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Title:
Tasuki's Bathtub
Anime: Fushigi Yuugi
Ratings: pg
Content:
Humor and fluff and a little implications here and
there
Pairings: Tasuki x ChichiriTasuki's Bathtub
One fine day at Mt. Leikaku aka
the bandit's hideout...
Tasuki: AAAAAaaaahhhhhhh.....You
ain't gett'n me in that!
Kouji:* raise eyebrow* Why
not?
Tasuki: JUST CAUSE!
Chichiri: But you stink
Tasuki, no da!
Tasuki: *glare* NOOOOOoooooo way! * starts to
stomp away*
Chichiri: Tasuki no da, why don't you wanna take
a bath no da?
Kouji: *grumbles*Probably 'cuz he's scared of
water....
Chichiri: Is that true, Tasuki no
da?
Tasuki:*strikes intimidating pose*
Chichiri:*
unpreturbed* Daaaaa.....
Tasuki:* glares then shakes head*
Nope! No way! N-O! Never! U-uh!
Chichiri: * Looks at
Kouji*
Kouji: *Looks at Chichiri*
Tasuki: *puffs up*
Lekka Shien!
Chichiri: *dodges flaming ball of fire* TASUKI
NO DA! COME BACK HERE NO DA!
Kouji: * twitches on the
ground...burnt*
Chichiri: *looks worriedly at Kouji but sums
up courage* TASUKI NO DA!* goes after running red-haired
seishi*
Somwhere....
Tasuki: Hehehehe...Chichiri's
never gonna find me here....heheheheh...
Chichiri is found
roaming the halls of the bandit's hideout on Mt.
Leikaku....
Chichiri: Tasuki no da! Where are you
daaaa....?
Bandit 1: Oi! Chichiri....could you give this to
Tasuki for me....?
Chichiri: * looks down at big package on
bandit 1's back* What's that no da?
Bandit 1: *shrugs*
Some old woman gave these to me...said she forgot to give this
to Tasuki 3 days ago...so she said * immitates old woman* "
Better late than never...eh...sonny boy ^_^* So...since your best
friends and all...thought you'd know where he's
at.
Chichiri: * Looks at HUGE bulge of a package behind the
bandit's back* How can you carry that no da?
Bandit 1:
*shrugs again* Don't know....matter of fact....Gee...I don't
really know....*scratches back of head* Just give it to
Tasuki...'kay?
Chichiri: I'll try no da!
^_^
Bandit 1: Goodluck! * walks away waving
goodbye*
Chichiri: *has question marks floating around his
head* What was that all about no da? *eyes packege then shivers*
That package sure is big no da!
Minutes
later....
Chichiri: DDAAAaaaaaaaa......*pant*
NNNooooooo...*pant* DDDaaaaaaaa..........
Kouji: * who
has insta healed and now is fine* What the hell is that
Chichiri? Man...That thing is huge!
Chichiri: * sits down
panting* DDdddaaaaa....My back feels like it's broken...no
daaaaa....*puff puff*
Kouji: Have you ever thought of peeking
what's inside?
Chichiri:* glares at Kouji* That's such an
impolite thing to do no da!
Kouji: * shrugs shoulders* If ya
gotta carry it...at least you know what's in
it...Besides...Tasuki never told me he had somehitng
delivered....That's weird-_-?
Chichiri:*struggling to get
up* Help me no da!
Kouji: * tries to haul package*
Shit...what the hell is in that thing!!!!!???? It's weighs more
than a ton 0.0!
Chichiri: * smiles* You can tell that to my
back no da!
Kouji: Now let's stash this somewhere....Then
we'll go back to finding Tasuki...kay?
Chichiri: Hai no
da!* struggles with package then is helped by
Kouji*
Somewhere....
Tasuki: Oh...man! I can't believe
you gave it to one of my bandits....
Old woman: I didn't know
sonny...thought I could give it to any of your
bandits....
Tasuki: I'll never hear the end of this * shakes
head*
Old woman: Hope you enjoy your peaches young man *
walks away smilin*
Tasuki: Man...if they ever find out...I'm
gonna be soooo dead....
Back to present
situation....
Kouji: If I think about it...wasn't Tasuki's
officail bath time 3 days ago?
Chichiri: What are you
getting at no da?
Kouji: Chichiri....since um...erhm...you
and Tasuki...um...well....
Chichiri:* blush* No
da?
Kouji: Well...it's true isn't it?
Chichiri: *
turns redder* Well...anou.. no daaaaa....*nods slowly*
Kouji:
*clears throat* Well...have you noticed anything weird about
him?
Chichiri: *still red* He kinda smells like peaches
all the time no da...
Kouji:* chin on his hand, nod nod*
Yup...just what I'd thought.....
Chichiri: da?
Kouji:
C'mon, let's find Tasuki...got something in my
mind...hehehehehe
Chichiri: Kouji no da?
Kouji:*
cackles evily*
Somewhere...
Tasuki: Aw...fuck! I
stink.....Man! This sucks...#$%%@#$%@#%$%#$@%! *stiffens as he
hears voices*
Chichiri: Kouji no da? Where are you going no
da?
Kouji: Hehehehehe....I think I know who that old woman is
Chichiri....I think I know why Tasuki won't take a
bath...heheheheh...I AM SOOOOO EVIL! * rubs hands together
evilly*
Tasuki: *flinch*
Chichiri: I don't get you no
da?.....Why are you heading to the spring no da?
Kouji:
Hmph....I asked the bandits to dump the package
there...
Chichiri: No da!!???!!! Why did you do that Kouji no
da?
Kouji: You will see my man....You will
see....
Tasuki:
#$@#$@#$!@$$#%%^&&^$%&#%!
Chichiri: *whispers to
Kouji* I think I hear Tasuki no da....
Kouji: I know...I
know...*smirks evilly*
Chichiri:?....da...
Tasuki:
@%%$%#$^^^% This is soooo%$@#%@%^$%^@ Man...I'd have to wait for
the next shipment....that's $%@%@@#$@%next
year....#%^%$%&^$&*! *heads towards spring* I am gonna
clobber that man! Kouji you rat!* stalks off in a
huff*
In the spring...
Chichiri:* beat red*
K-K--Ko--kouji no da?
Kouji: * clears throat...a bit red
himself* Just play the part Chichiri...I'm sure this will make
Tasuki want desperately to take a bath!
Chichiri: Why
does the water smell like peaches no da?
Kouji: I figured
Tasuki used Natural Peach scents in his bath...Trademark I
think....He gets packages every couple of months, never tells me
what's in em....then he disappears for a while....comes back
days later with a huge barrel which he lets no one touch....*
eyes Chichiri* Heh...never thought a monk could look
seductive.....
Chichiri:* hair let loose cascading around
him...mask off ( FalconIce: Drool) A band of red across his
nose* Daa.....* sinks to the water...his eye only
visible....along with his unmistakable bangs*
Kouji: *smirks*
Tasuki....Hehehehehe...You are now under my
power.....hehehe...*goes to nearby bush* Yo! Chichiri....act
like you're taking a bath...Do it seductively!
Chichiri:
*turns super dooper red* Kouji NO DA!
Kouji:
Hhehehehehe.....
Chichiri: * starts to reluctantly scrub
himself*
Somwhere nearby....
Tasuki: I am
soooo...dead...* stops in the middle of his tracks, takes a
sniff* Noooo......He didn't...noooo....he made me a bath?....man! *
sneaks around to peak at the spring from behind a bush...sees
Chichiri.....* Ch-ch-ch-chi-chi......*sleak muscles beaded with
moisture...flushed an aroused red....NAKED! Smelling heavenly
with peaches in the air.....*
( FalconIce: Did I ever
tell you guys that peaches can be made into an aphrodiziac...as
long as almost anything...especially if you're fond of that
certain smell...it'll probably make a good aphrodisiac for
you!^_^ Don't ask how I know this>.<!)
Tasuki:
*drool*
Chichiri: * senses Tasuki's ki* T-ta-tasuki no
da?
Tasuki:* Said red-haired seishi jumps literally into the
water...shedding his clothes at an almost impossible
rate*
Chichciri: NO DA!* tackled under water by Red-haired
seishi*
FalconIce suddenly appears out of nowhere and
effectively censors scene....FalconIce: I can't bear to
write stuff like this....But....implications are fun^_^
Frustrates you too...don't
it?
Afterwards....
Chichciri: I never knew,Tasuki
no da....
Tasuki: *blush* I guess now you know my
secret...Chichciri...
Chichiri:*smiles somewhat evilly* And I
will put that knowledge to good use no da!
Tasuki:
O.O!
Kouji from behind bushes: Hhehehehe...and I just
explained to him what aphrodisiacs were...never knew that monk
could be such a hentai..heheheheh... *evil glint in eye*
Tasuki...you better watch out
friend....
~OWARI~
Author's notes: Like? You like?
^_^ First fic I wrote about Chichiri and Tasuki...no lemons...no
lime...just yaoi implications...hhehehe..I am soooo eeeeeeeevil!
Comments accepted...flames are used for marshmallows and are not
read.
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