Tag-ay Girl

There was a doctor on her way to the fifth floor to check on her patient (she was on the basement)sumakay sya sa elevator..my lady dun..clang dalawa lang..then the door opened on the 3rd floor, they saw a young girl running towards the elevator as if sasakay sya..the doctor closed the door immediately...then tnanong sya nung lady.."doc, bakit nyo sinara? mukang sasakay yung babae?" the doctor replied.."i know her, she was my patient and she died yesterday." the lady asked, "doc, pano mo naman nalaman na patay na eh tumatakbo pa nga?" the doctor answered: "did u see the red tag on her wrist? pag dead na ang patient, red tag na ang kinakabit sa wrist nila." the girl replied while raising her wrist to the doctor. "doc, parang ganito?" after hearing that, the doctor ran out of the elavator gasping for air.(dead na rin ung girl, may red tag na rin..) Ke Horror!!!
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