Naughty... Naughty!
By Chloe
It's XMAS! It's ... SANTA!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Answer: Because he only (cums) once a year!
By Anonymous
Don't loose it next time!
Three men checked into a hotel that had two balconies and a ground level room. The first man checked into a ground level room, and he had a habit of having barbecue for breakfast at 8am. The second man checked into a room on the second floor, and had a habit of peeing out of the balcony at 8am. The third man checked into a room on the top level, and he had a habit of shaving his face at the balcony at 8am. The three men stayed at the hotel for one and a half days, and checked out in the next afternoon. The manager asked each of them how was their stay at the hotel. The third man said that it wasn't very good, because he dropped his shaver while shaving. The second man said that it wasn't very good either because he had also lost something. The first man said it was excellent because he had an extra sausage than what he had paid for...
by Chloe. W
Blondes...
Why do blondes have more fun?
Answer: Because they are easier to find in the dark!
By Shelly. F
Don't get too much from education!
A guy's occupation, is to use his manly contraption, to make a good connection, with the girl's womanly reception. I got this information, from the board of education. If you would like a demonstration, please read the instructions, on how to use a contraception, to prevent any unwanted collections. Then you may lay down and keep up with your respiration.
JOKING!!!
by Ting. M, Tarra. A, and Chloe. W
That time of the month!
How do you know when a girl's got her period?
Answer: When her boyfriend is wearing the Domeo grin!
By Paul. M & Jonathan. C
A Gullible Idiot!
A man went to the chemist and bought a packet of medium sized french letters. He came back the next day, complaining to the person at the counter saying that the condoms were too small. So, the counter person gave him a large sized packet. He came back the next day saying they were still too small. So the counter person gave him an extra large sized packet, and followed him home. Through the window, the seller peeked at the man, and returned to his shop in shock. The next day the man came back to the chemist, and said even those extra large ones were too small. The counter person asked him why was he trying to fit it over his head. The man said that, the reason was because that people called him a dickhead.
by Chloe. W
Desperate Robbers
Who robbed the tampon factory?
Answer: A couple of bloody cunts.
By Paul. M
A wish that didn't go well
A man was grunted three wishes when he found a genie. He wished that he was white, useful, and surrounded by women. He was turned into a tampon!
by Janice P
A vampire luxury
What is a vampire's tea bag?
Answer: A used tampon
By Chloe W
