This is a little dangerous right now, I have a project due in two days and here I am, writing another meaningless story to make you life happy!

Anyways, I'm sure you have/had a kid on your block that always had food on his face. No matter what he ate, he always had food on his face. I mean this food is like: Meatballs, cereal, hotdogs, tacos, and espessially burritos. It would always annoy the hell out of you and you would try not to hang-out with him during this period, which just so happens to be all day, everyday!

I would walk outside at eleven O'Clock in the morning, and there he is playing outside with TOMATO SAUCE ON HIS LEFT & RIGHT CHEEK! I would quickly run inside, lock the door, and wash my face just in case!

I did confront him about it once. He denied having anything on his face. How the hell does he know? I would also make it unnoticeable about the hint I'm trying to say. On Friday I said: "Hey man, did you have tacos today?" And to my surprise he would say no, he had it on monday!

Now here it is, he is having his face look like that for a WEEK! My god I couldn't stand it any longer, I locked my door, boarded my windows, unplugged my phone and made sure that I couldn't reach outside, nor could the outside reach me.

To this day I am still locked inside, not knowing if it is raining, hailing, or if aliens have taken over the planet. I only write stuff for a site and getting a response from the outside. So that is the only outside contact I have!