I slipped on a banana peel
I slipped upon a patch of ice
I slipped upon a roller skate
and tumbled into space.
I slipped inside the bathtub
and I landed on my face.
I slipped upon the basement stairs
and on the kitchen floor.
I wish that I could stop myself
from slipping anymore.
So now I wear my socks and shoes
or boots or clogs or flippers.
I guess if I don't want to slip
I shouldn't wear my slippers!