Spring Rumble 99' (4/11/99)
[The cameras pan to an outside shot of the Jack Breslin Arena in East Lansing, MI. Cars are still lining up to enter the arena. The cameras then zoom inside the arena as fireworks shot off while the Spring Rumble Theme plays on the background. The cameras scan the crowd until it reaches the announce table where Jumbo Hastings and Phil Smith are sitting.]
JH: Welcome everyone to Spring Rumble 1999!! Tonight we have 8 big matches for you including 3 titles on the line!!
PS: That is right Jumbo! Maurice Bromell will defend his World Title against the returning Iceman Jason McGrew! But don't forget about the Inferno Match for the IC Title between Ramon and Shocker!! And the Tag Title match between the feuding Major and Messiah against Jakal and Da Man!!
JH: Lets cut the talk and go to the...Wait a minute!
[Just before the first match in the PPV the eWo music blasts the crowd chears and who walks out, it is none other than The Shocker. The fans chear seeing that he has his red eWo shirt on.]
TS: Well fans, me and Soldier Syxx have talked it out in the back and guess what Shock is back in the eWo. I told him how I was going through some things and wasn't thinking right. He understood like the great man he is and let me back in. And tonight I prove my alleigance to the eWo. I was just under some heavy pressure and didn't have a clear mind. So fans the GREAT one is back in the eWo, and I'm back for ever.
[The fans give him a huge pop seeing that he is now back in the eWo.]
JH: Now lets take it to Johnny Bravo for our first match!
JB: Our first contest is under Hell in a Cell/"I Quit" Rules!! Introducing first...Here is The Great Milenko!! And his opponent...Here is Scott Cole!!
PS: Here we go. Two rookies to the WFW about to square off. Both men are
in the cell, and now it's being locked. And here we go.
JH: Cole begins with a series of punches and kicks. Milenko is down.
Now, Cole following up with a few kicks to the guy of Milenko. Now Cole picks him up and sends him outside. Cole up to the top rope. And.......... big splash right on Milenko. But, Cole went into the cage. Now, both men are down and out. Milenko is the first to come to life. He's now up, and grabs Cole. And, begins to pound away with punches and kicks. Milenko picks him up and rams his head into the cage.
PS: You know Jumbo, I think Cole hurt himself going into that cage. But,
right now, Milenko is taking it to him. Bashing his head into the cage repeatedly. Now Milenko, with a DDT onto the floor. Picks up Cole, and throws him right into the cage. Milenko, is really using that cage to his advantage. Now, Milenko slams Cole to the ground with great authority. And, he begins to kick away at Cole.
JH: Yep, Cole is down. Now, Milenko picks him up and throws him into the
ring. Milenko with a few kicks more. Then, up to the top rope, and big elbow off it.
PS: Cole is in pain. He is really hurt from his fall into the cage. Now,
Milenko goes for a boston crab. The ref asking if Cole gives up. But nope. Cole is hanging on. Ref asks again and once again Cole refuses. Now Milenko gets off.
JH: Both men are up now. Cole hits Milenko with a few punches, now with a
quick rollup. But, it was just to get him down. Now Cole turns it into an arm bar. Milenko is in some pain, but not enough to make him give.
PS: Nope. And look he has just reversed it. Now, Cole is in the arm bar.
But, he kicks backwards, and catches Milenko right in the groin. Milenko goes down. He's hurt bad. Now, Cole takes him and puts him into a boston crab of his own.
JH: Oh, Milenko is really hurting! Milenko gives up!
JB: Here is your winner...Scott Cole!!!
PS: Wait the cell raises and here comes Panther and Johnny Gunn!! They attack Cole with a basebal bat and Panther gives Cole 3 Da Bombs!! Then they attack Milenko with the bats before they leave!!
JB: Our next contest is under Barbwire/Cage Rules!! Introducing first...Here is the team of Johnny Gunn and Panther!! And their opponents...Here is the team of Sniper and the Lord of Darkness!!
JH: Here we go! Sniper and Panther pound it out! Spinebuster by Sniper. Leg Drop by Sniper. Sniper sends Panther into the barbwire steel!
PS: Wait Sniper tags in Lord of Darkness! This is his debut!
JH: LOD pounds on Panther. Powerbomb by LOD. Piledriver by LOD. Suplex by LOD. Slam and an Elbow Drop by LOD. Gunn jumps in and nails LOD! Both men are down now!
PS: LOD was just a fan a few weeks ago, now he is in there against two veterans!
JH: LOD is up and he tags out to Sniper. Panther tags in Gunn. Kick and a DDT by Gunn. Asai Moonsault by Gunn. German Suplex by Gunn.
PS: Gunn now goes up top. Moonsault by Gunn. Panther is tagged in by Gunn.
JH: Panther Cutter by Panther on Sniper. Pantherbomb by Panther! Gunn throws a chair to Panther. Panther nails Sniper with the chair!!
PS: Sniper is down in the corner after a
grueling chair shot from Panther. Gunn just hit the Dogg's Bite on Sniper! It looks like the WCW is going to win this one fans!
JH: Wait, the Lord of Darkness attacks Panther from behind. He's going for his finisher, but wait... Sniper from behind with a dumb bell to LOD's head!
PS: What in the hell is going on?! Is this the master plan Sniper was talking about?!
JH: Panther picks up LOD and throws him to Sniper, who gives him the Sniper Bomb. Oh my God, can this be? Sniper hugs Panther!!
PS: They're back together again. After all these years, they're back together.
JH: Sniper picks up LOD, and a super Panther Cutter. I wonder what they call that. Sniper is grading him with a cheese grader. Wait, Dogg's Bite on LOD, and Sniper's got the mic!
S: "You, see, Lord of ga... DTA - Don't Trust Anybody!! WFW get ready for a new revolution. The X-PAQ is here, and the Bombsquad has reunited. Welcome to the WFW Darkness! You ragety peice of SH*T!!!! This has been your brush with greatness!!!!"
PS: Now they're leaving. I can't wait to get a word with these guys, and see what in the hell is going on!!!!!
JH: Wait as they were leaving, Jon Stewart jumps the rail from his front row seat and nails Gunn with a chair!! He leaves through the crowd as Sniper and Panther chase after him!!
JB: This match has been declared a No Contest!!
JB: Our next contest is under Falls Count Anywhere Rules!! Introducing first...Here is Garret Bannon!! And his opponent...Here is Soldier Syxx!!
JH: Well, this should be intessting. Garret Bannon faces Soldier Syxx in a
falls count anywhere match. I love these matches they go so wild and are so fun to watch. Well.... Oh look on the MasterTron, it's Bannon and Syxx. They are already fighting in the back. (DING DING) There's the bell. I guess the match is underway.
PS: It certainly is, and look at how it's going. Syxx has already been
layed flat out by a big DDT on the concrete. Now, Bannon is hammering away at him with kicks, and knees. Now Bannon is picking up a garbage can. Oh no. He just dumped all sorts of garbage right on Syxx. Oh boy Syxx is gonna stink. But, now Bannon smashes the garbage can right on Syxx's head. And again, and again. Oh man, Syxx must be hurt, and bad. Now, Bannon picks up some rope from the ground, and look, he's tying up Syxx to a pipe on the wall.
JH: Yes he is. But, wait Syxx hits him right in the crotch with a loose
piece of concrete. Now, Syxx, is up and taking the advantage. Syxx, with the garbage can now, he takes it and, oh my. Smashes it right on Bannons head. Oh look at the mark. Now, Bannon is out, and Syxx is kicking him. Syxx picking up an old banana peel. Whats he gonna do now. Oh no. He is stuffing it in Bannons mouth. A little bit of payback I guess. Look Bannons choking.
PS: Oh geez. This is going to far. Stuffing garbage down someones mouth.
But look. Syxx is not stoping. He picks up that loose peice of concrete again. And, SMACKS it on Bannons head. Look at this. Bannon is just laying there in a pile of garbage. Now, Syxx is walking away. Huh? What's he doing. Well, he is gone now and Bannon is getting up. Wait, what's that, that sound. Oh my gosh look. Syxx is on a motorcycle. And he's going straight for Bannon!!!
JH: NO, NO, NO. He's going to hit him. Wait no. Bannon has moved. And
Syxx drives straight into the wall. Oh dear lord, Syxx has gone flying, and the bike has been totaled. Now, Bannon is up and moving in on Syxx's motionless body. This is just plain sick. It's beyond wretling. It needs to be stopped. But, Bannon, isn't about to stop, and here he goes beating Syxx with a ladder that was laying around back there. Syxx is hurt badly. Now Bannon, is setting up the ladder on top of about four crates. Dear lord that must be at least twenty feet high.
PS: And he's climbing up it. This is just plain crazy. Syxx is out cold,
possibly dead, and Bannon is climbing up twenty feet and he looks like he is going to jump. He's on top now........ and my god he has jumped off. Going for an elbow. But, Syxx moves. MY GOD. Bannon just landed on his elbow, on concrete from twenty feet up. This is totally crazy. And, now Syxx is back up and he has just picked up Bannon, and hit him with a suplex. Now, Syxx stomping away.
JH: And, look. He just pushed the ladder over right onto Bannon. Bannon is
hurt bad. I think his elbow is broken from that jump. But, that wont stop this match. Syxx, picks him up and takes him right into one of the locker rooms. A few wretlers are back there, but they have all moved. Now, Syxx takes Bannon, and slams him right onto one of the benches. Now, Syxx picks up Bannon, and Oh-ho-ho-no. He's hanging Bannon on one of the hooks.
PS: Yep, and now he's hammering away with his fists. Bannon is motionless
on the hook. Now, Syxx is reaching into his pocket, and he...... OH NO...... he's pulled out a horse whip. Dear god no. Dont tell me he's going to do this. OH. He has started to whip Bannon. Bannon is crying out in pain. But Syxx is relentless. Bannon is being whipped like a horse. Finally Syxx has stopped. Now he's pulling Bannon down. And, look.
JH: The fight continues through the crowd! Syxx puts Bannon on a table and climbs to the balcony! Wait a security guard pulls Bannon off the table and then climbs up to the balcony! He pushes some fans away. Wait then he grabs Syxx and hits a Tornado DDT from the balcony through the table!!!
PS: That is Shipwreck!! He says, "I stooped to their level and I loved it!" Wait here comes Squash Dawg, Syxx Pac's manager! Here is Syxx Pac! He hits the Type O Negative on Bannon!!! Then he puts Soldier Syxx on top! He then leaves!
JH: The ref turns around! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here is your winner...Soldier Syxx!!!
JB: Our next contest is under No DQ Rules!! Introducing first...Here is Doom!! And his opponent...Here is Psycho!!
JH: Here we go with this no DQ match. Doom, is in the ring already, and now
Psycho is comming down. Look, he has a baseball bat, and a some brass knuckles in his back pocket.
PS: Look Doom, is rushing out there to meet and take him on. But, Psycho
just whacks Doom with the bat. Now, Psycho is pounding on Doom with the bat. Doom, is out. Psycho goes over to the camera men walking down the aisle to catch the action, and he grabs a camera. Now, he takes the camera and is about to hit Doom right over the head. Oh no, I can't watch.
JH: But NO. Doom smacks Psycho with a roll of pennys. Hah. Now Doom takes
the camera and he smashes it over Psychos head. Now Doom picks Psycho up and OH WOW. He sends him right over the guard rail into the crowd. Now, Doom jumps over and attacks Psycho with the chairs in the crowd. Psycho is out on the ground. Doom starts to beat him with a purse he has found sitting under a chair. Oh look he has broken the strap and everything has flown out and hit Psycho. OH look at Psycho he's bleeding.
PS: Yep, he has a big gash on the side of his face, I think it was from some
keys. Now, Doom is searching for some other weapons. UH OH. He has found some pepper spray. It must have fallen out of the purse. Now, he's advancing to Psycho. Dont tell me he's going to spray him!
JH: Oh my god. I have never seen that before. Psycho just picked up a
hot-dog and he threw it a Doom. The mustard is in Dooms eyes. Doom stumbling around. He cant see. Oh my this is hilarious. Oh boy, Doom just fell over the guard-rail back into the ringside area. Now Psycho over after him. Psycho grabs the brass knuckles and he smacks them into Dooms skull.
PS: Now, Psycho picks Doom up, and tosses him onto the Spanish announce
table. Now Psycho is making him way up to the top rope. Oh my he's going to jump off onto Doom who is laying on the table, and, YES. He hits him. Both men are hurting. The table has been broken and they have gone right through to the ground. They are both out. But, now Psycho is getting up. He is a little groggy, but he still grabs a monitor. And he smashes it onto Dooms head. Now Doom has a monitor stuck to his head.
JH: Yes, but Psycho is beating on the monitor now with his brass knuckles.
Pounding away. Doom is totally out of this one now. But, Psycho's not done. He sends Doom into the ring, with the monitor still on his head, then he goes under the ring, and look what he's got. It's a power drill.
PS: He's got a power drill, and it's working on batterys. He's getting into
the ring now, with the drill and he's advancing toward Doom. NO NO NO. He's not going to use the drill on Doom.
JH: Well, he's going to try. But, but no. Doom, kicks wildly and hits him
square in the groin. Psycho is down and the drill has fallen to the mat. Oh look it is tearing the mat apart. The canvas has been ripped, now they are fighting right on the plywood. Doom is up now and he has taken the monitor off his head. Now he's grabs Psycho and he begins to hit Psycho with the monitor. Psycho is down. Now, Doom goes up to the top rope, and flying elbow off the top.
PS: But he misses. Psycho has moved and he has hit the ply-wood. Now,
Psycho is up, and he is picking up Doom. The Psychotic Crippler by Psycho!! Doom is giving up!!!
JB: Here is your winner...Psycho!!!
JH: What a WILD Match!! Now Kevin Ham should be making his way to the ring for this interview!
Thousands of fans await the upcoming event and cheer and the announcers are at full blast talking about the events that happened tonight so far. All of a sudden a red siren starts flashing from the top of the arena and Stabbing Westward's The Thing I Hate plays up on the pa. Fans cheer and start chanting "Duke Rocks" as Duke Nukem walks out of the locker room area. He is wearing a red tanktop with the atomic symbol, his usual ray ban sunglasses and a pair of khaki cargos. Duke walks down the ring, high fiving fans. As he gets into the ring, Duke makes the triangle and make fan follow it up. Kevin Hamm begins the interview....
Kevin Ham: Hello everyone, this is a former wrestler who has wrestled in many federations at oen time, has even been the world champion after a few months in his career, Duke Nukem!
Duke Nukem: Ham, like I always have said, there is no better interviewer in the land than you. But I would like you to disregard that former wrestler bit.
Ham: Why is that?
Duke: Because I have signed a contract with the wfw. That is why. Some fans start cheering
Ham: Well that is good news duke. So what do you plan to do in the near future?
Just then, Bombshell walks out of the arena and Dangerzone off of Top Gun plays up and Bombshell walks out with a camouflage bikini on and the guys start whisteling and cheering. The camara zooms around and sees many sign, some of them saying "Bombshell, you can blow my bomb shelter anytime." She makes her way down the ring and gets in the ring and stands by duke
Duke: What is it you asked ham?
Ham: Like I said, thats good news. So whats in your future.
Duke: Well, I never have been much of a fortune teller, but I will tell you this. I came here tonight to watch the events and to help judge in the tee shirt contest, but I can tell you right now, that Bombshell is better than either of those two girls are at these kinds of things. Like I said, I was just comign here tonight to enjoy myself, but I would like to start off from where I left off.
Ham: What do you mean?
Duke: Well, I guess I should tell you. Now I see that a certain man from my past has rosen in the ranks, plus since I need a match against someone who's ready, willing, and able to fight. So Masked Mutt, Fans erupt in cheers this thursday, me and your carcass willl be in the ring, and , bombshell, tell him what happens....
Bombshell: You are gonna get the meltdown!
Duke: And you know why....
Duke, Bombshell, and Fans: Cause Duke Rocks!
Duke with bombshell by his side make their way out of the ring and to the announcers table.
JB: Our next contest is under Wet T-shirt Rules!! Introducing first...Here is Lisa!! And her opponent...Here is Beulah!!
JH: Well here we go with this unusual contest! These lovely women will be wetted down by water and we will all see..Well you know.
PS: We will get to see their watermelons!!! YEAH!!!
JH: Well the they are being wetted down! No words can describe these sights! Wait what is this!
PS: Here comes Fyre with a wet t-shirt!!! She gets in the ring!
JH: Wait a minute. All 3 begin to yell at each other! Wait the light go out!!
PS: WHAT!!! NO!! Wait they are back on! Look in the ring!!
JH: OH MY GOD!!!
PS: Beulah, Lisa, and Fyre are all NAKED!!! The crowd is going crazy!!
JH: Wait Bombshell grabs a mic!
B: "I challenge any or all of you little ugly bitches to a match Thursday!!""
PS: She tries to attack the 3 NAKED women, but Nukem restrains him! Here comes Doom, Gunn, and Sniper! They grab their women and head to the back!
JB: This contest has been declared a 3 Way Draw!!!
JH: The fans are the REAL winners here though!! I can not believe that!!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Tag Team Championship!! Introducing first...Here is Jakal and Da Man!! And their opponents...Here is Jeffrey D. Major and Messiah!!
[The Theme to Terminator begins to play as Major makes his way to the ring. He is followed by Messiah who comes out to his own music.]
JH: Here we go! Major and Da Man start off. Backbreaker by Major. Spinning Heel Kick by Major. Bulldog by Major. Piledriver by Major. Major tags in Messiah.
PS: Messiah starts pounding on Da Man! Major goes to the outside and drags Jakal from his corner. They fight on the outside!
JH: The ref turns his attention to the outside fight! Wait Messiah grabs a Tag Title belt and beats on Da Man with it!! Then throws is away before the ref turns around.
PS: Major and Jakal are back in their corners. Low Blow by Da Man. Da Man tags in Jakal.
JH: Double-Arm DDT by Jakal on Messiah. Piledriver by Jakal. Major comes in and clotheslines Jakal! The ref puts him in his corner.
PS: Da Man comes in and double teams Messiah! Major argues with the ref about it!
JH: Jakal tags in Da Man. DDT by Da Man. Bulldog by Da Man. Powerbomb by Da Man. Wait here comes Soldier Syxx!! Maurice Bromell stops him and they fight! The ref turns to this! While this goes on, Messiah tags in Major!
PS: Wait from the crowd Garret Bannon and Doom hit the ref with a chair!! Then they hit Messiah with the chair!!
JH: Jakal has now helped Syxx attack Bromell on the outside! Wait here comes Ramon on crutches! We walks right past the 3 men on the outside! They did not even see him! By this time, Bannon and Doom are fighting with Major! Ramon nails Major with one of his crutches!
PS: What the hell! Who is fighting here! Messiah is now awake and he nails Bannon and Doom with chair shots!! Then he nails, Da Man would had coverd Major, with the chair! Ramon then hobbles back to the locker rooms!
JH: Messiah now goes outside and helps Bromell fight Jakal and Syxx! Inside the ring, Major has draped an arm across Da Man! The ref is just coming around and sees this! 1, 2, 3!! Messiah and Major win!!
PS: That could be the wildest ending we have ever had here!! But we still have 2 more matches left!!
JB: Here is you winners...Messiah and Major!!!
JB: Our next contest is under Inferno Match Rules and is for the Intercontinental Championship!! Introducing first...Here is The Shocker!! And his opponent...Here is Razor Ramon!!
[Ramon's music begins to play over the PA as fireworks shoot off. He has his head bandaged, leg in a brace, and is walking on crutches as seen earlier.]
JH: Ramon now grabs a mic.
RR: "Well chico's i'm here and against doctors orders i'm gonna compete here tonight, now I said I might do things a little differently so take a look at the Mastertron and find out what i'm mean chico."
[On the MasterTron it shows Ramon walking back from the ring. But once he get backstage, he takes off his brace and bandage and walks normally to his car.]
JH: Wait inside the ring, Ramon nails Shocker from behind with his crutch! Then he nails Shocker with his lead-weighted leg brace!
PS: Shocker is out!! Now the fire rises around them, since this match has begun!
JH: No! Razor's Edge by Ramon through the fire! Shocker lands on the outside on fire!! That is it! Wait here comes Challenge! He puts out the fire!
JB: Here is your winner...Razor Ramon!!!
PS: This was all a plan by Ramon! He tricked Shocker! Wait what is this!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Championship!! Introducing first...Here is Iceman Jason McGrew!! And his opponent...Here is Maurice Bromell!!
JH: Major and a masked man come to the ring with Bromell and stand at ringside! They begin to punch it out. Wait Drop Toe Hold by Iceman. Armbar by Iceman. Headlock by Iceman. Wait elbows by Bromell. Bromell runs the ropes, but Iceman hits a knee to the gut of Bromell.
PS: Hammerlock by Iceman. Bromell back elbows Bromell. Bromell goes for a clothesline, but Iceman ducks and hits a Short-Arm Clothesline.
JH: DDT by Iceman. Suplex by Iceman. Slam by Iceman. Hanging Suplex by Iceman. Iceman throws Bromell outside. Iceman picks up a chair. He swings it at Bromell, but Bromell ducks.
PS: Kick and Bromell slings Iceman into the steel steps! Bromell throws Iceman back inside.
JH: Atomic Drop by Bromell. Clothesline by Bromell. Splash by Bromell. Reverse DDT by Bromell. DDT by Bromell. Bromell goes for a Torture Rack, but Iceman reverses it into a Bulldog.
PS: Avanlanche by Iceman. Iceman covers Bromell! 1, 2, kickout!
JH: Lou Thez Press by Iceman. Powerbomb by
Iceman. Iceman throws Bromell outside. My GOD! The Icebreaker by Iceman! That was a Powerbomb through the announce table here!!
PS: What a move! Iceman rolls Bromell back inside. Iceberg by Iceman. Iceman picks up Bromell.
JH: Iceman goes for the Ice Cold Stunner, but Bromell grabs Iceman's foot and pushes him to the mat! Bromell jumps on Iceman and pounds away at him!!
PS: This is a fight now! Wait here comes Messiah!! Major and the masked man stop him!
JH: Bromell continues the pounding! Neckbreaker by Bromell. Bromell puts Iceman on the top rope. Bromell goes for the Hellhound, but Iceman thumbs him in the eyes!
PS: Superplex by Iceman! 1, 2, kickout!
JH: Iceman slings Bromell into the ropes! Iceman goes for the Ice Cold Stunner, but Bromell grabs the waist of Iceman and hits a German Suplex! Bromell puts Iceman on top.
PS: Wait here comes Ramon from the crowd! He nails Bromell! The ref rings the bell! Bromell and Ramon punch it out!! Wait Major and the masked man jump into the ring! Ramon quickly jumps out of the ring and escapes through the crowd!
JB: Here is your winner by DQ...Maurice Bromell!
JH: Wait the masked man pulls off his mask! It is The Shocker!! MY GOD!! Shocker has joined 7SOA!!! What a "Shock"!!!! We are out of time!! I will see you Thursday!!
PS: What a NIGHT!!!
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