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Bret - "Welcome to the RWA arena and this weeks RWA Impact, as always I'm Bret Hart"

 Jesse - "and I'm Jesse Ventura"

Bret - "On last weeks show we witnessed one of the most memorbale moments in RWA history, the debut of 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin"

 Jesse - "I've got to say it, I was as suprised as you were when he burst through the entrance and assaulted Scott Steiner. He proved there and then that he's a coward"

Bret - "You can tell him that yourself if you like because here he comes now, he's got a mic and I'm sure he has a lot to say"

 Jesse - "I'm not gonna tell him anything, he's a redneck, he wouldn't be able to understand me anyway"

Austin - "Now I know a lot of people are wondering just what Stone Cold was doing coming out here last week. Well I've been sitting at home watching some wrastlin, shootin' some deer, and drinkin' some brews, and then I get a phone call. Not from that sorry son of a bitch Vince McMahon begging me to come back to his crappy company. No I get a call from the Commissioner here, asking me if I want to come wrestle here.

Do you know what I said? I said HELL YEAH! Cos I think people have got a little lazy, life is a little too easy, but now the rattle snake is back, so everyone better watch where there stepping, because you never know who I might bite next!"

Austin - "and I've decided to start with Scott Steiner. He's walking around with that title belt, with his New Blood gang, shouting about how he's a genetic freak. Well guess what Bionic Rednecks do to genetic freaks? Thats right, they give them a good old fashioned 3:16 ass whooping, and thats the bottom line, COS STONE COLD SAID SO!!!"

Bret - "Well Austin certainly has his sites on Steiner and the RWA title, and here's the man himself"

 Jesse - "Austin better start running before Steiner get to the ring"

Steiner - "You think you impress me? With your catch phrases and shit? Well your not even in my league you little bitch! You wanna start something with me, well thats just fine, cos I'm gonna come down to that ring and knock your fucking head off!"

Bret - "I apologise for Scott Steiners language folks, look at this"

 Jesse - "I told you Austin was a dumb redneck, Steiner tricked him"

Bret - "This is a truly cowardly attack from the New Blood"

 Jesse - "Austin should have known better, he should realise that the New Blood are the most dangerous group in wrestling"

Bret - "Steiners putting the boot in now, I notice he only wants to get in the ring when Austins already beaten"

 Jesse - "He's the champion, he doesn't need to do this kind of thing, thats what Credible and Jarrett are for"

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