You know what the best fun I ever had was? Looking at those Waldo books. I would spend hours looking for Waldo, his scrolls, the Wizard, and even his girlfriend! I would even sometimes get sooo frustrated that I would throw the book around. Once I threw it in the pool and used it as a boogie board. Other times I would rip the pages off and wipe my ass with it.
But all of that is in the past. I now work for the company Waldo Writing Inc. Now I have so many Waldo books, I can wipe my ass with it at no cost to me! In fact, in my basement I have a lab that is working on making Where's Waldo Toilet Paper. Now this stuff has it all, wipin' your ass after you find Waldo(or if you get frusterated).
Okay, Okay so mabye it isn't the best idea in the world. But I get to enjoy myself a little more now! And you can try it out too if you want. Just send the money to:1344 Froggyismabitch Queens, New York 15436.
If you don't buy it, you will make me cry. But, it makes a great gift for anybody.
