Bret - "Sabu hits a led drop off the apron, he's really done a number on Raven here"

Jesse - "Sabu's sent a clear message to Raven and the rest of the hardcore devision"

Bret - "Yeah, that he's a maniac!"

Bret - "Hey theres William Regal"

Eddie - "William, thank heavens your here man, have you seen that Gangrel dude?"

Regal - "Dude? Gangrel? What are you talking about you greasey oik"

Eddie - "It's Gangrel, he's a Vampire!"

Regal - "Vampire? Have you been drink? Theres no such thing as vampires you bloody idiot"

Eddie - "I'm getting out of here"

Regal - "What a blithering moron, all I want to do is find my dressing room."

Bret - "Well that was strange"

Jesse - "Regal doesn't have time for schmucks like Eddie, he's an important representative of his country"

Bret - "Oh well, now its main event time, heres Scott Steiner"

Bret - "And heres the RWA champion Kurt Angle"

Jesse - "Well my moneys on Steiner, hes got a vicious streak a mile long"

Bret - "They stare each other out, both talking trash"

Jesse - "Angle's probably asking Steiner to go easy on him"

Bret - "I doubt it, there off, both exchanging blows"

Jesse - "The only chance Angle has is to out wrestle Steiner he'll never beat him in a brawl"