Lame Object: Chia Pet



Have any of you guys looked at those horrific commmercials about Chia Pets? It makes me sick! You see the old lady opening her Chia Pet Kit and "enjoys" planting seeds into her "new pet". After that, she puts her pet into a bowl and lets it sit for about a day. After a day of swimming, the Chia Pet is all slimy and ready for a long week of sitting there in the heat.

FINALLY! The seeds inside the clay pet sprout and grow on the pet. Now I don't know about you, but if I had plants growing on me, I would go insane! I would jump in a pool of hot cocoa and bath in it for a week, after the week of bathing, I would swim to Africa and watch the sunset. Then, I would go home and beat the tar out of whoever planted those seeds on me.

Well anyways, after the plants grow enough, the lady trims them and so on.

It isn't that great of a gift, I mean I would rather have socks or underwear then this gift.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! They also have Chia Heads which is a head and you plant the crap inside the head. Another Chia is Looney Tunes Chia Heads. All it is is A cartoon head such as Bugs Bunny, Tweety, Elmer Fud, Taz, and what not. You do the same thing as the Chia Head!

Okay, well if you are interested in this, this thing, you can go to the Home Page Of Chia Pets!.