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Title : Death, Justice, and Assassin.
Author :
Akuma
Disclaimer : GW characters are not mine. >_<
Feedback : yes,
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Pairings : 2x1
Rating :
NC-17
Warning : yaoi , silly? , humor, TWT, lime
Note : just an idea that
struck me when I was bored in my office.Death, Justice, and Assassin
Once upon a time, there was an
assassin, who became famous because his killing rate. He never missed his target
and killed them without mercy or regret. He killed and killed as the day passed
until one God finally fed up and decided to confront him.
"It's useless
to interfere with human." A ginger haired God tried to stop him.
The
said God only snorted, "With my honor, I swear to stop him! It's injustice to
let him kill the others."
"Do as you like." The other God shrugged and
kicked the other God from heaven. He watched the younger God fall down, ranting
and cursing him. "Good luck, boy."
"AIIIEEEAAAAA "The said God fell onto
the earth, right in front of a person, face first.
"Hn." The person
growled. The God looked up and quickly stood, pointing at the person with messy
brown hair. "You!! You're the one!!"
The person raised an
eyebrow.
"I know what you are. It's injustice to kill weak people because
they can't fight you back. I'm, as God of Justice, ordered you to stop the
killing." The God said. "If you want only money, I can ask God of Fortune to
give you some."
At the same time after the God finished speaking, a gold
coin as big as a house fell down from the sky and flattened the God.
"Hn." The assassin looked at the coin with no interest and then walked
away.
"Hey! Wait! The flat God crawled out from beneath the coin,
swearing something like doing justice to a certain braided onna later. "So you
don't want money. What about if I ask God of Beauty to give you some pretty
girls which will serve you anytime and anything you want?"
As soon as the
raven haired God finished speaking, some girls came running toward the assasins,
naked. The God of justice only managed to look at them for one second because on
the next second he was busy stopping the blood from his nose.
The
assassin looked at the beauty women, who spread their arms to hug him. "Hn."
With lightning speed, the assassin threw one bomb toward the women.
The
sound of explosion made the God of Justice stopped muttering about a certain
blond God while sticking Kleenex into his nose. He looked up to see a big hole
in front of the assassin. The women were nowhere to be seen.
"That's
it!!! I can't stand this injustice doing. You don't have to kill them. They are
only weak women!!!" The last sentence earned him another giant coin from God of
Fortune.
"Hn." The assassin looked bored and walked away.
"Hey
wait!" The poor God shouted from beneath the coin. "You can't get away like
that! If you don't stop killing, I'll ask God of Nature to send wild animals to
hunt your flesh."
Like the previous time, as soon as the still flattened
God finished speaking, a pack of various animals ran toward them. The said God,
who just managed to get out from beneath the coin, widened his eyes when he saw
Ogre, Hydra, Yeti, and, and Chimera among the animals. "AIIIIIIYAAAAAA." The
God, who sadly couldn't fly, ran to climb the nearest tree, leaving the assassin
behind.
Again, the assassin merely looked at the pack and growled, "Omae
o korosu." Prussian blue orbs glared deadly to the animals. And being animal
they were, they knew death when they saw one and retreated with a speed twice
faster compared when they came.
"Stupid animals!!!" The God of Justice
shouted from the tree he was on and cursed a certain banged God about his
incompetent animals. The tree which still under God of Nature's control, quickly
threw the cursing God like a catapult to the ground, face first.
"Hn,
baka." The assassin looked at the God as if he was crazy.
"What did you
say???" The God bellowed and stood up. "That's it!! You got no more mercy from
me!!"
The assassin looked at him and raised an eyebrow as if he was the
one who should say the word.
"We, God, are prohibited to take human
lives except one God. God of Death. And since you like to kill people so much,
I'll send you to him, alive! Let's see what he will do to you, probably he will
cut you into pieces as his food!" The God smirked. "You know why do we give him
hell as his place? Because he can't stop talking! So we have to put him in some
place away from us."
"Hn." The assassin seemed finally get enough of the
God and threw another bomb to him.
"Ho....how....dare.....you......" The
assassin raised an eyebrow as the now black God tried to stand up. "NO MERCY!!
The God shouted and suddenly the ground beneath the assassin fell down,
swallowing him into the center of planet, where the hell was.
Above the
ground, the God laughed happily before finally collapsed because the burning he
received from the explosion. The other Gods sighed from Heaven and shook their
head. Some of them flew down and took the unconscious God back to Heaven.
Meanwhile, the assassin went down to the bottom of the earth. No fear
was shown on his face as he kept going down and down until his bottom touched a
flat and soft surface. Something encircled his waist and he looked up to see a
pair of violet orbs.
"WOW!! A human!! Alive!!! I just got a report that
justice-ranting-God finally his lost temper with a human. What did you do to
him?" God of Death spoke up happily.
"Hn." The assassin glared as he
realized he was sitting on the God's lap, who was sitting on his throne.
"Hey. Such a beauty glare! It's sooo cute." The God laughed happily and
pulled the assassin closer to him.
"Omae o korosu." The assassin pulled
out his gun from nowhere and aimed it to the laughing God.
The God
laughed harder. "I AM Death. You can't kill me."
The assassin raised an
eyebrow and shot the God on the chest, twice. He smirked when the God looked at
him in surprise but he then frowned as the God didn't bleed.
The God
blinked "Whoa, I think I understand why he sent you to me. You have no afraid
even to a God. I take it you already tried to kill that justice-ranting-God,
didn't you?"
The assassin growled as his target was still alive and was
speaking happily. He aimed the gun to the God's head but this time the God held
his wrist. "Hey, you are so stubborn but I like it. I have been bored here since
no one dares to defy me. I think I have to thank that ranting God for giving you
to me. But I'm curious to what you did to him so he sent you to me. C'mon, tell
me."
The assassin growled but answered anyway. "I bombed him."
"WHAT?" The God widened his eyes and laughed uncontrollably. "You BOMBED
him? Hahaha, he must be very pissed off of you. Too bad I can't see his face at
that time. It would be very hilarious! You should take a picture of him and give
it to me, you know."
"Baka." The assassin grunted
"You call me
baka?" The God blinked at the man on his lap and then grinned. "You know... I
think I fall in love with you."
The assassin glared at the God but the
said God wasn't affected by his glare and hugged him. "Yup, I am falling in
love. Your glare is sooooooo adorable! And that pouting lips of yours seems
delicious..... hmmm, let me taste it first. " The God dove his head and kissed
the surprised man thoroughly.
"You taste soooo good." The God purred
when he pulled away.
"Hn." The assassin glared at the God but not as
deadly as before.
"You like it, don't you?"
"Hn."
"Want
to do it again?"
"Hn."
"I take it as yes." The God grinned and
captured the assassin's mouth again. Soon the kiss deepened as the assassin's
hands encircled the God's neck and opened his mouth to let the God in. The room
felt hotter as the God's hands became wilder and bolder, roaming over the
assassin's body. A loud thump was heard when the God and his prize moved place
from his throne to the floor. As some clothes went flying from where they
supposed to be, the devil guards outside the room started fanning and made a
distance to the throne room, which became hotter and hotter.
Soon, moans
and groans were heard from the room and the devil guards scattered away as one
of them get burned from the heat radiating from the room. They dove into the
nearest pond as the moans became louder and waited till they heard their God
shout his pleasure before returning to their posts.
"Hmmmm......" The
God purred when he slid out of the assassin's warm body. "You are the best I
ever have." The God plopped down next to the assassin and kissed the sated man
passionately, pulling him into his embrace. "I like you. Usually people will get
bored by my long chatter within a minute and.it's proven when the other Gods
send me to the hell alone. But you're different. You're the first person who let
me do all the talking."
"Hn."
"Want to be my mate?" The God
asked, stroking the messy hair of the assassin.
"Hn." The assassin
snorted as if he wasn't interested.
"You can't go back to the human
world since God of Justice has sent you here. He wanted me to make you my food
but I rather make you my mate. You can help me taking human lives, you know"
The Prussian blue orbs of the assassin gleamed with interest as he
raised an eyebrow to the God.
"I know you like killing people." The God
grinned and stole another kiss from the assassin. "I am God of Death, remember?
If you become my mate, you can kill as many human as you like. Of course
becoming my mate also means you and I will be together forever in the hell. I
will screw you at least once everyday. What do you say?"
"Ninmu ryokai."
The God laughed and captured the assassin's mouth in soul searing kiss.
When they parted, the God flipped the assassin onto his stomach. "Let's do the
mating, shall we?"
The assassin looked over his shoulder questioningly
as the God seized his hip, raising it.
"It's a little complicated to
explain about the mating process. Just let me do it, you'll know later the
different between mating and fucking, though there's no different in the
pleasure." The God grinned and entered the assassin.
As the slapping
sound began, the devil guards once again bolted away from their posts to the
nearest pond. This time all the hell became hotter as the God of Death performed
his mating process.
Meanwhile far above the hell and earth.
"So
has he eaten the human yet?" A God, whose body full of bandage, asked the other
God.
The blonde God looked at his mirror. As God of Beauty, he used the
mirror to admire his own beauty. He also could use it to look at something he
wanted to see but seldom did it because he respected privacy. If not because of
the bandaged God threatened him with his sword..... "Uhm,
no."
"What???!!!! How can it be? He should have eaten that human when he
first looked at him! That human will suffer a lot and regret angering me. Oh I
know, he is torturing the human slowly, isn't he?"
"No, actually, the
human is having fun."
"WHAAAAAATTTTT???" The bandaged God bellowed.
"WHAT'S IS THAT STUPID GOD DOING??????"
"Uhm....
Mating?"
"MA........ MATING?????? WITH THAT HUMAN???"
"Uhm
...yeah.... He promises to take the human with him when he goes out killing if
the human wants to be his mate...." The blond God covered his ears as the
bandaged God bellowed louder, shaking the entire heaven.
"INJUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
OWARI
UHm.. okay... bad?
good? If you notice I didn't write any single name of the pilots .... well you
have to gifure out by yourself *runs away*
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