July 25th, 2004. Wow. Who would have thought that it would have been exactly 1 year inbetween updates. I know I've been gone for far too long, but now that my schedule is all cleared up, I think ill be able to devote more time and energy to my website.
I've already started with a new update I've been working on for the past few days. It's all about the Subway Scandal. What? You dont know of the Subway Scandal? Well learn about it here: ---->CLICK ME!<----
I have 1 more idea floating around in my head for a future update. And from there, I dont know where I'll go. Maybe I'll quit updating again, maybe more ideas will come into my very large brain. I hope for the latter, but my visitors cant always get what they want, even though i try so very very hard to entertain them.
Friday, July 25th, 2003, 1:00PM as I type this. You may have noticed that it is past the middle of July. I said back in June that I have a big thing for the site in the middle of July. Well it has started. You can notice it by the totally new site re-design at the top. It's not much, but it's definitly getting there.
I have also been writing a few articles for my friends site. I think these articles are spectacular and you should read them. There are only 2 right now, but you can read them by clicking nowhere because the link is dead.
Also, I have posted WWE VENGEANCE predictions. You can view them by clicking here
You can expect some more in the future. A page dedicated to Osama/9-11 related stuff, as well as a page for donkeys/silly string. I hope you can hold out.
Posted a Rebel Strike Interview (i dunno, some game coming out for the GAMECUBE). Click here
to see it.
June 2003 19th thursday 5:52 PM. You may notice that it is not mid-july yet. But I DO hvae a new update for all my fans. You can click here
to head to it.
do not worry though. i am still working on my project taht will bring the internet to its kneese and give me a blowjob until it begs for mercy. I'm telling you, this will be HUGE. there may be another update before hthe BIG BANG ON THE INTERNET. we may see. have your self a merry little christmas
JUNE 13TH FRIDAY 2003. IS TODAY. Yes so. I do not have a REAL update for you except for the above little mentioning of the Bad Blood predictions. But I do have news. I have been working my ass off on a new section. It has been kept secret from all of my friends and all of the people who email me about my fantaolouse site. I assure you, it will be HUGE. When this drops onto the internet, the internet could quite possibly break. that's how big this will be. trust me, it will be well worth the wait. AT THE RATE IM GOING now it should be maybe MID-JULY when I open up the new section to you. Be prepared...be scared..and most of all...DONT SHIT YOUR PANTS!
May 7th 2004. OMG A FULL YEAR AHEAD HAHAHAHAAHAHA! I HAVE THE POWER TO MOVE TIME AND SPACE AND THE OCEAN AND ROCK GIRLS WORLDS! OMGOMGOMGOMGMGOMGOMG I ROCK THE MUCH PUSSY! i have added a new section to my site. Click here
to head to it. I'll give you a clue. ARGH MATEY!
Well until next time, I MSUT GO AND GIVE MORE GIRLS THE POWER OF THE BIG COCK! HAHAHAHAHHA...fools. Oh, and vidist the wrestling section since wreslting > you.
april 3 03 wow. 1 day and another update. yea, well this one wasnt too hard. the caues of this update?well i got an email. it basically said "I LOVE PICTURES OF RANDOM THINGS PLEASE MAKE A SECTION WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM PICTURES ON IT THANK YOU!" so that's what i did. click HERE!
to head on over to it. also, be sure to email me your ideas.
you may notice alot of SADDAM pictures in there. you know what? cause saddam will RULE YOU ALL!
anyone watch star search last night? some stupid nigger kid one. stupid nigger kid.
next update? eat me.
april 1st or 2nd i dont remember. damn. it's been like 3 months since ive updated. ive been busy with this and that..mostly that..some of this...stuff you wouldnt understand. do you understand when the ladies need the cock? no, you dont. look, dont argue, you dont.
on a recent trip to blow up another wal mart, i realized "hey, i could put this on my website and my millions of fans would read it and get a kick out of it" So i did. i madde a wal mart hate section. i think youll love it. i love it. you better love it. click HERE!
to head on over to it.
next update? when i think of more wonderful stuff my fans will like. isnt that what you want? a wonderful site to read. not some gya ass on the fly poorly designed website (mine is wonderfully designed). maybe in a few months. we'll see.
current time is 8:36 - friday, january 24th, 2k3 2K3 RUN FOR YOU LIVES COMPUTER CRASH OMG! HAHAH..FUCKERS! IM KIDDIN YOU! nothings gonna happen. YEAS SO, NOTICE THE LACK OF UPDATES IM GUESSING. IVE BEEN BUSY DOING SSTUFF. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY YOU'RE GETTING AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW ANYWAY, IT'S A FRIDAY, AND I HAVE TO GET IN MY PIMP RIDE FOR MY BIG PIMPING WEEKEND.
this update howerver is much worth it. it is teh launccing of the much anticipated ROBOTS AND SAMURAIS SECTION! i know, i know, you love me. maybe you'll even watn to send me money for how much this site rocks, feel free to send me money! wait..you dont have my address...IM NOT GIVING IT TO YOU YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF SICK FUCKS WHO WILL STALK ME ANDB E ALL LIKE "OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS!?!?!?!" and since im so popular with the ladies i would not have time for that, maybe when this site dies down with populatiry., THEN you can stalk me.
so, click HERE!
to get to the wonderulf SAMBOTSHRINE. (see...i just mixed the words samurai and robot together to get the word sambot damn im clever!)
LOOK FOR ANOTHER UPDATE WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT AND HAVE A SPARK OF GENIUES FUNNY STUFF!
IT;S SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23RD, 2002, 3:30 AM! THIS SHOULD SHOW YOU MY DEDICATION TO THE SITE! STRUGGLING TO STAY UP THIS LATE JUST FOR MY MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF FANS! You may be asking yourself what ive been doing since the beginning of the month. THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE! THINKING OF MANY NEW WAYS TO PLEASE THE FANS, PLAYING MY VIDEOGAMES, AND FUCKING ALOT OF SLUTS! COULD LIFE GET BETTER ANY BETTER!!?!???!?!
1NE WAY I HAVE MADE THE SITE BETTER IS BY FINALLY GETTING THE APES SECTION UP! YOU CAN CLICK HERE!
TO HEAD ON OVER TO IT! THE SAMURAI ROBOTS WILL BE COMING ASAP! I AM BUSY HANDSOME MAN, AND SLUTS NEED MAH WANG!
NOVEMBER 9TH - 2002 UPDATE! - WHERE HAVE I BEEN YOU MAY BE ASKING YOU DUMB FUCKS YOURSELF! WELL, IVE BEEN VERY BUSY WITH MAH GAMING AND TOUCHING MYSELF! WAY TOO BUSY TO UPDATE THE SITE! HOWEVER, IN SOME SPARE TIME I WAS LOOKING FOR MORE CONTENT TO ADD TO THE SITE! I HAVE A NEW SHRINE FOR YOU ALL TO BASK IN ITS SUNSHINENESS! CLICK HERE!
TO GET TO IT FEWLS!
UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 27TH, 2000!.....HAHAHAH FOOLD YOU! IT'S 2002 YOU DUMB FUCK! I have gotten many emails from people asking me questions such like "Wow, I LOVE your site! However, there are no apes or samurai robots....where are the apes and samurai robots!?" TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT APES AND SAMURAI ROBOTS WILL BE COMING SOON! I'VE BEEN EXTREMLY BUSY WITH HOUSEHOLD ACTIVITIES! I've been playing Kingdom Hearts (IT HAS APES!!!) AND FUCKING MY WIFE! Also, another question that's asked frequently is "How big is it?"...i dont understand this one...how big is WHAT!?
So, without further adooooooo. Theupdate! Shrine to the ALMIGHTY NUGGET! Click HERE!
to get to it!
bUT NOW, if i could be serious for a minute...
OMG! STITCH BLEW UP THE WORD TRADE CENTRES!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
UPDATE FOR GLORIOUS HOLIDAY 9.11.02! IM TIRED OF SEEING ALL THIS JUNK ON TV ABOUT 11.02.9! IT'S RUINING MY TV!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY COOL SHOWS!!!! IM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WATCH MY JUDGE JUDY BECAUSE OF THIS STUFF! I LOVE JUDGE JUDY! SHE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS! THIS IS CRAP! MAYBE ANYTIME SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS IN THE USOFTHEA WE SHOULD MAKE IT A HOLIDAY! OOOH! SOMEONE SHOT SOMEONE! LET'S MAKE IT A HOLIDAY! OOOH! PLANE HIT BUILDING! LET'S MAKE IT A YEARLY THING! MAYBE PEOPLE JUST WANT TO FORGET ABOUT IT! GOD DAMN! TV REPORTERS ARE TEH SUCK! THERE'S STILL TIME FOR MORE PLANES THOUGH! WOO HOO! ARE WE STILL GOING TO BE DOING THIS 10 YEARS FROM NOW!? FUCK NO! PEOPLE WILL FORGET ABOUT IT! THEY'LL BE LIKE 'HUH..9.11..WHAT'S THAT? SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF SEXUAL POSITION!' CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE YOUNG KIDS CARE ABOUT THIS DAY AND AGE! FUCKING AND DRINKING AND MORE FUCKING! AND FOR CHRISTS SAKE! LET THE DAMN PILOTS TAKE GUNS ON THE PLANE! IF A FUCKING TERRORIST BARGES INTO THE PIT OF THE COCK THEY CAN JUST BLOW THEIR FUCKING HEAD OFF! DAMN PEOPLE!
ALSO! NEW SHRINE UP! CLICK HERE!
TO GO TO SUPER SECRET SHRINE OF MUCT SECRETNESS! SHH! TELL NO ONE!!1!!1!
UPDATE FOR 10TH OF SEPTEMBER IN TWO THOUSAND AND 2! I HAVE JUST MADE MY SHRINE TO THE WONDERFULLY TALENTED EMINEM OF GREATNESS! CLICK HERE!
TO GO TO THE EMSHRINE!
I HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD FROM VERY RELIABLE SOURCES THAT YOUR ASIAN PRINCE AND OSAMA ARE FIGHTING TO BLOODY DEATH BATTLE OF BLOODNESS...ON THE MOON! MY SOURCES ALSO TELL ME THAT WHOEVER WINS THE GREAT BLOODY DEATH BATTLE OF BLOODNESS WILL BE SUPREME RULER OF ALL PLANETS EXCEPT EARTH! PLUS THE WINNER WILL CHOOSE WHERE THE NEXT 10 SURVIVORS WILL BE HELD! HERE ARE LATEST PHOTOS OF ASIAN PRINCE AND OSAMA...STRAIGHT FROM THE MOON!
ASIAN PRINCE WITH HIS THUNDER STAFF AND CROWN AND BELT OF LIFE! OSAMA WITH TURBAN OF BLINDNESS, PLUS OSAMA CAN CONTROL DONKEYS!
HOLLA! MAD PROPS TO THE ROOM! SUPER PROPS TO FIRECREST AND WEAPON AND SILLY STRING! MAD SUPER PROPS TO DONKEYS!
UPDATE FOR 2002 9 9 - AS ALL OF YOU KNOW, NINE ELEVEN IS COMING IN A FEW DAYS! WHEN 9 ELEVEN COMES UP, I'M SURE MANY OF YOU WILL BE HAUNTED BY MANY 9 11 MEMORIES! I WILL NOT! BECAUSE I CARED NOT ABOUT ELEVEN OF NINE! OOOOH 911...EMERGENCY! LOOK AT THIS FUNNY PICTURE!
OOOH! CALL 911! PLANE HIT BUILDING! FEAR NOT, ASIAN PRINCE IS ON THE CASE! NOTHING CAN STOP HIM FOR HE HAS SEXY BEAST LIKE LOOKS...AND LOTS OF HAIR...AND A DEVASTATING MUSTACHE...AND JUST LOOK AT THESE EARRINGS!
ALL HAIL ASIAN PRINCE! AND NOW, DONKEYS AND SILLY STRING! PUSH UP THE CEILING HOME BEEF!
OMG! A CAR COULD HIT THE DONKEY!
LAZY BITCH WOMAN MAKING THE DONKEY TAKE HER PLACES! I HOPE THE DONKEY EATS HER!
TOP BRAND SILLY STRING! DO THINGS LIKE THIS:
LOOK AT THEM! HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME THEY ARE!
MORE TO COME! HOLLA AND BLING BLING!
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