When Worlds Collide III (6/6/99)
[The scene opens up with a raging bull. He is
about to charge. He spits out smoke and fire.
He charges right into the cameras and the
glass shatters! Then the cameras open up
inside the Alamo Dome in San Antonio, TX
where 60,000 fans have jam-packed the arena.
The When Worlds
Collide Theme plays in the background as
fireworks and lasers and bombs explode inside the building!]
[The cameras pan all across the arena showing tons of fans with signs supporting their
favorite WFWA wrestlers. The cameras now
reach Jumbo Hastings of the WFW and Gary
Dawson of the FWA sitting at the announce
table.]
JH: Welcome everyone to When Worlds Collide
III!!! This is the third Interleague PPV of
the WFWA! What a night this will be! We have
7 Champion vs. Champion matches plus 4 more
BIG matches! I along with Gary here, will
bring you all the action here!
GD: That is right! Now can we finally get a clear-cut winner this time?! The first PPV ended in a tie. The second was filled with debate. The WFW won more matches, but the FWA dominated the Battle Royal. So there was no clear winner. Can one fed win it all tonight? Or will we have another tie? Those are questions to be answered tonight!
JH: Before we get started, we need to tell
the fans what happened before the PPV went on the air. We had a Bonus match before the PPV.
Bonus Match:
Flash Flanagan, Reptile, and Lance Manyon .v. Red Knight, Black Knight, and Blue Knight
GD: This match was all Reptile, Flanagan, and
Manyon. This would be their first and last
time to team together, because Flanagan will
retire after this match. In the end, Flanagan
hit the Flash in the Pan and then a BIG Frog
Splash on the Blue Knight!! Reptile nailed
the Black Knight with a Death Valley Driver!!
And Manyon hit the Red Knight with The Show's
Over from the top!! Then the ref made the 1,
2, 3!! Flanagan, Manyon, and Reptile win!!!
This was just a warm-up for their matches on
the PPV.
JH: Without any further delay, lets take it
to ring announcer, Johnny Bravo, in the ring
for our first match!!
JB: Our opening contest is scheduled for one
fall!!
["Triple-6 Clubhouse" plays as Vigilante X
comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first...Weighing 285
lbs...Here is Vigilante X!!!
[Then "I Want Your Sex" by
George Michael plays as Big Daddy Dick
comes out to a mixed reaction from the
crowd.]
JB: And his opponent...Weighing 302
lbs...Here is Big Daddy Dick!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Well it looks like we have a guest. Sitting in the front row is a guy that the FWA saw on Thursday. Gary, you know about this, so you tell.
GD: Well Duke Nukem from the FWA says this guy is named Scorpion. We saw him at the end of Thursday's event. They seem to have a past together, but we do not know the details. But that sure does look like the same guy. So Scorpion has joined us here.
JH: Ladies and Gentlemen, Vigilante X has injured ribs, but he said he willl go on with the fight, what a brave man, this match is under way. Vigilante X is on the attack, Clothesline by Vigilante X. Vigilante X gets BDD up and ddt by Vigilante X.
GD: BDD Stumbles up, and Vigil goes for a bulldog, but Big Daddy Dick executes a beautiful snap mare takeover. Bdd is now choking Vigilante X, he is fighting but he seems weakened down, wait, he's getting up, even though short of breath, and elbows BDD off him, then follows up with a gut wrench powerbomb!
JH: Vigil goes for the pin, 1, but only gets a 1 count. Bdd starts getting up, and kicks Vigilante X in the stomach, then a military press. BDD is now stomping away as Vigilante X.
GD: Vigilante X could be hurt but he still has a chance to recover. BDD nows up top rope and hits Vigilante X with a BIG Splash and pins 1,2,3! Big Daddy Dick wins!
JB: Here is your winner....Big Daddy Dick!!!
JH: And that landing may have seriosuly injured Vigilante X, he isn't moving. Paramedics have now arrived and escort Vigilante X as fans give him a cheer!
GD: Well Vigilante X may be injured, but he will have a free two months off, because of the WFWA break. So that is good news for WFW fans! The ring is cleared and we are ready for our match!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one
fall!!
["Freak on a Leash" by Korn plays as Freak
comes out to the cheers of the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first...Weighing 237
lbs...Here is Freak!!!
[Then "Slippin" by DMX plays as Kanyon comes
out to the boos from the crowd.]
JB: And his opponent...Weighing 225
lbs...Here is Kris Kanyon!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Kanyon starts off with some punches. Spinning Neckbreaker by Kanyon. Leg Drop by Kanyon. Kanyon puts Freak up top. Kanyon wants to end this early.
GD: Kanyon goes for a Superplex, but Freak reverses it and hits a Front-Face Suplex from the top rope! Hurricanrana by Freak. Spinning Heel Kick by Freak. Drop Kick by Freak. Freak slings Kanyon into the corner.
JH: Freak goes for a Splash, but Kanyon moves! Kanyon hits a Splash onto Freak in the corner! Reverse DDT by Kanyon. Cover by Kanyon! 1, 2, kickout!
GD: Kanyon puts Freak up top. Hangman's Neckbreaker by Kanyon. Kanyon picks up Freak and goes for a Powerbomb, but Freak turns it into Hurricanrana!
JH: DDT by Freak. Tornado DDT by Freak. Freak goes up top. Moonsault by Freak. Freak goes back up top. Top Rope Leg Drop by Freak! Cover by Freak! 1, 2, kickout!
GD: Freak puts Kanyon up top and hits a Samoan Drop from the top! Freak then picks up Kanyon. Freak goes for the Life to Death, but Kanyon hangs onto the ropes so that Freak hits the mat without Kanyon!
JH: Freak gets up into a Death Valley Driver!! Wait here is Kanyon's new move, Thã Çh®òÑì¢!! Freak gives up!!!
JB: Here is your winner...Kris Kanyon!!!
GD: Well FWA wins another one! It is 2-0 FWA!! Some help has came for Freak and Kanyon has left. So we are ready for our next match!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one
fall!!
["Voodoo Child" by
Jimi Hendrix plays as Jackson comes out
to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first...Weighing 287
lbs...Here is Joe Jackson!!!
[Then "Make'em Say Ugh" by No Limit
Soldiers plays as Reptile comes out to
the cheers from the crowd.]
JB: And his opponent...Weighing 298
lbs...Here is Reptile!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Something we should point out before this match gets going. The guy named Scorpion who was sitting in the front row has disappeared. We do not know where he went or if he will be back. I don't know.
GD: Okay, this is another action packed bout, Reptile the no. 1 contender for the TV title, vs. Joe Jackson, the no. 1 contender for its counterpart, the american title. They punch it out! Jackson stomps Reptile into the corner, he whips Reptile into his own corner, he goes to shoulder block reptile, but reptile with a drop toe hold.
JH: Reptile locks on the crossface, but Joe isn't tapping he forces reptile off. Joe stumbles to reptile, but he hits joe with a drop kick. Reptile pins joe, 1,2, kick out, reptile is frustrated, he must have thought Joe was gonna be easy.
GD: Joe hits Reptile with a sidekick, and locks on the figure four. Rep is feeling some real intense pain, especially with that recent knee injury, but he flips it over and Jackson is hurting and he releases the hold.
JH: Reptile gets up, holding his knee, Jackson grabs him but Rep throws him down, and then follows up with an elbow, but Rep missed. Jacksons up, and Reptile stumbles into the Jackson Jam Slam, but he counters it into the Death Valley Driver!
GD: Jackson's in the DVD! Wait here comes the Mean Street Posse with bats! Wait here comes Redman! He nails them from behind! MSP beats on Redman with the bats! Reptile hits Jackson with the dvd and pins! One,two, three! Reptile wins another one for the fwa!!
JB: Here is your winner...Reptile!!!
JH: Mean Street Posse run in and and nail Reptile! They were a little too late. But they were slowed down by Redman! MSP help Jackson to the back! Redman comes around and helps Reptile to the back!
GD: Well the FWA is on a roll! They are up 3-0!! Lets see if they can keep it up! Lets continue with the action!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one
fall!!
[The "DX Theme" plays as Soldier Syxx comes
out to boos from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first...Weighing 221
lbs...Here is Soldier Syxx!!!
[Then "Until It Sleeps"
by Metallica plays as Paladin comes out
to the cheers from the fans.]
JB: And his opponent...Weighing 377
lbs...Here is Paladin!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: This match is underway! They lock up. Headlock by Paladin. Shoulder Block by Paladin. Paladin has a BIG size advantage here! But Syxx is a former WFW World Champion. So this will be good!
GD: Leg Drop by Paladin. Suplex by Paladin. Back Suplex by Paladin. Piledriver by Paladin. Powerbomb by Paladin. Tornado DDT by Paladin. Paladin goes for a DDT, but Syxx blocks it and turns it into a Belly-to-Belly Suplex!
JH: Hurricanrana by Syxx. Spinning Heel Kick by Syxx. Bronco Buster by Syxx. DDT by Syxx. Syxx goes up top. Moonsault by Syxx. Syxx goes back up top. Flying Elbow Drop by Syxx. Cover by Syxx! 1, 2, kickout! Paladin used his strength to kickout there!
GD: Syxx goes for a Clothesline, but Paladin ducks. Kick and a DDT by Paladin. The Salvation by Paladin. Paladin picks up Syxx now. German Suplex by Paladin! Oh Syxx's neck bent in a not so normal way! Syxx rolls outside clutching his neck!
JH: Paladin brings Syxx back inside. Paladin picks up Syxx. Paladin has him now. Wait rollup by Syxx! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here is your winner...Soldier Syxx!!!
GD: Paladin gets up and starts to kick on Syxx! Syxx is hurt! Wait here comes Syxx Pac from the WFW and he pushes Paladin off! I thought they hated each other! Well here comes some medical help for Syxx Pac!
JH: Well Syxx finally gets a win for the WFW! It is 3-1 FWA! Syxx has been taken to the hospital. The ring is cleared and Johnny Bravo is back in the ring. So lets go to the next match!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one
fall AND is a Stable Champions vs. Stable
Champions match!!
[The "X-Paq Theme" plays as Gunn, Panther,
and Sniper come out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first...At a combined weight
of 613 lbs...From the stable, X-Paq...Here is
the team of Sniper, Panther, and Johnny
Gunn!!!
[Then fireworks shoot off while "Purple Haze" by
Jimi Hendrix plays as Flanagan, Sanders,
and Gilbert come out a mixed reaction from
the crowd.]
JB: And their opponents...At a combined
weight of 767 lbs...From the stable,
HSI...Here is the team of Jayzon Sanders,
Eddie Gilbert, and Flash Flanagan!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Okay, this is stable champions versus stables champions. It should be a
good one and we look to be just about ready to get underway. All six men are down at the ring now, and Flash Flanagan and Sniper are both in the ring. There's the bell and this one is underway. Flanagan attacks Sniper.
GD: But, Sniper counters with an attack of his own. Now both men are
trading punches and kicks. Sniper though has taken the advantage. He is now pounding on Flash and Flash is quickly getting beaten to the ground. Now, Sniper pounds him right into the mat and he is now begining to stomp on his dead body.
JH: Yes, Flash is down and Sniper is kicking away at him. Now, Sniper picks
him up and he sends him into the ropes. He follows that up with a huge running lariat knocking him right out of the ring. Now, here come Jazon and Eddie and Johnny Gunn and Panther come in too. They all begin to fight this has erupted into a brawl.
GD: Yes, they're all fighting but I'm afraid that X-Paq is getting the
better of HSI. But, now Flash Flanagan is back into the ring in a big way. He is taking down everyone from X-Paq!!!
JH: But now the ref is trying to get some semblance of order here in this
ring. He takes all the X-Paq and all the HSI members out except for Flash and Sniper. But Sniper is down in the ring. Now, Flash though tags in one of his partners Jayzon Sanders. Sanders in now with a head of steam, he knocks down Sniper with a running clothesline.
GD: Now he is stomping on Sniper. He is really going wild on him. He picks
him up now and he sets him up for a suplex and he hits it right in the center of the ring. Now, Sniper is down and Sanders just springs right up like a cat.
JH: Sanders now drop kicks Johnny Gunn!!! Now, Panther is in and him and
Sanders are going at it. The ref is over quickly to try and break this up. But while his back is turned Eddie and Flash have came in and did a real number on Sniper. But now Sanders is back to working on Sniper he picks him up again and he gives him another suplex.
GD: Now, Sanders tags in Eddie Gilbert who runs in and begins to stomp on
Sniper. Now, he picks up Sniper and he sends him into the ropes. But, before Sniper can bounce off Panther grabs him and holds him there. Now Sniper turns around and he tags in Panther. Here comes Panther with a fury of kicks and punches directed at Eddie Gilbert.
JH: Now, he takes Gilbert and sends him to the ropes. On his way back Panther hits him with a big dropkick and knocks him out. Now he is stomping on him. He picks him up again though and he sends him to the ropes again but this time he just kicks him in the stomach and he sets him up for a powerbomb. And he gives it to him right in the center of the ring.
GD: Now, Gilbert is really hurting. And Panther goes and tags in Johnny
Gunn, now Gunn comes in and he begins to pound away at Gilbert. Gunn slings Gilbert into the ropes, but Gilbert hangs onto the ropes and tags in Sanders!
JH: Sanders comes in and kicks Gunn. Prime Time by Sanders on Gunn!! Panther and Sniper come in, but Gilbert and Flanagan intercept them!! Cover by Sanders! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here are your winners...HSI!!!
GD: Well the FWA now leads 4-1!! The WFW is in trouble!
JH: Well we have some unexpected guests now. Here comes Reptile, Redman, Paladin, and a masked man from the FWA. Reptile and Redman are smoking cigars as usual, and they have some beer and chairs with them. They have taken a seat on the front row. They seem to have some shirts on. On the front, they say, "Who knows where the hell we stand?" and it looks like on the back, they say, "Who are we?". Well I don't know what their plans are, but it seems they are together. Lets go to our next match!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one
fall AND is a Tag Team Champions vs. Tag Team Champions match!!
[Fireworks shoot off while "Wherever I
May Roam" by Metallica plays as Crow and
Psycho come out to the cheers from the fans.]
JB: Introducing first...At a combined weight
of 520 lbs...Here is the team of Crow and
Psycho!!!
[Then the "MP Theme" plays as Lucifer and
Beelbezub come out to mostly boos from the
crowd.]
JB: And their opponents...At a combined
weight of 545 lbs...Here is the team of
Lucifer and Beelbezub!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Alright here we go. All four men are in the ring and this is about to
get underway. There's the bell and here we go. It's Lucifer and Crow starting it off. They lock up.
GD: Yes, and Crow takes the advantage using his power to overcome Lucifer.
Now, he gets Lucifer into an arm bar. He's putting pressure on. But, Lucifer reverses it now, and Crow is in a bad position. Crow though manages to squirm to his corner and tag in Psycho.
JH: Yes, and now Psycho comes in over the top rope and he begins to pound
on Lucifer. Lucifer is down. Psycho though continues the abuse with double axehandle after double axehandle. Now, Lucifer is lifeless on the mat. Psycho is overtop of him.
GD: Psycho now, is kicking and stomping away at Lucifer. He is relentless.
Now he goes into the ropes. Here he comes off and he hits Lucifer with an elbow drop. Now, he is up again and he goes into the ropes again. He comes off and hits him with another elbow drop.
JH: Now, Psycho gets up and he picks up Lucifer with him, he sends Lucifer
to the ropes this time and as Lucifer comes back he gets him with a devastating drop-kick right to the head. Now, he begins to stomp and pound on Lucifer again.
GD: Yes, and now, he picks up Lucifer and sends him into the turnbuckle.
He's following up now with a big splash, and he hits it big. Lucifer is now wandering around in a daze, and Psycho capitalizes with a European uppercut and another, and another.
JH: But, now, Psycho tags in Crow and Crow goes up to the top rope. Psycho
picks up Lucifer and he stands him up in the ring. Oh no, Crow now off the top rope with a tremendous missle dropkick. Lucifer is out now. Crow is down too, but now Crow springs up.
GD: And, he's moves over to Lucifer and picks him up, he sends him into the
ropes now, and he follows that up with a big running lariat. Now, Lucifer is down on the ground lifeless and he looks to be hurt pretty bad. But Crow is back to the assault.
JH: He picks up Lucifer and he sets him up for a powerbomb. But, NO.
Beelzebub comes out of nowhere and he nails Crow with a clothesline off the top ropes. I didnt even see that comming. Now, the ref takes Beelzebub out, but both men in the ring are down.
GD: They are both trying to make it to their corners. And.......... Lucifer
makes the tag!!! Now, Crow makes the tag, but Beelzebub comes in with a head of steam. He nails Psycho with a clothesline. Now Crow is up but he is down from a clothesline too, now Beelzebub goes for another on Psycho, but Psycho kicks him in the groin.
JH: Oh no. Now, Psycho hits him with a powerbomb. Lucifer gets back in and grabs Psycho. Choke Slam by Lucifer on Psycho! Beelbezub goes for a cover, but Crow breaks the count. Lucifer goes for a Choke Slam on Crow, but Crow kicks Lucifer. Bloodflow DDT on Lucifer!
GD: Beelbezub applies a Mandible Claw to Crow! Wait kick and a Bloodflow DDT on Beelbezub by Crow!! Psycho rolls over and covers Beelbezub!! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here are your winners...Crow and Psycho!!!
JH: Great Tag Match, but Crow and Psycho had to win! Now is 4-2 FWA!
GD: Still a long climb up for the WFW! But lets keep the action going! We are ready for out next match!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one
fall AND is a Lightweight Champion vs. Former Lightweight Champion match!!
["Fade to Black" by Metallica plays as Da Man comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first...Weighing 239
lbs...Here is Da Man!!!
[Then "The Theme from Puppetmaster The Movie"
plays as Puppetmaster Jr. with Puppetmaster
Sr. comes out to a mixed reaction from the
crowd.]
JB: And his opponent...Weighing 230
lbs...Here is Puppetmaster Jr.!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Da Man attacks Puppetmaster and he hits him with a series of punches and
elbows and kicks. Now, Puppetmaster is on the ground, and Da Man is stomping away at him. Da Man is hitting him with kicks, and knees to the abdomen. Now, he picks up Puppetmaster.
GD: And, he sends him straight into the ropes, but Puppetmaster hangs on and
he tricks Da Man. Da Man went for a dropkick but no-one was there and now he is down on the mat. Puppetmaster now is up to the top ropes. Oh boy.
JH: He is up there and he looks like he is going to go for a big missle
drop-kick. He's waiting for Da Man to get up. Da Man is up now and here comes Puppetmaster off the top rope with an amazing missle drop kick. He hits it big on Da Man. Now, both men go to the ground.
GD: But, Puppetmaster is right up with a nice spring up. Now, he is
stomping on Da Man. He's kicking him and kneeing him. Now, he picks him up and he sets him up for a backbreaker. He gives it to him and now Da Man is laying on the ground writing in pain.
JH: Yes, but Puppetmaster is relentless he picks up Da Man again and he
sets him up for a powerbomb. He hits it big and Da Man is really hurting. Now, Puppetmaster grabs Da Mans legs and he flips him over and into a Boston Crab.
GD: OH MY. Da Man must be hurting. Look at the look of pain on his face.
But he wont give up. He is trying to make him way to the ropes now, and he.......... GETS THEM. The ref breaks the hold. Now, Puppetmaster is up and waving to the crowd. But, Da Man has slid out of the ring and onto the floor.
JH: Da Man is now out there recovering while the ref and Puppermasters backs
are turned. I think Puppetmaster thinks he's won the match. But, he turns around now and he sees Da Man on the outside. He runs up to the ropes and he goes flying over right at Da Man!!! BUT DA MAN MOVES!!!
GD: OH NO. Puppetmaster goes flying into the steel guardrail. This doesnt
look good for Puppetmaster. Now, Da Man is up. He picks up Puppetmasters lifeless body and he sets it up for a suplex and then he delivers it with authority on the cement outside the ring.
JH: The ref has started the count now, 1.......2...... Da Man is stomping on
Puppetmaster. 3.....4.....5.....Now, Da Man slides into the ring but Puppetmaster is still out there just getting up now. 6.....7......8......9....1NO Puppetmaster just barely makes it in. But he is met with a fury of kicks from Da Man.
GD: Now, Da Man picks him up and he sets him up for a suplex and he hits it
right in the center of the ring. Now Da Man is up to the top rope, and he plays to the crowd a big, and now he looks to be going for a moonsault. And he........... HITS IT!!! Oh dear Puppetmaster must be hurting bad now.
JH: Da Man puts Puppetmaster on the top rope. Da Man goes for the Hell Drop, but Puppet turns it into a Hurricanrana from the top!! Puppet picks up Da Man and hits The Sand Down!! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here is your winner...Puppetmaster Jr.!!!
GD: Good Match, but Puppet wins another one for the FWA. That makes it 5-2! That means that the WFW must win the rest of the matches to win this thing!
JH: Lets see if they can! Take it JB!
JB: Our next contest will be under Hardcore
Rules AND is a Hardcore Champion vs. Hardcore Champion match!!
["Wherever I
May Roam" by Metallica plays as Crow
comes out to the cheers from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first...Weighing 255
lbs...Here is Crow!!!
[Then "That Thing I Hate" by Stabbing Westard
plays as Nukem comes out to a mixed reaction
from the crowd.]
JB: And his opponent...Weighing 240
lbs...Here is Duke Nukem!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Duke starts off with a clothesline. Knee
Stomp by Duke. Drop Kick by Duke. Duke sends
Crow into the ropes. Spear by Duke. Crow
rolls outside.
GD: Anything goes in this match. They can go
anywhere and do anything! Duke is outside and
he sends Crow into the guardrail. Duke picks
up a chair.
JH: Wait kick by Crow. Duke drops the chair.
Powerslam on the floor by Crow. Crow picks up
the chair and nails Duke with it! Crow runs
and jumps off the guardrail and hits an Asai
Moonsault on Duke!
GD: Crow throws Duke over the guardrail. Crow
now pounds on Duke in the crowd! Russian Leg
Sweep by Crow. Crow drags Duke up the stairs
to the second floor.
JH: Crow rams Duke into the railing! Wait
Lowblow by Duke! Sleeper by Duke. Wait Crow
drives Duke back into a pillar! Drop Kick by
Crow. Duke falls down some stairs and lands
in the back where the merchandise is sold!
GD: Kick and a Piledriver by Crow. Crow gets
onto a table and jumps off with an elbow
drop. Bulldog onto the floor by Crow. Cover
by Crow! 1, 2, kickout!
JH: Crow picks up a chair and tries to nail
Duke with it, but Duke moves! Kick to the
knee by Duke! Hurricanrana by Duke. Duke
sends Crow into the wall! Big Boot by Duke.
GD: Duke gets onto a table and hits a Missile
Drop Kick that sends Crow outside through the
doors! Wait Duke grabs Crow and sends his
head through the glass front doors! Crow is
bleeding!
JH: This has been what we thought it would
be! Cover by Duke! 1, 2, kickout! Duke now
stomps away at Crow. Camel Clutch by Duke.
Wait Crow is now on his knees. Crow stands up
with Duke on his back. Crow falls backwards
and Duke lands on the concrete!
GD: Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Crow. Crow
throws Duke now the street. Crow slings Duke
into a car! Wait Duke stands up. Superkick by
Crow that sends Duke's head through the
window!! Duke is now bleeding!
JH: This is Hardcore! Crow now puts Duke on
top of the car. Superplex from the car to the
concrete by Crow! Cover by Crow! 1, 2,
KICKOUT!!
GD: I can not believe Duke kicked out! Crow
now picks up Duke. Crow goes for a Powerbomb,
but Duke reverses it into a Frankensteiner
onto the car!!
JH: Duke now drags Crow from the street back
inside in the locker rooms backstage. Duke
rams Crow into some pipes and walls! Duke
then nails Crow with a 2X4! Duke now drags
Crow through the locker rooms back to the
entrance way.
GD: They have no fought their way to the
stage where the wrestler's make their
entrance! Duke's valet, Bombshell, has made their way to the stage. DDT by Duke! Wait Duke grabs Crow looks down towards the floor. There is a bunch of electrical equipment.
JH: Duke now drags Crow to the edge of the
stage. What is he going to do? Wait he sets
up Crow for a Nuclear Meltdown, but Crow
slides down the back of Duke. Kick and a
Powerbomb off the stage by Crow that sends
Duke right into the electrical equipment!!
GD: MY GOD!! That was CRAZY! Duke could have
been seriously burned there! But he is trying to getting up. Wait look at Crow! Crow runs and jumps off the stage with a Crow's Flight
right onto Duke down below!!
JH: These guys have gone completely nuts!!
Crow now picks up Duke. Both men are bleeding and almost dead! Wait here comes Big Daddy Dick, Miss Breast Suffocator, and Miss Butt Suffocator from the FWA!
GD: Miss Breast gives Duke the Breast Suffocation and Miss Butt gives Bombshell the Butt Suffocation! And Dick nails Crow with that tree branch named the Big Wood!! Anything goes! Both men are down! Wait Dick picks up Duke! He offers his hand in friendship. Duke is dazed, but he see Dick!
JH: Both these men are crazy! I can't believe you deal with these people, Gary. Wait Duke turns down the hand shake and Dick then nails Duke with the Big Wood!! Duke falls on top of Crow!!
GD: Dick leaves with the women and the ref counts! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here is your winner...Duke Nukem!!!
JH: This was a WILD Match! But Duke pulled it off! Another win for the FWA! That means it is 6-2 FWA!! That means the FWA wins, but we still have 3 BIG matches left! Here comes some help for both men! We are just about ready now! Lets go to JB!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall AND is an American Champion vs. TV Champion match!!
["Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock plays as The Shocker comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first...Weighing 260
lbs...Here is The Shocker!!!
[Then "Come As You Are" by Nirvana plays as Iceberg comes out to the cheers from the crowd.]
JB: And his opponent...Weighing 279
lbs...Here is Iceberg!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: They lock up. Headlock by Iceberg. Shocker reverses it into a Back Suplex. Clothesline by Shocker. Suplex by Shocker. Leg Drop by Shocker.
GD: Shocker goes for a DDT, but Iceberg turns it into a Northern Lights Suplex! Release German Suplex by Iceberg. DDT by Iceberg. Face-First Suplex by Iceberg. Iceberg puts Shocker on the top rope backwards. Hangman's Neckbreaker by Iceberg!
JH: Cover by Iceberg! 1, 2, kickout! Scoop Slam by Iceberg. Iceberg goes up top. He goes for a Top Rope Leg Drop, but Shocker moves! Kick and a DDT by Shocker. Powerbomb by Shocker. Rock Bottom by Shocker. Shocker goes up top. Flying Elbow Drop by Shocker. Cover by Shocker! 1, 2, kickout!
GD: Kick by Shocker. Shocker goes for a Pedigree, but Iceberg backdrops him! Clothesline by Iceberg. Piledriver by Iceberg. Boston Crab by Iceberg. Shocker grabs the ropes! Iceberg puts Shocker up top and climbs up.
JH: Iceberg goes for a Superplex, but Shocker blocks it! Shocker pounds on Iceberg! Knee to the gut by Shocker. Top Rope DDT by Shocker! Pedigree by Shocker. Shocker picks up Iceberg.
GD: Shocker goes for the Electric Shock, but Iceberg grabs the ropes and Shocker hits the
mat! Shocker gets up. Iceberg goes for a Kick, but Shocker catches his foot! Shocker pushes Iceberg into the ropes. Kick by Shocker. Shocker picks up Iceberg for a Powerbomb.
JH: But Iceberg pounds on the head of Shocker and Iceberg jumps down. Kick by Iceberg. Iceberg goes for an Ice Pick, but Shocker pushes Iceberg away! Kick and the Electric Shocker by Shocker!! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here is your winner...The Shocker!!!
GD: Good Match there! But Shocker wins one for the WFW! It is 6-3 FWA! Lets keep the action going with this next match!
JB: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall AND is a IC Champion vs. US Champion match!!
[The "Wolfpack Theme" plays as Pinhead comes out to the boos from the crowd.]
JB: Introducing first...Weighing 195
lbs...Here is Pinhead!!!
[Then "Firestarter" by Prodigy plays as Tanaka with his bodyguard, Scorcher, come out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JB: And his opponent...Weighing 224
lbs...Here is Tanaka!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: Pinhead starts off with a Drop Kick to Tanaka. Clothesline by Pinhead. Hurricanrana by Pinhead. DDT by Pinhead. Pinhead goes up top. He goes for a Flying Elbow Drop, but Tanaka moves!
GD: Pinhead tries to end this thing early, but Tanaka was too tough for that! Drop Kick by Tanaka. DDT by Tanaka. Spinebuster by Tanaka. Leg Drop by Tanaka. Tanaka puts Pinhead up top.
JH: Tanaka climbs up. Superplex by Tanaka. Cover by Tanaka! 1, 2, kickout! Pinhead won't go down easy either! Elbow Drop by Tanaka. Tanaka goes for a Powerbomb, but Pinhead reverses it right into a Facebuster!
GD: Piledriver by Pinhead. Leg Drop by Pinhead. Pinhead goes up top. Top Rope Elbow Drop by Pinhead. Cover by Pinhead! 1, 2, kickout! Back Suplex by Pinhead. Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Pinhead. Pinhead puts Tanaka up top. Pinhead climbs up.
JH: Pinhead goes for a Top Rope Powerbomb, but Tanaka reverses it into a Frankensteiner from the top!! Cover by Tanaka! 1, 2, KICKOUT! Close one! German Suplex by Tanaka. Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Tanaka.
GD: Powerbomb by Tanaka. DDT by Tanaka. Tanaka goes up top. Wait here comes Iceman Jason McGrew, Daredevil, and Razor Ramon from the WFW!
JH: What are they doing together?! Wait Tanaka's bodyguard, Scorcher, fights with them! Scorcher is huge, but I doubt he can handle three men! Wait he comes Tanaka's manager, The Mastermind, with a baseball bat! He nails Ramon from behind! Scorcher fights off Daredevil and Iceman!
GD: Tanaka goes for The Flying Feather from the top, but Pinhead moves! Tanaka took too much time up there! Pinhead hits a DDT on Tanaka! Pinhead puts Tanaka on the top rope. Pinhead climbs up the ropes. Pinhead goes for the Pindrop, but Tanaka grabs Pinhead's legs and hits a Spinebuster/Powerbomb from the top rope!
JH: What a move! Tanaka goes for a cover! 1, 2, 3! NO! NO! Pinhead's foot was on the ropes! Tanaka argues with the ref! Wait from behind Pinhead lowblows Tanaka! Pinhead slings Tanaka with in the corner. Pinhead goes for a Splash, but Tanaka moves!
GD: Tanaka now applies a Figure-Four! He releases it and locks a Boston Crab on. Pinhead grabs the ropes! Tanaka now with a Sharpeshooter. Tanaka releases it before Pinhead can give up!
JH: Tanaka is wearing down Pinhead. Wait the ref is distracted by the scuffle outside between The Mastermind and Scorcher against the WFW group! Wait here comes Big Daddy from the crowd! Here comes some officials to break up the fight outside! The ref inside helps out outside!
GD: Big Daddy jumps in and nails Pinhead with a Big Boot! Tanaka is on the top rope. He looks at Big Daddy confused! They fought just 3 days ago! Daddy leaves just as the ref comes back inside as the fight has been broken up!
JH: The Flying Feather by Tanaka!! 1, 2, 3!!
JB: Here is your winner...Tanaka!!!
GD: Well Tanaka racks up another one for the FWA! It is 7-3 FWA!! We are ready for the BIG Final match! This is not about the two feds anymore! This is about Manyon and Ramon! Without any delay, lets go to it!!
JB: Our final contest is scheduled for one
fall AND is a World Champion vs. World
Champion match!!
[Fireworks shoot off while "Razor's Theme" plays over
the PA as the fans erupt in cheers!]
JB: Introducing first...Weighing 287
lbs...Here is Razor Ramon!!!
[Then "Plush" by Stone
Temple Pilots plays over the PA as the
fans again explode into cheers!]
JB: And his opponent...Weighing 215
lbs...Here is Lance Manyon!!!
[The bell rings.]
JH: This match will be good! They lock up.
Headlock and a Shoulder Block by Ramon.
Armbar by Ramon. Hammerlock by Ramon. Manyon
back elbows Ramon. Manyon runs off the ropes
and Drop Kicks Ramon.
GD: Clothesline by Manyon. Hurricanrana by
Manyon. Ramon slides outside. Manyon runs the ropes and hits a Baseball Slide Kick! Manyon
rams Ramon into the guardrail. Manyon tries
to ram Ramon into the ringpost, but Ramon
elbows him. Ramon slings Manyon into the
steel steps!
JH: Ramon rolls Manyon inside. Ramon gets
back in. Back Suplex by Ramon. Side Suplex by Ramon. DDT by Ramon. Abdominal Stretch by
Ramon. Ramon lets go after a few seconds. Elbow Drop to the leg by Ramon. Ramon slides outside and drags Manyon's leg towards the ring post. Ramon wraps Manyon's leg around the ring post! Kicks and Stomps to the legs of Manyon by Ramon. Piledriver by Ramon. Ramon makes a cover! 1, 2, kickout!
GD: Bulldog by Ramon. Ramon picks up Manyon
and grabs him by the throat. He goes for a
Short-Arm Choke Slam, but Manyon kicks Ramon! Backbreaker by Manyon. Bulldog by Manyon.
Manyon picks up Ramon and chops him in the
corner!
JH: Kick and a DDT by Manyon. Manyon goes up
top. Moonsault by Manyon. Cover by Manyon! 1, 2, kickout! Manyon picks up Ramon and rolls
him up in a Small Package! 1, 2, kickout!
Clothesline by Manyon.
GD: Reverse DDT by Manyon. Elbow Drop to the upper body of Ramon. Shoulderbreaker by Manyon. Camel Clutch by Manyon. Ramon grabs the ropes. Manyon goes up top. He is shaking, but he hits a Flying Elbow Drop on Ramon. Manyon picks up Ramon and goes for a Powerbomb, but Ramon backdrops Manyon! Ramon and Manyon gets up at the same time. Manyon goes for a Hurricanrana, but Ramon turns it into a Powerbomb!
JH: Bulldog by Ramon. Atomic Drop and a
Clothesline by Ramon. Ramon puts Manyon on
the top rope backwards. Back Suplex from the
second rope by Ramon! Fallaway Slam by Ramon. Manyon rolls outside!
GD: Smart Move. Because everyone knows the
Razor's Edge was next. Ramon goes after him,
but Manyon rolls back inside. Ramon rolls
back inside. Super Kick by Manyon! Manyon
applies a Figure-Four!
JH: Ramon is in the middle of the ring! He
tries to reverse, but Manyon turns him back
over. Ramon grabs the ropes! Manyon picks up
Ramon and puts him on the top rope. Manyon
climbs up. Manyon goes for The Show's Over,
but Ramon backdrops Manyon from the top rope!
GD: No Doubt, Ramon's weaking of Manyon's legs had an effect there. Manyon gets up and Ramon catches him with a Clothesline from the second rope! Ramon picks up Manyon. Ramon goes for the Razor's Edge, but Manyon wiggles free and slides behind Ramon. Super Kick by Manyon! Manyon's attack on the upper body of Ramon earlier, helped him getting out of the Edge.
JH: Manyon covers Ramon! 1, 2, Ramon puts his foot on the ropes! Manyon is frustrated. Wait a minute here comes Iceman Jason McGrew, Pinhead, and Daredevil from the WFW. Wait Redman, Reptile, Paladin, and the masked man from the FWA, who have all been sitting in the front row he entire time, have jumped the guardrail and intercept the WFW group. They have a big stare down now.
GD: The ref and Manyon are watching this. Wait here we go! All 7 men begin to fight outside! Wait a minute! A cameraman just nailed Manyon with his camera!! What in the HELL?!?!?!
JH: That is no cameraman. He has taken off his gear and that is Kris Kanyon from the FWA!!
GD: That is Kanyon! Wait Manyon was not hit hard enough to go down, but Ramon has rolled Manyon up after Manyon turned around to see Kanyon as the cameraman! Wait the ref turns around! 1, 2, 3!! Ramon wins!!! Manyon gets up and stares at Ramon!
JH: Wait Ramon pushes Manyon right into Kanyon who gives Manyon a Death Valley Driver! Wait Kanyon locks his new submission move, Thã Çh®òÑì¢, on Manyon!!
GD: Wait Ramon has jumped outside and he nails the FWA group from behind! He is helping Pinhead, Daredevil, and Iceman! But is he helping them, just because they are from the WFW! Or because he is with them!
JH: I don't know! It could be either one, but since Ramon came out with Daredevil and Iceman in the last match, I would say they are together. Wait look up there!
GD: It is Scorpion again in the rafters! Wait he has a mic!
Scorpion: "There will be Dis-Order and born a New World Order!"
JH: Wait look there is another Scorpion! Except this Scorpion is wearing red! The real Scorpion is wearing yellow! They are in a staredown in the rafters! Meanwhile all HELL is still breaking loose down below!!
GD: What in the HELL is that Scorpion! Who is that?!?! I am all confused here!
JH: We are out of time! We finally have a winner in this thing! It is the FWA! We have so many questions that need to be answered in both feds, but we will have to wait 2 months or more to find out! Because the WFWA is going on a break!!
GD: The WFWA will return though with a whole new look and attitude! But the same old creativity! I think it is safe to say that the WFWA are the "Masters of Innovation"!!!
JH: You DAMN right! For Gary Dawson, I am Jumbo Hastings and we will see you in 2 months!!
©1999 World Fantasy Wrestling
