Iceman Jason McGrew! He is back and attacking Mo Taylor!
GD: And who is with him? There is a young man and a beautiful woman with him! That must be Iceman's protege! Man what a shock! I thought Iceman was dead!
JH: No that was all a plan! Iceman is back and looking better than ever! We are ready for out next match!
Hot Stuff Inc. vs. Masked Man Squad
(Stable Championship)
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall AND is for the Stable Championship!!
["When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 plays over the PA as the Masked Men come out.]
JB: Introducing first, from MMS, here is Masked Man #4, Masked Man #5, and Masked Man #7!!!
[Then the "HSI Theme" plays as HSI comes out next.]
JB: And their opponents, from HSI, here is Eddie Gilbert, Alex Hernandez, and Berringer!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Well Gary, this will be an exciting match. Its been a long time since we have had a stable title match on a pay per view, especially of this caliber.
GD: Borrrring! I wanna see some more hardcore action!
JH: Well whatever. It looks like Hernandez and Masked Man #4 will start this match off, to give Gilbert a chance to rest I suppose, the bell is rung and here we go.
GD: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
JH: Well Gary as always is the color commentator, Masked Man begins the match giving the Masked Man squad an advantage with one hell of a clothesline! Alex Hernandez trys to sweep #4 but he jumps over his foot and kicks Hernandez in the face! #4 makes the tag to #7 and Hernandez gets up but they double team him with some foot stomps. 4 and 7 take his legs and yeooowww, wishbone split! Gilbert looks mad and he trys to get in but the ref holds him back.
GD: Huh, you say somethin' about a supermodel?
JH: What! No I said Gilberts mad.
GD: Ummmm, *smack smack smack* can't sleep, too much noise in the ring, 4 goes back to his corner, and 7 goes to deliver a DDT to Hernandez, but he reverses it into an atomic drop!
JH: There you go, back into the feel of things? Hernandez just pulled off a wicked German Suplex.
GD: Man that was fast execution, wake me when its over.
JH: Gary, Wake up, your on National Television, damn, how can we do this without color commentary! Alex Hernandez tags in Berringer, and goes back in the corner, 7 tags in 5, They go to double team Berringer but he swings his body right into them, pushing them back into the turnbuckle! Berringer goes to whip #5 into the HSI corner but he reverses it and down Berringer goes with a powerslam.
GD: *Snoring*
JH: #7 and #5 are double teaming Berringer. Wait #5 has a blackjack, he knocks out Berringer! But Gilbert drags him out and Hernandez has the stable titles! HSI is leaving with the gold!
GD: The match is not over yet! Well the ref is counting them out! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!! That is it!
JB: Here are your winners by Countout...Masked Man Squad!!!
GD: Masked Man squad wins, but HSI keep the titles because of that Countout! The Masked Men are not happy about that!
JH: Neither are the fans, but HSI outsmarted The Prez by walking away from this match! Well, before we go to the next match, I have a radio report on Scorpion's condition, this coming to you live. Doctor Fealgood, what is Scorpion's current condition.
Doc: What, at the moment he has 2nd degree burns on his face and neck, and he's been put to sleep, cuz Im about to give a shot of Trellisylic, it will aleaviate the blood cells on his face, now I have the needle out, and Im about to pierce it, OH MY GOD! Somebody get this maniac off my face, ahhhh *thump*
Jumbo: Whoa, hello, Doc, whats going on, please respond...
Scorpion: Allright, Driver, turn this sucker around, Im not retiring from the WFWA, f*** that, turn this van around, Im goin' to the ring! *car screech*
Jumbo: Well, that was the radio transmition.
Apparently Scorpion has taken over the Paramedic van, and is going back to the arena despite his conditions, this should be a interesting match after all. Now back to the action!
Da Man vs. Syxx Kidd
(Middleweight Championship)
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall AND is for the Middleweight Championship!!
["Syxx Kidd's Theme" plays as Syxx Kidd comes out.]
JB: Introducing first, here is Syxx Kidd!!!
[Then "Da Man's Theme" plays as Da Man comes out with Myth.]
JB: And his opponent, here is Da Man!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Both men are now in the ring. Da Man locks up with Syxx Kidd, sends him to the ropes and Da Man brings the Kidd down with a big kick to the gut.
GD: Kidd trips Da Man, and... wait a second. That's Berringer coming out of the crowd. Oh no, Eddie's on the other side of the ring now. They've circled the ring. And they attack Myth who was watching Da Man's back!
JH: Da Man back on his feet, snap mare from Da Man, Wait a second, the ref has stopped Gilbert from entering the ring, but Berringer still made it in. The official has no idea. Da Man charges Berringer, but Berringer ducks it and sends Da Man to the outside of the ring with a big back body drop.
GD: Berringer throws Syxx Kidd over to the turnbuckle. Turnbuckle powerbomb sends Syxx Kidd back on the ground. Da Man slides back
into the ring, just to get a boot to the back of the head.
JH: Berringer lifts him and oh! Powerbomb on top of Kidd. Both men out cold. Berringer rolls Da Man on top! 1...2...3!!
JB: Here is your winner...Da Man!!!
GD: Man HSI is not happy that Gilbert has 3 matches here tonight! And they are taking it out on anyone they can find! Lets go to the next match!
Jack Crowen vs. Syxx Strong
Street Fight Championship
JB: Our next contest is under Highway to Hell Match rules AND is for the Street Fight Championship!!
["Break Down the Walls" plays as Strong comes out and enters the cell.]
JB: Introducing first, here is Syxx Strong!!!
[Then "Come As You Are" by Nirvana plays as Crowen enters the cell.]
JB: And his opponent, here is Jack Crowen!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: This will be WILD! Here are the rules again. Both men are up on a platform 10 feet above the floor. The object is to throw your opponent off of the platform to the floor where tons of tables await them!
GD: Here we go! Drop Kick by Strong to start. German Suplex by Strong. Leg Drop by Strong. Strong picks up Crowen and tries to throw him off, but Crowen rakes his eyes!
JH: Knee to the gut by Crowen. DDT by Crowen. Crowen pounding on Strong now! Crowen throws Strong into the cell! Clothesline by Crowen. Crowen now tries to powerbomb Strong off the platform, but Strong turns it into a Facebuster!
GD: Fallaway Slam right against the cell by Strong! That had to hurt! Death Valley Driver by Strong. Strong now picks up Crowen. Strong goes to clothesline Crowen off, but Crowen ducks!
JH: Kick and a Russian Leg Sweep by Crowen. Crowen now tries to throw Strong off, but Strong hangs onto the cell that is close by! Crowen nails Strong. Crowen goes for a Hurricanrana, but Strong turns it right into a Powerbomb!
GD: Suplex by Strong. Strong whips Crowen into the steel. Super Kick by Strong. Strong now goes to pick up Crowen, but Crowen lowblows him! Neckbreaker by Crowen. Crowen now goes to knock Strong off, but Strong ducks and backdrops Crowen!
JH: Crowen barely hangs onto the edge! Strong now grabs Crowen and he picks him up for the Syxx Driver, but Crowen hangs onto the cell and Crowen reverses it into a DDT! Good Move!
GD: Crowen picks up Syxx. Crowen grabs Syxx for the Mood Swing, but Strong reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Crowen is up.
JH: Kick by Strong. Strong picks up Crowen and hits a Syxx Driver!! Strong picks up Crowen. Strong goes to knock him off, but Crowen ducks and Strong slides behind Crowen. Strong is near the edge.
GD: Crowen goes for a Drop Kick, but Strong catches his feet and just slingshots Crowen off of the platform and through the tables down below!!!!
JB: Here is your winner AND NEW Street Fight Champion...Syxx Strong!!!
JH: Good Match, but Syxx Strong captured his first title here! While we clean up the mess, lets go to this.
[Clips are shown of last Tuesday where during the 4 Way Masked Man match, Masked Man #2 wins the match easily and gets his title shot here tonight. The scene goes back to the ring where everything is ready for the next match...]
Eddie Gilbert vs. Masked Man #2
Cablevision Championship
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall, it will be under Hood Match rules, AND is for the Cablevision Championship!!
["When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 plays as MM#2 comes out.]
JB: Introducing first, here is Masked Man #2!!!
[Then "La Grange" plays as Eddie comes out one more time.]
JB: And his opponent, here is Eddie Gilbert!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Man, this match will be wild! This is a good old fashioned slobberknocker between Eddie Gilbert and Masked Man #2, aren't you just excited Gary?
GD: If you say so Jimbo.
JH: And as a stipulation just added, this will be a hood match. Both men have hoods on so they can't see anything! Well, the bell is rung, do you know how to announce such a match Gary?
GD: Oh course not! Just let the comic relief relax you!
JH: Im sorry folks at home, but my partner in commentary Gary Dawson thinks this is all a joke, this is a serious match I assure you, and a slobberknocker to say the least, no, don't run into each other, ahhh!
GD: Hahahahahoohheehee, did you see that? Id give the world to see that heads on action again, hahahahah!
JH: Oh will you quiet yourself man. Gilbert gets himself up with the ropes and is pointing around, the fans start cheering, and he runs straight ahead and swings a wild haymaker, MM#2 ducks it though, wait he gets back up and Eddie backhands him on the way around! Eddie stumbles around to find MM#2 but he trips over him, haha!
GD: Heh heh heh, that was good, Eddie is laying on his back, trying to get up, Masked Man stumbles up and points around, waiting for a crowd reaction, he turns and the crowd goes wild, he pulls back for a swing, wait, Gilbert has him, bam, Release Suplex, MM#2 felt that!
JH: Wait Gilbert has ahold of MM#2 still. Gilbert goes for a Sunset Flip, but MM#2 drops down on his knees and rolls up Gilbert! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here is your winner AND NEW Cablevision Champion...Masked Man #2!!!
GD: What a great win for MM#2! Wait he takes off his hood and grabs his mask and RIPS it OFF!!! LOOK!!
JH: It is LUCIFER!! LUCIFER WAS Masked Man #2 all along! Unbelievable! Lucifer looks to have hurt his leg. He is carrying the title high, but limping to the back!
GD: Well up next, Lucifer and Beelbezub were to get an impromtu Tag Title match against Masked Man #1 and #4, but it looks Lucifer is too injured to compete.
JH: I don't know how Lucifer hurt his leg, but he must be really hurt to not wrestle one more time here tonight. Lets go to JB!
Beelbezub vs. Masked Man #1 and Masked Man #4
(Tag Team Championship)
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall AND is for the Tag Team Championship!!
["Devil Without a Cause" by Kid Rock plays as Beelbezub comes out alone for this match.]
JB: Introducing first, here is Beelbezub!!!
[Then "When Worlds Collide" plays again as Masked Men #1 and #4 come out with the titles.]
JB: And his opponents, here is the team of Masked Man #1 and Masked Man #4!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Well Beelbezub is going it alone for this unscheduled match! He goes right after #4! Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Beelbezub. Beelbezub climbs the ropes. Moonsault by Beelbezub.
GD: Beelbezub pounds on #4, but he rolls to
his corner and tags in #1! Both men trade punches! Lowblow by #1! Beelbezub is down!
JH: #1 stomps on Beelbezub. Suplex by #1. DDT by #1. #1 tags in #4. The Masked Men double team Beelbezub! Double Suplex by the Masked Men!
GD: Beelbezub is in trouble. Leg Drop by #4. #4 tags in #1. #4 hits a Powerbomb on Beelbezub and then #1 hits a Somersault Splash on Beelbezub! Cover by #1! 1, 2, KICKOUT!
JH: I thought that was it! Beelbezub really needs a partner! Wait here comes Syxx Strong! He runs out and jumps in Beelbezub's corner! I guess he wants to be Beelbezub's partner!
GD: Beelbezub is getting pounded on by #1 and #4. The Masked Men go for a Double Powerbomb, but Syxx Strong runs in and breaks it up! He takes #1 out with a clothesline to the outside!
JH: #4 goes to pick up Beelbezub, but Beelbezub rolls up #4 out of nowhere! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here are your winners AND NEW Tag Team Champions...Beelbezub and Syxx Strong!!!
GD: What a great victory for them! We have NEW Tag Champs! They are going backstage to celebrate! Hey lets follow them!
[The cameras go backstage where it shows Syxx Strong, Beelbezub, Lucifer, and Ric Ransom celebrating in their locker room. Ransom walks out of the room to get a soda from the machine outside. Then out of nowhere Scorpion attacks him and rams him into the machine. He then hides. Syxx Strong then comes to see what happened. Scorpion then rams a dumpster into Strong knocking him out. Scorpion then walks away as Lucifer and Beelbezub run out to help Ransom and Strong. The cameras then go back to the ring where the next match is about to begin...]
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