Hairy Potter!



I was ripped off! They renamed me and made me sound and look like a panzy! I hate that mother f****n' Harry Potter boy!

Sorry about that. I just get mad about that asshole! Well I must say hi first, I'm Hairy Potter. The first Hairy Potter. But I must say, the new Harry Potter is nothing like me. I love to get high. And my pits have more hair then King Kong has on his back! So I guess my name does describe me.

But I must say how angry I get when I think about how much money that bastard is making. I mean this mofo is making millions.

And you know what?

I could have had that money and wasted it all on getting high!

See my way of thinking is this: You have my same full name, you die!

I can't wait 'till that faggot gets older, he is going to be "Ugly Potter" and I will be "Cool Potter" once again! YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Well I gotta go, thanks for listening to my complaints. Oh yeah and one thing:

Don't You Dare Contribute To Him By Seeing His Movie!




The word:Faggot in this "article" was not ment to offend anybody reading this or repeating this. This word was just to identify him in a different way.

NOTE: No Potters were harmed in the making of this "article".