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Summary: Trunks and Goten ask Gohan a question, resulting in the kidnapping of our favourite green-skinned alien.

Note: I'm a big fan of yaoi/gay relationships. And when it comes to DBZ/GT... I just love the Trunks/Goten and the Gohan/Piccolo pairings.

Note 2: Piccolo is a bit OOC. Hell, I think all the characters are a little OOC.

Note 3: (...) Author comments...

Operation: Piccolo

Trunks, Goten and Gohan sat around a fire in a cave. They'd managed to convince the grown-ups to let them go on a camping trip.

"Gohan?" Goten asked his elder brother.

"Yeah, Goten?" asked Gohan.

"Trunks and I were wondering something about Piccolo, and we wondered if you knew," said the obsidian-eyed boy.

"What about Piccolo?" asked Gohan, frowning.

"You know how Piccolo looks male, right?" said Trunks. "Well, we were wondering if he had the... uhh... atributes of a guy to go with the looks." Gohan coughed and spluttered, blushing. (Huh?)

"WHAT?!" he screached. Goten sighed.

"In other words, we want to know if Piccolo has a dick," he said. Gohan began to hypervenilate.

"You want to know if Piccolo has a PENIS?!" he cried. The 2 teenagers nodded. (ME TOO! Does he? I mean, Namek's are aesexual, but they look male... so, maybe...)

"Yes," they said. Gohan sighed.

"How am I supposed to know?" he asked. "I've never seen him naked." (WHAT?!)

"You mean to say that during all that time you spent training with him you never once saw the guy in the nude?" asked Trunks. Gohan blushed again.

"Certainly not!" he cried, then looked down. "Not for my lack of trying, though." The 2 teenagers exchanged glances, this was an unexpected development.

"Hmm..." Trunks looked at his 2 companions. "I have an idea."

"What?" asked Gohan and Goten.

"Come closer," said Trunks. They leaned in closer and huddled together.

"Well?" asked Gohan.

"We kidnap Piccolo," said the lavender-haired boy. The 3 boys grinned and began to plan the kidnapping of Piccolo.

Piccolo heard a noise and turned around to come face-to-face with Gohan.

"Gohan," he said. "What are you doing here? I thought you went on a camping trip."

"I am, but I thought I'd drop by," said Gohan. While Gohan kept Piccolo busy with small talk Goten and Trunks crept up behind the green-skinned man with a pair of Saiyan-proof handcuffs, some rope and a gag.

Gohan grinned at Piccolo.

"Sorry, Piccolo, but we gotta know," he said. Before Piccolo could ask what he was talking about the three boys jumped him. Within a matter of seconds Piccolo was securely bound and gagged.

"See, I told you my plan would work!" said Trunks.

"Now all we gotta do is get him back to the cave and strip him," said Goten. Piccolo's swearing was muffled by the gag and he shot an incredulous look at Gohan, who blushed and looked down.

"Sorry, Piccolo," he said. "But they really need to know the answer to their question, and I'm only helping cuz I'll get to see you naked." Piccolo's eyes widened. Then he fell into the blackness of oblivion as something hard connected with his skull. (Ow... He is going to have 1 heck of a headache when he wakes up...)

When Piccolo woke up he was no longer bound by the ropes or gagged, but the handcuffs were still on. And, he noted, he was naked. (... Or maybe not...)

"Bye, Gohan!" he heard Trunks call.

"Where are you going?" Gohan said.

"I'm taking Goten to a secluded place," said Trunks. "Now that we've got our answer, we're going to screw like rabbits, and I doubt you want to hear us." (Ooohhhh... *drool*)

"Oh," said Gohan. Piccolo could almost hear Gohan blush.

When the 2 teenagers were gone he opened his eyes.

"Mind explaining this to me, Gohan?" he asked. Gohan started, glanced at him then looked away, blushing.

"Well... They wanted to know if you had a penis," Gohan said truthfully. "Because you looked like a guy and everything."

"And why did you help them kidnap me?" asked Piccolo.

"I was kinda curious, too," admitted Gohan. He moved behind Piccolo and unlocked the handcuffs. "Though not for the same reasons."

"What reasons then?" Piccolo asked as he massaged his wrists to get the circulation running properly. Gohan blushed again.

"I... can't say," he said.

"Gohan," Piccolo warned. "Just tell me. I won't be angry, I promise."

Gohan sighed and shifted, looking into the fire.

"I like you," he said. "More than like, actually." He swallowed. "And I figured that this would be the only chance I'd get to see you naked." Piccolo thought he saw tears in Gohan's eyes and shook his head. He opened his mouth to say something then shut it. He'd never been good at displaying emotions, though he'd always tried with Gohan. He'd succeeded in showing Gohan how much he cared about him and stuff when he praised him, like after Gohan had destroyed the Makio star and Garlic Jr. had been sent back to the place he came from. (Okay, so I forgot it's name!)

He sighed.

"Gohan, why didn't you tell me you felt like this earlier?" he asked.

"I... I didn't want to lose your friendship," said Gohan. Piccolo slung an arm around the black-haired boy and pulled him to him.

"You wouldn't have," he whispered, brushing the tears from Gohan's eyes. "Because I more than like you, too." Gohan looked at him in surprise then hugged him.

"Oh, Piccolo," he sighed. So, the Universe sighed in relief as finally the 2 people - one a green-skinned alien, the other a human/Saiyan hybrid - were united at last. And on Kami's Lookout, Dende sighed alongside the Universe, happy that his friend had finally admitted his love for the young demi-Saiyan.

~OWARI~

Ooohhhh... I love yaoi! Yaoi rules! All that mushy stuff is making me feel sick... Hmmm... Now where did I put my barbed whip? I need it so's I can go torture Allen Schezar and Van Slanzer de Fanel (from Escaflowne). Maybe then I'll drag them to Dilandau-sama... He'd be pleased with that, and while I don't live to please Dilandau-sama (I live to write, or write to live, whichever you want) I love to please him! *^_^* Hentai's! Not like that! There's no way I'd have sex with Dilly-sama. Even if he is insane (like me!) and would help me with my plans for global domination (I wanna get rid of poverty and suffering).

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