Now if there are three types of people I can't stand its hippies, vegetarians, and war protesters. The one that has been most abundant lately are the war protesters. I never understood why people want to protest war. War kicks ass. Is there a problem War hasn't solved? No. War and violence solves all problems. Let me show you;
Problem: Slavery
Solution: Civil War
Problem: Archduke Ferdinand is assassinated and all hell breaks loose.
Solution: World War I
Problem: Gay Hitler
Solution: World War II
I know I left out the Vietnam War, and you think it's the exception to my point. Well, the reason no problem was solved in the Vietnam War was due to war protesters. Yes, if it wasn't for people bitching about the War and running off to Canada instead of picking up guns, then we would have solved the problem. I've now started a protest of my own. I'm now protesting all the protesters. So, the next time you see a protester, beat them down with their own picket screaming, "War kicks ass!"
For more information on why war kicks ass click here. to the Best Page in The Universe.
Now, everything above what you're reading was my original post, but I had just heard about something that happened awhile ago. You see on December 10, 2002 a letter was sent to President Bush signed by over a hundred celebrities entitled, ‘Keep America Safe; Win Without War.’ Wow, that has to be the biggest oxymoron I've ever heard. "Win Without War," what kind of bullshit is that. So here in alphabetical order are the celebrities who signed the letter.
Gillian Anderson
Man that's a lot of bitches. When are celebrities going to learn that just because you're famous doesn't mean you know shit about politics? So, it looks like the real-Americans have to take up arms and rise up against are celebrities. Please, if you see any celebrities on this list take aim and fire.
Edward Asner
René Auberjonois
Amy Aquino
Jordan Baker
David Bale
Kim Basinger
Ed Begley, Jr.
Theo Bikel
Barbara Bosson
Jackson Browne
Peter Buck (REM)
Diahann Carroll
Eugene J. Carroll, Jr. (Rear Adm. U.S. Navy (Ret.)
Kathleen Chalfant
Don Cheadle
Jill Clayburgh
David Clennon
Jack Coleman
Peter Coyote
Peter Crombie
Lindsay Crouse
Suzanne Cryer
Matt Damon
Dana Daurey
Ambassador Jonathan Dean (U.S. Rep. to NATO-Warsaw Pact)
Vincent D’Onofrio
David Duchovny
Olympia Dukakis
Charles S. Dutton
Hector Elizondo
Cary Elwes
Shelley Fabares
Mike Farrell
Mia Farrow
Laurence Fishburne
Sean Patrick Flanery
Bonnie Franklin
John Fugelsang
Janeane Garofalo
Larry Gelbart
Melissa Gilbert
Danny Glover
Elliott Gould
Samaria Graham
Robert Greenwald
Robert Guillaume
Paul Haggis
Robert David Hall
Ethan Hawke
Marg Helgenberger
Ken Howard
Helen Hunt
Anjelica Huston
LaTanya Richardson Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Jane Kaczmarek
Melina Kanakaredes
Casey Kasem
Mimi Kennedy
Kevin Kilner
Jessica Lange
Téa Leoni
Donald Logue
Wendie Malick
Camryn Manheim
Marsha Mason
Richard Masur
Dave Mathews
Kent McCord
Mary McDonnell
Robert Duncan McNeill
Mike Mills (REM)
Janel Moloney
Esai Morales
Ed O’Neill
Chris Noth
Peter Onorati
Alexandra Paul
Ambassador Edward Peck (former U.S. Ambassador to Iraq)
Seth Peterson
CCH Pounder
David Rabe
Alan Rachins
Bonnie Raitt
Carl Reiner
Tim Robbins
Eric Roberts
Steve Robinson, Sgt., U.S. Army (Ret.) (National. Gulf War Resource Center)
Mitch Ryan
Susan Sarandon
Tony Shalhoub
Jack Shanahan, Vice Adm. U.S.N. (Ret.)
William Schallert
Martin Sheen
Armin Shimerman
Gloria Steinem
Marcia Strassman
Michael Stipe (REM)
Susan Sullivan
Loretta Swit
Studs Terkel
Lily Tomlin
Blair Underwood
Dennis Weaver
Bradley Whitford
James Whitmore
James Whitmore, Jr.
Alfre Woodard
Noah Wyle
Peter Yarrow
Howard Zinn