This here is Wally. Now, Wally is very old. The last I herd he was 342 years old. Wh-Whats that Wally? Your not 23! LOOK AT YOU! You look old man! Anywho, Wally has been sharing his wisdom for some time, now were talking about a few hundred years. But I listen to this guy and he is good! I told him about this female cow I was dating, and I wanted to marry her. Wally here told me to go for goats! Now I have a wife and 3 kids(seriously!). Life is gooood. Ok well without further waiting! Heres Wally the Wiz-Hay where the hell is he? Hay Wally gat out from under the desk. No it's a dark cave with dragons. No No, it holds a computer and pencils. I tell you later about a pencil. Ok well folks here he is....

Ok say something Wally. It's fine. Yes you can poop. My god this guy is annoying.

EWWWW! Man now thats a wizards load of crap! Ok are you done now? No this is a gas mask. Well you stink! Go take a shower or some- never mind these people want some wisdom. Ok, well I guess thats decent.

Folks Wally has to leave but he did say one thing that is wise! Ready?!

Kids don't play leap frog with a unicorn!

Now I know that sucks but he also said to come back to this section of the site and he is going to leave more wisdom. Oh and if you forget a session with us, it's going to be in the session archive. Ok well us the wisdom wisely!