Bret - "It doesn't look like it, Vader brushes off those blows and slams cactus into the corner"
Jesse - "and now it's Vaders turn to do the hitting"
Bret - "Vader scoops him up and presses him above his head"
Jesse - "Thats impressive, Cactus is hardly a cruiserweight"
Bret - "and now a standing splash, nearlly 400lb of weight slammed down on him"
Jesse - "Anyone fancy a Cactus pancake, ha ha"
Bret - "Vader whips Cactus into the ropes, and there's our first barbedwire contact"
Jesse - "Cactus was lucky there, his shirt protected him from most of that impact"
Bret - "But he wasn't so lucky there, Vader backdrops Cactus and he gets a face full of barbed wire"
Jesse - "Ouch, thats nasty"
Bret - "Vader charges at Cactus, but Cactus executes a perfect drop toe hold and Vader eats wire"
Jesse - "Perhaps his mask protected him that time"
Bret - "He looks pretty stunned, Cactus is all over him now"
Jesse - "Thats a totally legal choke hold, anything goes in this match, and believe me, these guys will do anything"
Bret - "Cactus follow up with an elbow across the throat, and if Vader has trouble breathing Cactus will have a real advantage"
Jesse - "He certainly will, it's not like Vaders in the best of shape anyway"
Bret - "Cactus continues to put pressure on him, beating him back into the corner"
Bret - "But Vader explodes out with a clothesline"
Jesse - "Imagine the amount of force behind that clotheline, it'll knock you clean out of your boots"
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