The Less Fortunate ones...
By Chloe
Two guys
There were these two guys, Marc and Taylor, who both had memory problems. Marc was going to the supermarket to buy a bottle of milk. He asked Taylor if he wanted anything at the supermarket, and he said he wanted a chocolate bar. So Marc went to the supermarket, and came back with a meat pie. Taylor said: "You idiot! I told you to put sauce on the pie!"
By Rachel. J
Don't get Pissed OFF!
Why did the ant fell off the toilet bowl?
answer: Because he was pissed off.
By Oma Simon
The unfaithful man!
Merlin and King Arthur were going out to fight in a war. King Arthur had a beautiful wife, and from personal knowledge, he knew that while he's gone, some soldiers will take advantage of her. So he offered her a protection. He took out this frame, and gave it to his wife. He's wife asked him how was that going to protect her. So Arthur put a piece of carrot through the frame, and a blade came down. It was a gelatine. "Oh good. Now I can be sure I'll be safe while you are gone Arthur." The wife said. So the King and Merlin went to war. They came back a few weeks later. Not surprisingly, practically all the soldiers in the kingdom had wounds: some had their limbs chopped off and so on. However, King Arthur found one who had no wounds. "My faithful man! You have not tried to take advantage of my wife. I shall grunt thee any amount of land in my kingdom. What would you want?" But the man was speechless...
by Adam L
