Wrestlecade 99' (3/7/99)
[The screen opens up the big billboard
outside of the Bradley Center in Milwaukee,
WI! It says WFW Wrestlecade tonight! The
cameras then pan inside the Bradley Center,
as the Wrestlecade
Theme begins to play in the background as
the many fireworks and lazers shoot all
around the arena while the sold-out crowd
holds up millions upon millions of signs!!
The cameras the pan to the announce table,
where Jumbo Hastings and Phil Smith are
sitting!]
JH: Welcome everyone to Wrestlecade!! Tonight
we have 8 great matches for you tonight! We
have 6 titles on the line right here
tonight!!!
PS: That is right! We have that huge Main
Event between two stablemates, when Razor
Ramon defends his World Title on the streets
of Miami, FL against Reddust! But don't
forget about the HUGE 4 Corners Match for
both the IC and American Titles!
JH: Those will be great matches, but we also
have the Hardcore Title on the line in a Flat
Bed Semi Truck Match between Psycho and
Iceman Jason McGrew!! What a night this will
be! Lets go to ring announcer Johnny Bravo
for our first match!!
JB: Our opening contest is scheduled for one
fall...Introducing first...Here is Angel of
Death!! And his opponent...Here is Mankind!!
JH: Mankind and Angel are both in the ring.
Here we go. Mankind starts it off with a
sucker punch. Now, a suplex. Angel fights
back with a DDT. Mankind is on the ground.
Angel with a elbow. Now with a german suplex.
Now a savate kick. But Mankind right up and
hitting back with a flury of punches.
PS: This is just like I thought it would be!
A WAR!!
JH: And now, a piledriver. Kicks on the
ground. Now hes going for a splash off the
top rope. But, oh boy a terrible miss.
Mankind is hurt. Now, Angel with a body-slam.
Now, with a legdrop. Now, Angel hits him with
a DDT. But Mankind is up again! Low Blow by
Mankind. Manind goes for a Mandible Claw, but
Angel kicks Mankind. Choke Slam by Angel!! 1,
2, 3!! Angel wins!!
JB: Here is your winner...Angel of Death!!!
JB: Our next contest will be under Death
Match rules...Introducing first...Here is
Garret Bannon!! And his opponent...Here is
Billy X!!
JH: Someone will die in this match!
Literally! Both men will fight in the rafters
of this arena until someone falls and dies!!
I can't believe this!
PS: All is fair in love and War! Well maybe
just WFW WAR!! HAHA!
JH: Here we go! Both men punch it out in the
rafters! Slam and an Elbow Drop by Bannon.
Bulldog by Bannon. Drop Kick by Bannon.
Suplex by Bannon. Leg Drop by Bannon. Bannon
rams X into the railing! Bannon punches X.
Hurricanrana by Bannon.
PS: Bannon is all over X! He wanted this
match and he got it!
JH: Piledriver by Bannon. Bannon tries to
throw X off the rafters!
PS: Bannon must really hate X!
JH: X thumbs the eyes of Bannon. German
Suplex by X. Backbreaker by X. Side Walk Slam
by X. Leg Drop by X. X climbs on the railing.
Drop Kick by X. Powerbomb by X. X picks up
Bannon. He climbs on the rails. He goes for
the Shootout, but Bannon reverses it into a
DDT.
PS: X is out!
JH: The Cannon by Bannon!! X is really out
now! No don't do it! Bannon throws X off of
the rafters and X falls to the arena floor!
MY GOD!!
JB: Here is your winner...Garret Bannon!!
PS: X may be dead!! I can't believe this!
Here comes some paramedics! They take X to
the hospital!
JB: Our next contest will be under Falls
Count Anywhere rules...Introducing
first...Here is Sniper!! And his
opponent...Here is Panther!!
JH: Well Panther is in the back, but, Sniper
attacks him from behind. They, are wrestling
on a bunch of crates. Panther goes flying
off, into a garbage can. Now, Sniper off the
crates onto him. Sniper throws him into a
locker room. Panther is down. Now, Sniper
with a chokeslam right on the bench.
PS: I knew these two would not disappoint us!
JH: Sniper picks up Panther. Throws him into
the bathroom. My god, Sniper has just
powebombed Panther into a toilet. Now,
Panther is really out. Sniper with few kicks.
He is about to throw Panther into the sink.
But, a reversal.
PS: Sniper into the sink.
JH: Now Panther, takes Sniper out of the
bathroom and into the locker room. Now,
they're fighting, in the hall. And, now,
they're fighting in the offices of the
building. Dear lord! Sniper through the door.
Now Sniper powerbombed onto a table. Panther
with a DDT onto a steel chair! Panther drags
Sniper out of the office and the onto a
merchandise table! Panther goes for Da' Bomb,
but Sniper low blows Panther. Sniper Bomb
through the table on Panther! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here is your winner...Sniper!!!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one
fall AND is for the Stable
Championship...Introducing first...Here are
eWo members, Masked Murder, Johnny Gunn, and
Lightning Kid!! And their opponents...Here
are DX members, Chad Sexton, Mark De La
Rocha, and Bam Bam Bigelow!!
JH: Here we go. This is quite wild. Kid, and
Gunn, are double teaming, Sexton. While Rocha
and Bigelow double team Masked Murder.
Bigelow, Rocha, and Murder go to the outside.
While the rest trade punches in the ring.
PS: Murder goes through the table!
JH: Gunn, goes flying out of the ring. Now,
the rest of them, start to trade punches.
Inside the ring it is Sexton and Lightning
Kid! Lightning Bolt by Lightning Kid on
Sexton! 1, 2, 3!! This was wild from start to
finish!
JB: Here are your winners AND NEW Stable
Champions...Extreme World Order!!!
JB: Our next contest is the final match in
the Lightweight Tourny AND is for Lightweight
Championship!...Introducing first...Here is
Johnny Gunn!!! And his opponent...Here is
Pinhead!!!
JH: This is it! Here we go! Drop Kick by
Gunn. Rolling Clothesline by Gunn. Suplex by
Gunn. German Suplex by Gunn. Hurricanrana by
Gunn. Rolling Splash by Gunn. Gunn goes up
top. Moonsault by Gunn.
PS: Gunn dominating early.
JH: Slam and a Leg Drop by Gunn. Piledriver
by Gunn. Gunn goes up top. He goes for a Top
Rope Leg Drop, but Pinhead moves. Forearm to
the back by Pinhead. Slam by Pinhead.
Hurricanrana by Pinhead. Knee to the back by
Pinhead. Elbow drop by Pinhead. Piledriver by
Pinhead. Backbreaker by Pinhead. Leg Drop by
Pinhead.
PS: Pinhead starting to make a comeback.
JH: Powerbomb by Pinhead. Pinhead puts Gunn
on the top rope. Gunn fight back and uses a
Top Rop Frankensteiner on Pinhead! Gunn
slings Pinhead into the ropes, but Pinhead
grab the ropes and goes outside. Pinhead
trips Gunn. Pinhead climbs on the apron and
uses the ropes to nail Gunn with a
Clothesline. DDT by Pinhead. Pinhead puts
Gunn on top. Pindrop by Pinhead! 1, 2, 3!!
Pinhead wins!!
JB: Here is your winner AND NEW Lightweight
Champion...Pinhead!!!
JB: Our next contest will be under Flat Bed
Semi Truck rules AND is for the Hardcore
Championship...Introducing first...Here is
Iceman Jason McGrew!! And his opponent...Here
is Psycho!!
JH: This match is Hardcore! In a minute we
will go live to a Milwaukee highway, where
Psycho and Iceman will be on a flat bed semi
truck. Around the truck, there will a 10 foot
cage. In the corners of Iceman and Psycho,
there is a barrel of weapons. In another
corner there is a pile of explosives. And in
the last corner there will be electric
barbwire!! There are tacks on the floor of
the truck AND there is a special bar near the
cab of the truck where a bat is placed. The
first one to grab it and use it wins!!
PS: I LOVE IT!!
JH: Here we go! Both men begin to fight it
out! Psycho slams Iceman. Psycho grabs a
chair and nails Iceman with it! Psycho rams
Iceman into the cage! Suplex by Psycho. DDT
by Psycho. Psycho grabs a cane. He swings it,
but Iceman ducks. Iceman nails Psycho with
the cane!
PS: Iceman won't lie down easily!
JH: Lou Thez Press by Iceman. Double-Arm
Suplex by Iceman. Iceman throws Psycho into
the electric barbwire! Iceman uses the
Iceberg onto the tacks on Psycho! Iceman
picks up a barrel and nails Psycho with it!
PS: Iceman can be just as Hardcore as Psycho
can!
JH: Avanlanche by Iceman. Iceman goes for a
Powerbomb, but Psycho reverses it into a
Frankensteiner into the explosives!! Psycho
climbs the cage and hits a Moonsault. German
Suplex by Psycho. Psycho climbs the cage and
connects with a Shooting Star Clothesline!
Death Valley Driver by Psycho
PS: This match has gone back and forth!
JH: Psycho throws Iceman into a barrel!
Psycho nails Iceman with a chair and a cane!
Psycho repeatly rams Iceman's face into the
cage! Psycho goes for a Hardcore DDT, but
Iceman backdrops Psycho! Kick and Ice Cold
Stunner by Iceman.
PS: Iceman climbs the cab of the truck. He is
going for the bat!
JH: Wait from behind Psycho low blows Iceman!
Psycho climbs up the cab and grabs Iceman.
Harcore DDT from the cab on Iceman!! Psycho
climbs the cab back up and grabs the bat! He
nails Iceman with it! That is it!
JB: Here is your winner...Psycho!!
JB: Our next contest will be under 4 Corners
rules AND is for the IC and American
Championships...Introducing first...Here is
Messiah!! And his opponent...Here is Jeffrey
D. Major!! And their opponent...Here is The
Shocker!! And their opponent...Here is
Soldier Syxx!!
JH: Here we go! Messiah and Syxx start it
off! Messiah pounds on Syxx. Suplex by
Messiah. DDT by Messiah. Leg Drop by Messiah.
Messiah tags Major. Major kicks Syxx. Side
Walk Slam by Major. German Suplex by Major.
Backbreaker by Major. Major tags Messiah.
Messiah stomps on Syxx. Press Slam by
Messiah. Tag back to Major.
PS: This match has started out as a Tag
Match. That should change pretty soon.
JH: Elbow Drop by Major. Choke Slam by Major.
Major goes for a cover, but Messiah drags
Major off!
PS: I knew it!
JH: Messiah punches Major. They fight it out!
But Syxx tags Shocker. Drop Kick by Shocker
to Major which sends him into Messiah sending
Messiah to the floor! Shocker pounds on
Major. Powerbomb by Shocker. Suplex by
Shocker. Stunner and a Clothesline by
Shocker. Leg Drop by Shocker. Shocker stomps
on Major. He tags Syxx. Syxx and Shocker
sling Major into the ropes. Double
Clothesline by Shocker and Syxx. From behind,
Messiah clothelines both Syxx and Shocker.
Major tags Messiah.
PS: This has been a good match so far!
JH: DDT by Messiah on Shocker. Powerbomb by
Messiah on Syxx. Messiah picks up Syxx and
puts him on the top rope. He goes for the
Masked Armeggedon, but Syxx fights back! Both
men are fighting on the top rope. Major gets
in and nails Shocker. Major slings Shocker
into the corner and both Messiah and Syxx
fall on the top rope! Messiah and Syxx fall
to the outside!
PS: Syxx and Messiah are the legal men and
the ref begins to count!
JH: Major goes back into his corner, as the
ref is up to 5! Syxx starts to get up, but he
goes over and nails Messiah instead of
getting back inside! Both men get back
inside. Syxx slings Messiah into the ropes,
but the ref is in the way and Messiah nails
the ref!
PS: Wait here comes a masked man from the
crowd. He has a stun gun. He zaps Syxx,
Major, and Shocker!
JH: He then wakes the ref up. Messiah covers
Syxx! 1, 2, 3!! Syxx is gone! Messiah picks
up Shocker and a Tombstone! 1, 2, 3!! Shocker
is gone!! Messiah has one left. He yells at
the American fans first. He goes to pick up
Major. Inside Cradle by Major! 1, 2, 3!!
Major wins!! Messiah is gone!!
JB: Here is your winner AND NEW IC
Champion...Jeffrey D. Major!! And runner-up
AND NEW American Champion...Messiah!!!
PS: Messiah looks mad, but he shakes hands
with Major. The masked man then leaves
through the crowd!
JB: Our next contest will be under Miami
Street Fight rules AND is for the World
Championship...Introducing first...Here is
Reddust!! And his opponent...Here is Razor
Ramon!!
JH: We go live to the streets of Miami, FL!
To win you have knock your opponent out!
PS: This should be GREAT!!
JH: Here we go! Ramon and Reddust fight it
out! Slam by Reddust. Leg Drop by Reddust.
Reddust throws Ramon into a car! Reddust
pounds on Ramon. Reddust throws Ramon into
the sand of a Miami beach. He blinds Ramon
with some sand!
PS: This is Razor's backyard, but he is
getting destroyed here!
JH: Reddust grabs a umbrella. He swings it at
Ramon, but he ducks. Ramon nails Reddust with
the umbrella! Back Suplex by Ramon. Russian
Leg Sweep by Ramon. Ramon throws Reddust
through a sand castle! Ramon slams Reddust.
Bulldog by Reddust. Ramon throws Reddust into
the ocean! Ramon starts to drown Reddust! Low
Blow by Reddust. Reddust punches back.
PS: This match has been wild!
JH: Reddust drags Ramon back into the
streets! Wait Reddust rams Ramon into a bus!
PS: Wait they are getting in bus!!
JH: Reddust rams Ramon into the dash board
and the bus takes off! There are people on
the bus! My god! Elbow by Ramon. Ramon throws
Reddust into the seats! Ramon climbs on one
of the seats and elbow drops Reddust.
PS: Ramon just threw Reddust out of the bus
through the windsheild!! Ramon tells the bus
to stop.
JH: The bus stops and Ramon gets out! Ramon
goes after Reddust. Fallaway slam onto the
street by Ramon. Wait there is a bar near-by
and they go inside! Ramon nails Reddust with
a stool. Ramon puts Reddust on top of a
table. Ramon climbs on the bar and jumps off
with an elbow drop, but Reddust moves and
Ramon goes through the table!!
PS: Back and forth with WILD action!!!
JH: DDT by Reddust. Suplex on the floor by
Reddust. Reddust puts Ramon on the bar.
Wishful Thinking by Reddust on the bar!!
Reddust grabs Ramon and throws him outside
through a bar window! Powerbomb on the street
by Reddust. Reddust steps back and sees if
Ramon gets up. Wait a Miami tramp dressed in
a long trench coat, hat, and a beard nails
Reddust with a chain!! He pounds on Reddust
with that chain!
PS: That is no tramp!
JH: Wait it is Maurice Bromell!! My GOD!!
What is this now. He drags him to a car.
Ramon is back up now. Ramon picks up Reddust
for a Razor's Edge. Wait from the other side.
Bromell grabs Reddust's neck!
PS: Razor's Edge Neckbreaker onto a car
windsheild by Ramon and Bromell!!
JH: Ramon is not done yet. Razor's Edge onto
the street by Ramon. Reddust is out! Ramon
has won!!
JB: Here is your winner...Razor Ramon!!
PS: What is this now. Ramon and Bromell
embrace! And they start to laugh!
JH: What does this mean? Are Ramon and
Bromell back together?!?!
PS: What does it look like, you idiot!
JH: Don't yell at me! We are out of time!!
For Phil Smith!! I am Jumbo Hastings! And we
will see you Thursday!!
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