Lord of the Squared Circle 99' (9/5/99)
[The scene opens up with a flash of light. Then another flash of light. Then another flash of light. And yet another one. And then a fifth one. Then the words LORD OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE slowly roll onto the screen. Then the words collide together and the remains disappear into the darkness. The Lord of the Squared Circle Theme begins to play as we are now taken inside the Providence Civic Center where thousands of fans have jam packed the arena for tonight's event. Fireworks then explode inside the arena. The fans scream wildly as they hold up tons of signs about their favorite WFW superstars. We are now taken to the announce booth where Jumbo Hastings and Phil Smith are sitting.]
JH: Welcome everyone to the Lord of the Squared Circle!! We are live from the Providence Civic Center in Providence, RI!! Tonight we will declare the 1999 WFW Lord of the Squared Circle! Jakal, Da Man, and Berringer will collide in 3 Handicap matches to determine just that. And the Lord of the Squared Circle will also get a World Title shot soon. So a lot is at stake here tonight!
PS: Would you shut up for a minute! Not only are we going to crown a Lord of the Squared Circle, but also here tonight the WFW World Champion, Johnny "Ice" Kool, and the WFW Hardcore Champion and WFW Tag Champion, Crow will face the WFW American Champion, Shocker and his mystery partner!! MAN that will blow the roof off this place! Not to mention that, we have an Iron Man Match for the IC Title, a Chamber of Horrors Match and a Train Match!! WHAT A NIGHT!! Now Jumbo you can talk!
JH: Well thank you, your highness.
PS: Don't get smart with me! You are lucky that I am here to save this show!
JH: Folks before we go to the ring, lets go backstage where something is going down.
[Billy X is shown backstage knocking on the door outside of The Prez's office. Billy then walks inside and The Prez is sitting behind his desk.]
Billy X: Mister President, here is the paper you wanted last Monday saying that I can return.
[The Prez takes the paper and looks it over. Then he shakes X's hand and X leaves. The cameras now go back to the announce booth.]
JH: Well it looks like Billy X is back in the WFW. He gave The Prez the proper medical clearance. And Billy X will return to action right here tonight in that train match. But that is later. Right now lets take to ring announcer Johnny Bravo!
JB: Our opening contest will be a Chamber of Horrors Match under 4 Corners Match rules!!
["I am a Bullgod" by Kid Rock plays over the PA as Foly comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first, weighing 280 lbs., here is Foly!!!
[Then "Crush Um" by Megadeath plays over the PA as The Universal Soldier comes out to the boos from the crowd.]
JB: His opponent, weighing 260 lbs., here is The Universal Soldier!!!
["Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays as Youngblood comes out to the cheers from the crowd.]
JB: Their opponent, weighing 195 lbs., here is Rick Youngblood!!!
[Then "X-Pac's Theme" plays over the PA as X Kid comes out to the cheers from the crowd.]
JB: And their opponent, weighing 201 lbs., here is X Kid!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: This match is crazy! All 4 men are surrounded by a cell. Inside the cell, you have explosives, thumbtacks, barbwire, tables, and a dumpster full of weapons!
PS: Here we go! Wait Youngblood and X Kid are teaming up against the other two men! They knock down Foly and thrown him into the barbwire!
JH: Double Suplex by Youngblood and Kid on Soldier!! They both pick up Soldier and they throw him into the thumbtacks outside!
PS: Do you see something happening, Jumbo?
JH: No, not really.
PS: Well open your eyes! Youngblood and X Kid have not fought each other! They are attacking Soldier and Foly together!
JH: You are right Phil. Youngblood has a pipe and he nails Foly over the head with it! Kid puts Soldier on a table and he climbs the cage and he hits a 450 Splash through the table on Soldier!!
PS: OH! Youngblood just powerbombed Foly into the explosives! Foly is hurt!
JH: Youngblood and Kid now set up some ladders. Youngblood and Kid climb up top and they both leap off at the same time and Youngblood nails Soldier with an Elbow Drop from the top of the ladder and Kid hits a Leg Drop at the same time!!
PS: MY GOD! Youngblood and Kid are crazy!! Youngblood spears Foly into the barbwire! Foly is busted open!
JH: X Kid hits a X Bomb on Foly through a table and then through two chairs!! Foly is out cold!! Wait now Youngblood and Kid start to build something. They put two tables on top of the dumpster full of the weapons. Then they puts some explosives and tacks onto the tables. Youngblood then climbs a ladder. X Kid puts Soldier onto the tables.
PS: OH MY GOD! I don't even want to know what he is about to do.
JH: You are fixing to find out. He is at the top of the ladder. He jumps off the ladder with the Death From Above through the tables, explosives, tacks, and into the dumpster full of weapons!!!
PS: UNBELIEVABLE!! Soldier is OUT COLD!!! X Kid helps up Youngblood!!! It looks like they are last men standing! And they shake hands meaning they both want to win! So they win!!
DJ: Here are your winners...Rick Youngblood and X Kid!!!
JH: It looks like Youngblood and Kid have formed some sort of alliance as they both prove how crazy and hardcore they are!!
PS: Damn Jumbo, you are one smart cookie! It did not take a brain surgeon to figure that out!
JH: Anyways lets go to this while officials clean up this mess!!
[Clips are shown of of the Lord of the Squared Circle Tourny from the past weeks and how it all leads to tonight. Then the cameras go back to the ring where everything is set up for our next match.]
JB: Our next contest is a Match in the Lord of the Squared Circle Tourny AND will be under Handicap Match rules!!
[Jakal's music plays over the PA as Jakal comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first, weighing 187 lbs., here is Jakal!!!
[Da Man's music starts up as Da Man comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: His partner, weighing 235 lbs., here is Da Man!!!
["Crash Car Love" by The Odds plays as Berringer comes out to the boos from the crowd.]
JB: And their opponent, weighing 326 lbs., here is Berringer!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Berringer starts right off with punches to Da Man and Jakal. DDT by Berringer on Jakal. Berringer clotheslines Da Man outside. Berringer now slams Jakal down and hits an Elbow Drop. Cover by Berringer! 1, 2, Da Man jumps inside and breaks the count up!
PS: Da Man now punches on Berringer. Jakal gets up and Da Man and Jakal hit a Double Suplex on Berringer.
JH: Neckbreaker by Jakal on Berringer. Jakal tags in Da Man. Da Man hits a Drop Kick on Berringer. Leg Drop by Da Man. Da Man goes for a Hurricanrana, but Berringer turns it into a Powerbomb!
PS: Jakal tries to come in, but Berringer nails him and hits a Belly-to-Belly Suplex on him. Berringer now taking turns stomping on Da Man and Jakal.
JH: Garvin Stomp by Berringer on Jakal. Berringer picks up Da Man and he hits a Tilt-O-Whirl Slam on him! Berringer now puts Da Man up top for his move. Berringer punches him a couple of times. The ref tries to pull Berringer away from the ropes. Berringer signals for the Brick Breaker, but when he turns around, Jakal is up and he drop kicks Berringer! Berringer then collides into Da Man! But also the ref was sandwiched in between Berringer and Da Man! So the ref is out cold!
PS: Jakal now grabs Berringer and hits the Old Glory on him!! But Jakal does not go for the pin. He goes outside and sets up a table out there. He rolls Berringer onto the table. What is he going to do?
JH: Jakal climbs up top and he nails a Moonsault on Berringer through the table!! Jakal rolls Berringer back inside and Da Man covers him! The ref is starting to come around and he a slow 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here are your winners...Da Man and Jakal!!!
PS: Well Jakal and Da Man had some good teamwork and that is why they won this one and why they are ahead of Berringer so far in the tourny!
JH: But there is still 2 more Handicap Matches left in the tourny. So we will see what happens! It is time for the Train Match! Lets go to it!
[We are now taken to a moving train near the arena somewhere. Inside the train, Billy X and Garret Bannon are waiting for their match to begin.]
JH: Both men are on a moving train! The ONLY way to win is to Tossing your opponent off first from the train!
PS: This should be interesting and here we go!
JH: X starts off with a Spear to Bannon! X already tries to throw Bannon off as the train has just started moving. Bannon elbows him and then tries to throw him X off. X blocks it and picks him up and gives him a Spike DDT.
PS: X throws him into the wall and follows up with a splash. X then grabs a chair sitting in the corner and smacks it over Bannons back.
JH: X places it over Bannons ankle, wait the train bumps and X falls down. X gets up as Bannon smacks him over the head with the same chair. X is busted open.Bannon grabs him and gives him a Bulldogg.
PS: X rams Bannon into the wall of the train! Russian Leg Sweep by X. X slings Bannon but Bannon reverses into the wall. Stomps to the back of the head by Bannon. Bannon picks him up and Neckbreaker by Bannon.
JH: X rams the head of Bannon into a table. X puts Bannon on top of a table. He goes for a Powerbomb, but Bannon backdrops off the table. X gets up. He gets nails with a Diving Clothesline by Bannon! Bannon picks him up and puts X on the table.
PS: Bannon climbs up the side of the wall and nails X with a Elbow Drop. Both men are down and out!
JH: Bannon is first to his feet, he nails X with a couple lefts and rights. X gives him a low blow. And follows up with a DDT. X grabs a spice rack from the corner of the train and bust it over Bannons Head. X walks over and Grabs a chair as Bannon starts to get up.
PS: X tosses the chair to Bannon and drop kicks it in his face. Bannon flies out of the cart and grabs on with his hands. X stomps on one of his hands as Bannon grabs X's right foot and pulls him outside. Both men are hanging on playing chicken with their lives here!
JH: Bannon Kicks X in the stomache X kicks him back both men are kicking each other back and forth. WAIT the Train bumps again as both men go flying out towards the ground, but X hangs onto the side of the train somehow and Bannon hits the ground outside hard! It is over! Billy X wins!!!
PS: But Bannon is hurt! The EMT's now come out and they stretcher Bannon away from the train tracks as X celebrates on the train!
JH: Folks we hear that we are ready for our next match inside the arena. So lets go back to the arena!
[The cameras switch back inside the arena where Johnny Bravo is standing inside the ring.]
JB: Our next contest is a Match in the Lord of the Squared Circle Tourny AND will be under Handicap Match rules!!
["Crash Car Love" by The Odds plays over the PA as Berringer comes out to the boos from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first, weighing 326 lbs., here is Berringer!!!
[Jakal's music plays as Jakal comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: His partner, weighing 187 lbs., here is Jakal!!!
[Da Man's music plays as Da Man comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: And their opponent, weighing 235 lbs., here is Da Man!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Jakal and Berringer have been arguing, since Da Man came out from the curtain, over who would start the match.
PS: Ah get the match on and have The Jakal start! Berringer needs to save
energy.
JH: Jakal and Berringer start throwing punches at each other! The ref breaks it up!
PS: Jakal and Berringer can't win by fighting with each other!
JH: Da Man attacks Jakal from behind! Jakal turns around and low blows DM. Jakal hits a DDT. Jakal tags in Berringer. Berringer hits a leg drop on DM. Berringer whips DM into the corner. Berringer distracts the ref as Jakal pounds DM in the corner. Berringer sets DM on the top rope.
PS: Berringer goes for a suplex. DM blocks it. DM throws Berringer off the top rope onto his stomach. DM does not know that Jakal was tagged in.
JH: Jakal hits a reverse DDT on DM.
Jakal goes for the pin. Berringer breaks it up before the ref can count. What is he doing they had the match won.
PS: He wants to win because he is Da Man.
JH: Jakal starts to walk towards Berringer to tag out. DM hits a release german suplex.
DM starts to dominate with kicks to the head. Berringer runs into the ring and hits DM with a clothsline from behind. Berringer throws DM over the top rope. Berringer and DM start to fist fight by the ring. Jakal hits a senton splash onto Berringer and DM.
Ref: One...
PS: Jakal whips Berringer into the guard rail. DM hits a DDT onto Jakal.
Berringer hits DM with a cahir.
Ref: Two...
JH: Jakal low blows Berringer from behind.
DM hits the X-Factor on Berringer. Jakal lays DM out with a stiff arm clothsline.
Ref: Three, Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!!
PS: Oh no a count out that will not help at all!!
JB: The referee has counted everyone out of the ring...so this match is a No Contest!!!
JH: Wait Misterio runs down to the ringside with a chair. Misterio helps Berringer up. Jakal grabs a chair. Berringer starts to walk towards with his back towards Misterio. Misterio and Jakal sandwich Berringer's head between the chairs!!
PS: Now Jakal and Mysterio beat down on Da Man and Berringer with chairs!! Here comes some officials to pull them off! They go back to the back while officials help Da Man and Berringer to the back.
JH: Now what this means is that there was no winner in this match, so Jakal and Da Man still hold an edge over Berringer in the Lord of the Cirle Tourny. We still have 1 more Handicap Match left tonight, so anything can happen! But up next is the IC Title Match. Lets go to it!
JB: Our next contest is for the Intercontinental Championship AND will be under Iron Man Match rules!!
[The "Ruff Ryder's Anthem" plays over the PA as Pinhead comes out to the cheers from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first, weighing 225 lbs., here is Pinhead!!!
[Then Joe Jackson's Theme Music plays as Joe Jackson comes to the ring from the boos of the crowd.]
JB: And his opponent, weighing 287 lbs., here is Joe Jackson!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: They lock up. Headlock by Jackson. Jackson runs the ropes and nails Pinhead with a Shoulder Block. Armbar by Jackson. Armdrag takedown by Jackson. Short-arm clothesline by Jackson. Another Headlock by Jackson.
PS: Pinhead back to his feet and elbows Jackson. Pinhead runs into the ropes, but he gets caught with a knee to the gut by Jackson. Swinging Neckbreaker by Jackson. Spin Heel Kick by Jackson.
JH: Jackson goes to the second rope and hits Pinhead with an elbow drop. DDT by Jackson. Cover for a 1.. 2.. 3.. Jackson has the First Pin Fall!!
JB: Here is your winner of the first fall...Joe Jackson!!!
[30 second rest period]
PS: After a small rest period, Jackson Picks up Pinhead, WAIT pinhead with a small cradle 1.. 2.. 3.. Pinhead gets the second Pin Fall!!
JB: Here is your winner of the second fall...Pinhead!!! The match is all tied up!!
[30 second rest period]
JH: Jackson is mad, he locks Pinhead into another headlock. Pinhead reverses with a back suplex. Both men are down. Pinhead is first up, he grabs Jackson throws him into the corner and nails him with a splash.
PS: Pinhead backs into the ropes and Jackson ducks his head, but Pinhead hangs onto the ropes and nails Jackson with a boot to his face. Jackson paid for that mistake. Pinhead slams Iceman to the mat. Elbow by Pinhead.
JH: Pinhead picks up Jackson DDT by Pinhead . Pinhead goes to the top rope. Wait Jackson is up he falls to the ropes. Pinhead falls on his crotch and falls to the matting outside the ring. Jackson climbs out. He grabs Pinhead and gives him a German Suplex to the floor.
PS: Jackson slings Pinhead into the railing and hits Jackson with a Flying Tackle. Lefts and Rights by Jackson. Wait Pinhead grabs Jackson and bangs his head on the railing.
JH: Pinhead slings Jackson into the steel stairs. Pinhead rolls on the ring and rolls back out to break the count. Pinhead walks up to Jackson and rolls him in the ring. Pinhead slides in and Pinhead immediately starts stomping him.
PS: Pinhead throws him to the ropes, and goes for a superkick, but he misses. Jackson turns around, and hits Pinhead with a Dropkick. Pinhead goes down. Jackson leg drops him 1.. 2 .. Kickout.
JH: Jackson picks up Pinhead and sling him into the ropes Pinhead ducks a Clothesline and comes back with one of his own. Pinhead grabs Jackson and gives him a T-Bone Suplex. Pinhead covers 1.. 2 .. Kickout. Pinhead grabs him and goes to give him another T-Bone but Jackson reverses and slams Pinhead on his face.
PS: Jackson goes to the top, sets Pinhead for a Tornado DDT, but Pinhead hits him in the gut, again, again! He gets on top with Jackson, PINDROP. the ref counts 1 .. 2 .. Kickout by Jackson!
JH: How did he do that. Pinhead cant belive it. Pinhead goes back to the top ropes, Jackson gets up and gives him an Diamond Cutter from the top. 1 .. 2 .. Pinhead foot is on the rope.
PS: Jackson is frustrated. He slides outside and grabs a chair. He goes to swing at Pinhead but the ref grabs it from him. Jackson turns to hit the ref but Pinhead grasb his head and gives him a neck breaker 1.. 2.. 3!! Pinhead scores 2 falls.
JB: Here is your winner of the third fall...Pinhead!!! Pinhead now leads 2 falls to 1 fall!!
[30 second rest period]
JH: Jackson is ticked he hits the ref and throws him outside. Wait here comes the Mean Street Posse! Wait Daredevil ambushes them with a chair! Now here comes Kid Dynamite! But Iceman Jason McGrew runs out and stops him! Inside the ring, Pinhead charges at Jackson Back Body drop by Jackson. Jackson grabs him and throws him at the ropes and Daredevil nails Pinhead with the chair!!
PS: WHAT THE HELL!! Daredevil just nailed Pinhead! What is he thinking?!?!
JH: I have no idea! But Jackon now gets Pinhead up a Kick to the gut and JACKSON JAM SLAM !! There no ref to count. Jackson slides outside and grabs teh ref he tolls him in the ring and wakes him. The ref counts 1 . 2..
PS: Wait the bell rings! The Time limit is up!! Pinhead is the new I-C Champion!!!
JB: The 30 minute Time Limit has expired! And your winner with 2 falls to 1 fall IS the NEW IC Champion...Pinhead!!!!
PS: The Posse and Jackson are mad! They beat up the ref and then they go after Pinhead! Here comes some officials to break this up though!
JH: What a great match that was, but there is so many questions! What was Daredevil doing? Well folks maybe we will find out soon. But it looks like we are ready for our next match, so lets go to JB!
JB: Our next contest is a Match in the Lord of the Squared Circle Tourny AND will be under Handicap Match rules!!
[Da Man's music plays as Da Man walks out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first, weighing 235 lbs., here is Da Man!!!
[Then "Crash Car Love" by The Odds starts up as Berringer comes out to the boos of the crowd.]
JB: His partner, weighing 326 lbs., here is Berringer!!!
[Jakal's music plays over the PA as Jakal comes out, with his Kendo stick in his hands, to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He places the stick in the corner.]
JB: And their opponent, weighing 187 lbs., here is Jakal!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Well here we go with out final match in the Lord of the Squared Circle tourny. Everything is on the line here. If Jakal wins, he becomes the LOTSC Champion. But if Da Man and Berringer win, then Da Man is the champion. Other things could happen but I will talk about them if I need to.
PS: You know I like the Jakal's chances here because he has that Kendo Stick and he can use it when the ref is not looking because he will worrying about the tag team of Berringer and Da Man making tags and so forth. So if he uses it when the ref is not looking he can win the match short and quick.
JH: Well here we go Da Man is starting against Jakal after a brief arguement with Berringer. Da Man and Jakal lock up. Jakal whips DM into the ropes. DM ducks a clothsline from Jakal. DM hits a dropkick on Jakal. Jakal rolls out of the ring. The ref holds DM back from leaving the ring. Jakal rolls into the ring. DM hits a piledriver on Jakal. Berringer tags DM on the back
PS: Look Berringer tags in to get some action. He is going to lay out Jakal.
JH: He is already layed out from that DDT.
PS: Be quiet before I make you be quiet.
JH: Whatever. Berringer lands an elbow drop on Jakal. Berringer goes for the pin.
Ref: One, two, kickout.
PS: Jakal gets up and hits TB in the face.
Berringer tags out to DM. Jakal attacks DM as he gets into the ring. Jakal whips DM into the other corner. Jakal climbs the ropes and starts to punch DM in the head.
The Crowd: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, (pause) 10!
JH: DM falls onto the canvas. Jakal hits a top rope leg drop. Jakal goes for the pin.
Ref: One, two, th........
PS: Berringer breaks it up. Thats the way to do it save your energy and let the other guy get the crap kicked out of himself.
JH: Berringer should be in their fighting. DM hits a low blow on Jakal. DM lands a piledriver on Jakal.
PS: That is a way to do it. The low blow always works.
JH: Berringer tags in. Berringer hits a splash. Berringer picks up Jakal. Jakal knees Berringer in the stomach. Jakal hits a swinging neck breaker. Berringer tries to crawl to the corner as Jakal holds his foot. Berringer makes the tag. DM lands a clothsline on Jakal. DM hits a russian leg sweep on Jakal. DM rolls outside of the ring.
DM grabs a chair. The ref jumps outside and grabs the chair.
PS: The ref and DM get into an arguement. Jakal grabs the Kendo Stick and hits Berringer over the head with it knocking him to the outside.
JH: DM puts down the chair and roll sinto the ring. DM goes to tag out but Berringer is on the ground. Jakal and DM lock up. DM locks Jakal up from behind. Jakal reverses it. Jakal hits a german suplex turned into a pin.
Ref: One, two, three!
JH: Jakal is celebrating his win!
PS: He did not win, Da Man won!
JH: No Jakal won! Well lets just listen to JB to find out.
JB: The referee has just informed me that both the men's shoulders where down so both men win this match!! Therefore Jakal and Da Man are both the 1999 Lords of the Squared Circle!!!
PS: I can't believe that! After all the weeks and matches we have 2 Lords of the Squared Circle!!
JH: Well since Jakal and Da Man had the edge over Berringer from the earlier win, that makes them both winners!
PS: I know that Dumbo Jumbo! HAHAHA!!
JH: Maybe The Prez will have something to say about this, but right now is is time for our Main Event! So lets get ready to rock & roll like you just don't know!!
JB: Our final contest is scheduled for one fall AND will be under Tag Team rules!!
["Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica starts up as Crow comes out to the cheers from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first, weighing 255 lbs., here is Crow!!!
[Then "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice plays over the PA as Johnny Kool with the World Title over his shoulder comes out to a mixed reaction but mainly cheers from the crowd.]
JB: His partner, weighing 287 lbs., here is Johnny Kool!!!
[Shocker's music then plays as Shocker comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: Their opponents, introducing first, weighing 260 lbs., here is The Shocker!!!
[The Shocker grabs a mic from the ring announcer.]
TS: This is the moment you have all waited for, you all get to find out who my special mystery partner is. Well let me say this guy isn't a friend, I don't really care much for him. But his is one psychotic son of a bitch. Without further adue, here he is, PSYCHO!!!
[The crowd is stunned, he gets a huge reaction. Shocker throws the mic down and waits for Psycho.]
[Then "Psycho Circus" by KISS plays as Psycho with Kat comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: And his partner, weighing 265 lbs., here is Psycho!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: It looks like Crow and Shocker will start things off. Here we go! They lock up. Headlock by Shocker. Crow quickly turns it into a Hammerlock. Crow then hits a Bulldog.
PS: Crow now stomping away at Shocker. Crow tags in Kool. Kool goes to work with punches to Shocker. Nice teamwork so far, eventhough I really don't like either one of those losers.
JH: Well Kool now whips Shocker into the ropes. Kool goes for a clothesline, but Shocker ducks. He kicks Kool and hits a Suplex. Shocker then tags in Psycho.
PS: Psycho now hits a Drop Kick on Kool. Psycho then grabs Kool and hits a nice Reverse Tornado DDT! Cover by Psycho!
JH: Crow is in to break up the count though. The ref puts Crow back to his corner. Meanwhile Shocker and Psycho doubleteam Kool. Psycho now puts Kool up top. He climbs up and he hits a Superplex. Psycho tags out to Shocker. Shocker hits a Neckbreaker on Kool.
PS: Shocker now laying in the kicks to Kool. He follows that up with an elbow drop. Shocker picks up Kool and he goes for a DDT, but Crow runs in and nails Shocker!
JH: Kool then hits a Belly-to-Belly Suplex on Shocker! Psycho then runs in and nails Kool though to stop a tag. This cause Crow to rush in and nail Psycho with a clothesline and then he tosses Psycho outside! Crow is out after him now. Kool now wants to make a tag, but Crow is not there.
PS: Crow better get his ass back to that corner and not worry about Psycho!
JH: Crow finally sees Kool and he makes the tag! He runs in and nails Shocker. Russian Leg Sweep by Crow. Powerbomb by Crow. Wait Psycho is back on the apron. He springboards off the ropes and hits a Leg Drop on Crow as he tries for a cover on Shocker!
PS: Hurricanrana by Psycho on Crow. Psycho now goes up top. Kool runs in though and grabs the rops making Psycho fall! Kool has a chance to win now, if he does not blow it!
JH: Kool climbs up and he hits a Back Suplex from the second turnbuckle on Psycho! Wait Shocker is up and he kicks Kool and hits a Pedigree! Shocker now goes for an Electric Shock on Kool.
PS: Wait Crow is up and he grabs Shocker by the hair and Shocker has to release the Electric Shock. Crow and Shocker now just stare at each other! Crow is an idiot! Why doesn't he do something!
JH: Wait Kool rolls up Shocker from behind! The ref gets down and counts 1, 2, WHAT THE HELL!!
PS: Crow just kicked Kool breaking the count! What is going on! Kool jumps up and stares at Crow!
JH: Shocker is up and he nails Kool from behind! Shocker now just starts stomping on Kool! Psycho now gets up and sees what is going on. He looks confused. Wait here comes Dardevil! He runs in and attacks Kool and then runs out! I guess he wanted a piece of Kool while he was down! The entire time, Crow is just standing there!
PS: Not anymore! Shocker picks up Kool and Crow grabs Kool.
JH: NO!! DON'T DO IT!
PS: YES!! Crow just nailed Kool with a Bloodflow DDT!!! Crow has seen the light!!
JH: The ref has rung the bell! He is throwing this match out!!
JB: This match has been declared a NO CONTEST!!
JH: The crowd is booing like crazy by this time! Wait Crow and Shocker motion to Psycho, who had just watched the assault of Kool from Shocker and Crow, to come over and join in on the assault.
PS: Now he has just jumped out of the ring and he and Kat are going to the back! WHAT?!?!
JH: Shocker and Crow look just as confused as we do! It seems Shocker and Crow have joined forces, but Psycho has decided to walk away. What is that all about?
PS: Beats the hell out of me! But Crow has smarten up and has joined the Dark Side with Shocker!
JH: And what about Kool? I am sure he will have plenty to say about this.
PS: Yeah when he wakes up!! HAHAHAHA!!
JH: Folks we are out of time! For Phil Smith, I am Jumbo Hastings and we will see you Sunday for Fury!!!
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