Hello. I am here to discuss something to you all: My Daddy Has Boobies! I don't know how he got them, it just started to appear. My daddy's boobies are bigger then my mommy's! My mommy is always making fun of him and getting jealous of him. I think my mommy and daddy switched bodies. Except for the legs, because my mommy always had hairy legs and my daddy always was bare.

And the people they hang out with is so weird! My daddy hangs out with other ladies and my mommy hangs out with my stove. All she does is cook, cry and make fun of my daddy's boobies. You have no idea how screwed up my family is!

I have a request. Donate some money, about $3,500 per each person in your house and send it to my house. The adress is: 543 HoBo st. 8756 London, England. I hope you send me this money. You can help me and my family. Thank you!

-Jonny hurry