For the past six or seven years, POP has taken over the music industry. In fact, it is so hit that people are becoming overwhelmed with this POP music.

People now are getting sick from it. Well, at least in Florida it is. I have noticed that people are getting into other music. The Backstreet Boys and N'SYNC are not the best anymore. Now people are getting into music such as Punk Rock. An example of this is Sum41, Blink182, Green Day, and other three men bands.

But in other places, POP fever has struck and infested unsuspecting victims like seven year olds. These victims get symptoms such as:

• Wanting to dance wildly at the dinner table
• Saying Bye, Bye, Bye when getting off the telephone
• Getting together with numerous people of the same sex and dance all night long
• Making numerous "Boy Bands"
• Wearing flashy clothing to make themselves look "cool"
• Claiming that they are best friends with Britney Spears
• TURNING GAY!

These symptoms are the most common signs of POP fever. Also known as "The POPs." Other symptoms may include: Fever, Vomiting, and endless "Froliking." An uncommon symptom for Blacks is coloring your skin white like Micheal Jackson.

If you want more information about this dreaded disease, please contact: 1-800-you-rgay

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