Yipee Two-Face Day Stuff

Introduction

This is all the stuff from Yipee Two-Face day. Enjoy! Note: It’s all in Yipee’s own words.

The Early Years – Pre Worm Stories

Before the Worm Stories, I had a pretty annoying life. My mother was a lightsider, my father was a darksider and my siblings were both worshipping the Angular Wooden Giraffe. Naturally this left me a tad…well confused and I decided atheism was the only sane choice. After I was kicked of the family home (for not supporting any of the three worm gods), I decided I needed a profession. I decided upon world domination but was arrested for trying to do that and had to break out of jail. I dabbled in the postal service for a while before I decided to become a boxer. After working my way upto the position of heavyweight champion of the world, I was at the top for two weeks before being beaten by a mysterious stranger and was sacked. For the next four years or so, I was unemployed. I decided to enlist in the army (which wasn’t really a job but a way of life) during this time and was put through a gruelling training process which involved killing many a worm. I was buddies with Jim (at least I THOUGHT we were buddies) during this time and we were assigned the mission – ‘Who left the flood-gates open?’. He as my superior (he had three more kills than me) was supposed to let me know when the water was rising but instead he ran to safety and forgot to warn me. He left me to drown. An aqua-sheep saved me (who was Jim’s mum) and apologised for his behaviour. I could not forgive him though and after my military training finished upon my 1000th kill, I decided to get revenge…  

The Age of Conflict – Worm Stories

You can read about the period in which I was most famous for my war against Jim on this very site – just check out from Worm Story 3.5 onwards. That’s where my story starts and it continues until the Epilogue.

Whatever happened to Yipee Two-Face? – Post Worm Stories

‘Well I’ve read the Epilogue and he died’ I hear you say. Then how am I sitting here relating this to you, cleverclogs? What happened after the Worm Stories was in fact as follows… - I realised that not only was Jim more popular than me but I seemed to have been forgotten. I decided to start manufacturing life-size blow-up versions of myself to market and gain popularity. After making one I realised this was a silly idea and wrote to Worm Mad telling him I was moving to the Never Realms of the Worm World and not to let anyone else know. I then started publishing fiction under a made up name. The blow-up worm I had made was left underneath a large piece of land which was floating in the air. When the piece of land fell it crushed the life-size replica of me and squished it so much that the plastic was stuck to the rock. Everybody thought that it was me because nobody knew of my departure. Worm Mad did tests on a small part of the replica and realised what it was but didn’t say anything because I hadn’t told him that it was okay to do so. Now however, I have returned and I have a new and rather diabolic scheme which I may reveal at some point. – Yours manically, Yipee Two-Face 
 
My Police Photo

I, unlike Worm Mad, do not need to send pictures that I have drawn onto the Internet in order for people to get an idea what I am like. Instead, here is a picture of me in my youth when I was arrested by the police for planning world domination…

(Actually it’s a pic one of my friends took after we broke out of jail, ah… those were the days!)