Bret - "But first tonight here comes Devon Dudley."

Jesse - "And he's got some hardwear with him, you'ed never see that in my day."

Bret - "And he's gonna be facing Sabu in his debut RWA match."

Jesse - "I love this guy, he's totally insane and brilliantly violent."

Bret - "Sabu opens up with hard rights"

Jesse - "But Devons shaking them off, he's a tough customer"

Bret - "Devon fires back with fists of his own"

Jesse - "Sabus not looking so impressive now"

Bret - "Hard shoulders to the abdomen, that'll knock the wind out of him"

Jesse - "This is dull, we want some weapons"

Bret - "Devon stomps away on Sabu, he's in control here"

Jesse - "But you never know what will happen in these hardcore matches"

Bret - "Your right about that, Sabu hits a drop kick and staggers Devon"

Jesse - "what would you do with out me"

Bret - "He drops Devon with a neck breaker"

Jesse - "Thats what I like to see, a proper wrestling move, in my day..."

Bret - "In your day you didn't execute spring board leg drops from the second rope like that"

Jesse - "yeah, well..."

Bret - "Sabu slings Devon out of the ring"

Jesse - "looks like this could be getting airial."