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Okay! I go board and decided to write a spoofy(VERY!) fic!
It's a combonation of four movies I saw... can you guess what
movies?*X-files music starts* It's a mystery! Bwahahaha! Be warned
that it's very corny! C&C begged for! Even if all you want to say is
flat out " It's dumb and I'm gonna hunt you down and shoot you in the
head!" I still want to hear it! Remember I asked for it!
Lee Lee...the watersprite that lives underground like a mole
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Yoji: Manerella
Ken: The Evil Queen
Omi: The fairy godmother
Aya: The prince
*....* -actions
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Manerella

Narrator: Once apon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a beautiful woman who’s hair was silken and skin was fair.

Yoji: Excuse me?!!? Did you just say woman? Where? Where?

Narrator: Well, uh, I was actually talking about you....

Yoji: oVo What do you mean by that? Are you saying I’m a women? That I’m delicate? That I’m dainty on my feet?

Ken: Yes, yes, and yes! *Smug smile*

Yoji: *Angry Aya stare* ¬_¬

Narrator: As I was saying.... There was a beautiful woma-

Yoji: MAN!!!

Narrator :...M-A-N..... who lived in a small house with her -I mean his- Stepmother and stepsisters.

Yoji: Keep going....

Narrator: One day this beautiful... man...*Looks at Yoji who smiles for her to continue* named... uh.. MANERELLA gets caught in a twister and the next thing he knows the house has killed his stepmother. The lovely man is not affected my this because he never really cared for her, because she was cruel, mean, nasty, ugly, selfish, rude, stingy...

Yoji: HEY! Can we pay a little more attention to me?? I am the star aren’t I?

Narrator: Oh yeah, any ways, out of nowhere a cloud of smoke appears *POOF* and out of it comes a fairy godmother who says...... OMI! This is where you come in! Stop fiddling with your tootoo and get your cute butt out there!

Omi: Well, I’ll get my cute butt out there as soon as I get this THING to cover it!

Narrator: *Shoves Omi onto stage* Now say your part like I told you!

Omi: -_-;; take your stepmothers bunnyslippers and put them on, fore they are magical...*Sigh*...

Yoji: But oh great...hehehe.... FAIRY godmother...hahahahaha! I always knew he was a fairy!*Gets smacked with fairy wand* O_O

Omi: Now you must be on your way! For a handsome prince has pricked his finger on a needle and fallen fast asleep. It is a curse. Only with the power of those slippers and your kiss can he be awakened!

Yoji: Yeah, yeah... But I cant go save the handsome prince wearing this! I look terrible!

Omi: Well with my magical wand I can fix that! Now lets see.. what was that spell again... oh yeah! Bibibty bobity boob! Boobity bobity bip! Bobity boob-

Yoji: As much as I am attached to breast, can we move along?

Omi: *Smacks Yoji with wand again, but now Yoji looks all sexy in painted on black leather pants and a green belly shirt* THERE!

Yoji: Now that’s more like it!

Narrator: So, Manerella hurried to the castle only to find it being guarded by an Evil Queen who had his heart set on the prince and envied Manerella for his beauty.

Yoji: Ken?! Ken is the Evil Queen? Shouldn’t he be a King then?

Narrator: Who’s telling the story here?! So, the Evil Queen tried to have a hunts man cut out Manerella’s heart, but Manerella was far to beautiful and the huntsman couldn’t do it. This made the Queen angry!

Yoji: Why do you want to kill me Evil Queen?

Ken: Because I love the Prince and my mirror says that you are more fair than I! As if! Your gonna end up just like that damned mirror did! No more!

Narrator: Just then Yoji’s fairy godmother appeared.

Omi: Manerella! To defeat the Evil Queen you must tap your bunny slippers together three times!

Narrator: So Manerella did as he was told and a bucket of water appeared at his feet.

Yoji: What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

Omi: Um... I think your supposed to dump it on the Evil Queen...*Shrug*

Narrator: Manerella picked up the bucket and flung it’s contents at the Evil queen where she promptly melted away to nothing

Ken: Aw damn! You got my costume all wet! You know how expensive this is to dry clean??!

Narrator: I said go away!... After the Evil Queen was defeated Manerella went into the castle to find the prince. When he did he saw that the prince was-

Yoji: HOT dog! It’s Aya! Aya’s the prince! *Boogie dance* Yahoo! Now pucker up loverboy!

Ken: WAIT! Am I the only one who thinks that this is totally retarded?!

Yoji & Narrator: Your supposed to have disappeared!

Aya: If you guys don’t hurry up I might really fall asleep here!

Ken: But I want to kiss Aya!

Yoji: Well that’s to bad because I’m kissin’ him!

Omi: Well I had to wear this dumb tootoo! I think it’s only fair that I kiss him!

Aya: *SWEATDROP*

Narrator: O_o;; okaaaay..... Why don’t you all just kiss him so it can be done and over with and all the nice people in the audience can go home??

Yoji: Forget that! I say we have sex with him!

Ken: I could go for that!

Omi: I’m game!

Aya: *Eyes pop open but he doesn’t have time to get away before he’s jumped by all three of them*

Narrator: ^_^;;; The end!*Moaning and groaning can be herd in the background*


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