Once upon a school year, there was a kid I sat next to in my Electronics Technology class. He was by far the weirdest person I knew. He enjoyed computers, A LOT! Maybe a little too much.

Anyways, He would always say how his country had this and that. HE WOULD COMPARE HIS COUNTRY WITH AMERICA! You can't compare any country with America because America is proven to be the best country. You know why? Becasue we've got the BOMBS. You got that?

I'm pretty sure you're wondering what he compared us with. Well for one, he would say that his country doesn't have STD's. He was also bragging about how his country had free porn. Now who really cares about that??

I was told that he was an atheist and therefore beleived in no superior god. I was thinking about pissing him off and discussed his wonderful religion. The only problem of the outcome is that we spoke about it for five minutes. He then said "This is a four hour disscussion and we have no time for this." I agreed and felt victorius.

I can't stand watching movies with him either. In class he will try and talk very technical about the whole movie. It really pisses me off. just shut-up and watch the god damn movie. But if I say that, he will start saying stuff about god. Really crappy and meaningless. That is why not many people like him.