Are any of you interested in buying a sister? I'm sure you'll want mine regardless of what you say. You have always wanted a little sister to piss you off and ask you numerous questions all at once. And I'm almost certain that you want someone to have you do everything!

1. As soon as you meet her, she has a knuckle sandwich with your name on it!
2. When you take her home, she has numerous questions to ask you that she thought of the night before.
3. When you kiss her goodnight, she will have a tray full of ice to pour down your back.
4. She will ask for the cereal that you don't have in the morning; and if you get it she will change her mind and ask for oatmeal.
5. You will never see her unless you are feeding her, putting her to bed, or if she ran into a bear trap.

But wait! Call in the next millenium and we'll give you her birth certificate and all of the documentations you need. Not only that, you will get the items she has including:

• Her baby doll
• Her barbies
• Her bike, scooter, and skates (Which she never uses)
• Her television (Which she is probobly using right now!)
• Clothing
• School supplies
• And she is in great condition! All she needs is a brain!

CALL TODAY! THE NUMBER IS 1-800-GOODLUCKANDHOPEYOUSUFFER !