I WRIET FOR TISH SIET NOW AND I MUST SAY IT SI VERY GAY OR AESOME I DO NOT NO BECUZ I HAEV JSUT STARTDE. ANYWYSA I WANT TO TAKL ABOTU TEH NEW VIDEO GAEM SISTM TEH GAEMCUEB WICH SI VERY SHITTY BECUZ IT SI A PURPLE CUB AND I SADI WTF SI THAT AND M DAD CALD ME A FAGORT FOR LOOKING AT TEH SYTEM AND TEHN HE SADI YUO NEEDS A REL MANS ENTERATNMENT AND BOT ME TEH PALAYBOY MAGAZINE AND I SADI THIS SI BETTAR THAN TEH GAEMCUEB.

WHY YUO SHULD NOT BUY TEH GAEMCUEB


TEH FIRST REASON YUO SHULD NOT BUY TEH GAEM CUBE SI BECUZ TEH GARPHICS AER SUXXORING. I WENT TO TEH OFFICIAL NONTENDO WEBSIET AND FOUND THESE PICSHURES WHIC AER MAKING IT VERY SUXXORING!!11!





AS YUO AER SEEING TEH GAEMCUEB AER MAKING POOR GRAFICS, UNLIKE TEH COMPUTAR WICH SI ALWAYS MAKING GOOD GARPHICS LIEK MY WEBPAEG. YUO AER READING THIS PAEG AND YUO SHOULD NOT LEVE YET BECUZ WE AER JSUT GETNG STARTED!1!1!122@

NOW YUO MAY ASK ME WHY I HAET TEH GAEMCUBE, BECUZ YUO AER A FAGORT. TEH GAEMCUEB HAS VERY LITEL ORIGNALTY OF TEH INTARNET WHERE YUO CNA FIND WEBSIETS LIEK HTTP://WWW.TASTEYUOLOVE.COM FOR TEH I CNAT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER HOEMPAEG WHICH I VISIT FREQUENTLY.

ALSO TEH GAEMCUBE SI OWNED BY TAHT COPAMNY TAHT MAEKS LINUX, BALINK 182, IF I RECAL COR, CERREC, RIGHT. AND TEHY AER VERY BAD AND YUO SHULD NOT LIEK THEM. I WENT TO TEH BALINK 182 CONCR AND TEH MAIN SNIGER SAW ME AND WAS ALL LIEK WTF TAHT GUY SI GETTNGI ALL TEH GORILZ AND HE TRIED TO KIXXOR MY ASS BUT I ROXXORED HIM LIEK I DO IN TEH GAEM OF QUAEK III.

FINALY, TEH GAEMCUEB SI SMALL AND MY FEIRND LOST HSI AFTER HE GOT DURNK AND THWERE UP ON HIS MOMS BAD AND I LAFD BECUZ HE GOT GROUNDED. TEH GAEMCUBE NEDS TO BE BIGGER LIEK TEH XBOX AS SHWON IN TEH PICKSHURE HERE:


WELL, THAT SI TEH ARTICUL ABUOT WHY YUO SHULD NOT BUY TEH PALAYSTATION 2, I THINK. I FORGETZ BECUZ MY MOM SADI I HAD TO GO PIKC UP MY LITAL SISTRE, BUT I JSUT TOK HER TO PUBLIX AND LEFT HER IN TEH PRODUC ILE. YUO CNA HAEV HER BECUZ SHE HAS TEH CRAPY GAEMS ON TEH COPMUTAR LIEK BARBIE SECRT AGENT WHERE BARBIE SI A SECRUT AGENT, AND IT SI VERY GAY BECUZ IT IS LIEK METUL GEER SOLID.

YUO AER A FAGORT FOR READING THIS BECUZ YUO LIEK MAN PENIS OR NOT