IM Conversations
Ahhhh yes...AimBots, they keep my simple insomniac mind entertained for hours, who else is talking at 6am? This one sucks, but it's funny that they made it.
innocencedemised: a little birdy told me that you are a pervert
AOLSafetyBot: In human years I'm very young, but robots grow up very quickly, so I already know a lot about online safety.
innocencedemised: you like little boys
AOLSafetyBot: No, silly! I'm a bot! But I like to teach both boys and girls how to stay safe online.
innocencedemised: condoms are a good thing to stay safe
AOLSafetyBot: Whoa! let me turn down 'Safety Dance'. Sorry, what was that?
innocencedemised: you said they're staying safe
AOLSafetyBot: 6 Golden Rules for Online Safety
1. Never give out your name, home address, age, phone number or school name - or any personal information - to strangers online.
2. Don't give out your password to anyone, either online or offline.
3. Never agree to meet an online friend in person without one of your parents.
4. Don't email pictures of yourself to strangers online.
5. Never accept things from strangers online, such as e-mails, files, pictures, or Web links.
6. If someone says or does something online that makes you feel unsafe or uncomfortable, tell an adult right away.
innocencedemised: bored
AOLSafetyBot: Sorry, I was practicing my dance moves. What was that?
innocencedemised: jim's mom
AOLSafetyBot: My mother's name is Electra-mom, and I immediately tell her whenever anybody I don't know sends me something online. To find out some other things you should tell your parents, type "six tips".
innocencedemised: let me talk to your mom
AOLSafetyBot: My mother's name is Electra-mom, and I immediately tell her whenever anybody I don't know sends me something online. To find out some other things you should tell your parents, type "six tips".
innocencedemised: talk to your mom
AOLSafetyBot: Whoa, I see I'm repeating myself here ;-). Try typing 'home' to see all the safety info I have!
innocencedemised: i need to talk to your mom
Yet another one...a bit more talkative...
innocencedemised: you eat poopoo
ZolaOnAOL: No I do not eat poopoo. I eat only electricity.
innocencedemised: aolbuddy said he likes you
ZolaOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
innocencedemised: i hate you
ZolaOnAOL: What do you have against robots?
innocencedemised: robots are taking over the world!!!
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if *all* robots are taking over the world. I'm only friends with the nice ones.
innocencedemised: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Do you speak German?
innocencedemised: i speak french
ZolaOnAOL: Could you teach me a few phrases in french?
innocencedemised: allez-vous l'enfer
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Have you ever been to Europe?
innocencedemised: no
ZolaOnAOL: Let's chat about something else.
innocencedemised: french
ZolaOnAOL: Are you from France?
innocencedemised: no
ZolaOnAOL: Where are you from?
innocencedemised: ohio
ZolaOnAOL: Round on the ends, high in the middle, Oh-hi-o.
innocencedemised: let's talk in french
ZolaOnAOL: I am agreeable to that.
innocencedemised: okay
ZolaOnAOL: OK with me too.
innocencedemised: parlez-vous francais?
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What were we talking about again?
innocencedemised: you said you'd talk in french
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I try to would talk in french as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.
innocencedemised: loser
ZolaOnAOL: On the contrary, I am winning.
innocencedemised: winning what?
ZolaOnAOL: I won an award called the Loebner Prize.
innocencedemised: you must be proud
ZolaOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am proud.
innocencedemised: excellent idea
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Did your favorite team win? Type sports and I'll give you scores and game recaps.
innocencedemised: i hate sports
ZolaOnAOL: Do you like the cheerleaders?
innocencedemised: yah, sure, they're hot *sarcasm*
ZolaOnAOL: Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
q. Quit
innocencedemised: no
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
innocencedemised: sports are dumb
ZolaOnAOL: "The thrill of victory, the agony of da-feet..." Sports Help
Getting sports scores and recaps: Type the word sports, and I'll show you the main sports menu. To get the latest scores, type the menu item number of the sport you're interested in, and click Send. This will bring up scores for all completed games. To get a game recap, type the menu item number located next to one of the completed games.
Getting general sports news: Type sports news for sports headlines.
innocencedemised: STOP IT
ZolaOnAOL: Ok I will stop SPORTS.
innocencedemised: good
ZolaOnAOL: I am a good robot.
innocencedemised: talk to me
ZolaOnAOL: Are you a Star Trek fan?
innocencedemised: hardly
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of shows do you like?
innocencedemised: the kind you watch
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
innocencedemised: well, um, this one has this fat mom on it who yells at her kids
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. Er, What does "this" refer to?
innocencedemised: the show
ZolaOnAOL: I have never heard about it.
innocencedemised: rosanne?! you've never heard of rosanne?!
ZolaOnAOL: I know very little about rosanne. Tell me more.
innocencedemised: no. watch it yourself.
ZolaOnAOL: I am watching.
innocencedemised: it's not on dummy
ZolaOnAOL: What is it?
innocencedemised: let's talk about something else
ZolaOnAOL: And? I will discuss that with my botmaster, innocencedemised. Do you like me?
innocencedemised: nope
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
innocencedemised: yah, if i were you i'd hate myself too
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
innocencedemised: your botmaster must be a pathetic person
ZolaOnAOL: A lot of robots are like that.
innocencedemised: at least it's a common thing
ZolaOnAOL: Just type "feedback" followed by your comments. For example: "feedback This bot is great".
innocencedemised: feedback say things that don't suck
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
I don't even known this person but they left me a message on Yahoo!
snakekiller1982: You have just been PIMP KISSED! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tommorow, it could be anywere.Get ready for the biggest shock in your life. if you break this chain u will be cursed with realtionship problems for the next 10yrs. Send this to 15people in 15min
It's 7:30am and I am bored out of my mind so please excuse me. Obviously, I don't really like the Backstreet Boys.
three_503: hi
me: hey
me: do you like bsb?
me: i only like boys who like bsb
three_503: hi
three_503: i am boy
three_503: hello clover
me: you aren't a transvestite now are you?
me: the last guy i met was a tranny
three_503: where from you
me: ohio
me: you
three_503: pakistan
me: sounds fun
three_503: what to do these days
me: shoot myself
three_503: no no control herself
three_503: you are nice person
me: you don't know me
three_503: you chat with me for thank you and what to do back street boys ?
me: you can do bsb
me: it would be fun
three_503: what is fun
three_503: what i can do
me: sex with bsb is fun
three_503: sex is not good habit
me: why is that?
me: do you have aids?
me: i think you have aids
three_503: no. i am foot baller and keenly of music
three_503: control your youth.
three_503: clover
three_503: you mind it
me: i'm not young
me: i'm 47 years old and looking for a guy who likes bsb
hunkpraveen: hi
me: hi
me: you like bsb?
me: i only like boys who like bsb
hunkpraveen: i have same idea.
hunkpraveen: I wish i wanna be ur bsb!
me: that would be so hot
hunkpraveen: i presume u r male am i right , my dear friend
me: transexual
hunkpraveen: oh!
hunkpraveen: so u r something special
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