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E v i l B u r g e r

"Getting plagiarized since 1997!"

News (Noo-zzh) 07/24/03:Yeah yeah hi and all that. I've converted my page to the FrontPage format, and therefore the website will be sexier beyond recognition from now on. All pages are

News (Noo-zzh) 07/24/03: Hey hey ladies and gentlemen!! I've decided that the reason people don't come to my site is rather long and unexciting name. So, I've moved to a new host. I will keep this website up for no apparent reason, but I expect you change your ways and go to www.techiehost.com/evilburger if you actually want to see anything. This website will not be updated. The new website will have much more content, because quite frankly, its more fun to screw around. By the way, I spell checked the whole fucking website for you. Enjoy.

News (Noo-zzh) 06/27/03: Well well well, if it isn't YOU. Yes, it is a suprise to see you back here. Lets get down to buisness, shall we? Very well. Recently, I have gotton an extrodinary amount of requests to make my anti-social squad comics, which I must remind you, ARE PURELY INSIDE JOKES. If you have no idea what the anti-social squad is about, DON'T READ IT. If it doesn't seem very funny to you, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE READING ABOUT. Anyways, yes, I have been getting a demand for anti-social comics. Currently, I am working on number six which SHOULD lessen demands. Over the summer I will make ONE, not two, not three, ONE special edition anti social comic. I swear to god, if one of you even suggests I make another, you will experience me when I am angrey. Try to suck in all this information as I make my next point. Follow me so far? Good. My next point is that I will NOT be accepting any demands from people who wish to have parts in my comic. You are eliminating the purpose, smartasses. Maybe you should have considered being my best friend BEFORE I made a highy known comic (known in multiple states). By the way, new game review is up. ***REMINDER***: THE ANTI-SOCIAL SQUAD IS A BUNCH OF MOTHER FUCKING INSIDE JOKES YOU COCK SMOKERS.

News (Noo-zzh) 05/17/03: In case you haven't noticed, we have a few new friends up in the links section. I decided that since my site is going through some changes (much like the teens I have to put up with all day) I would add in a few more gimics to reel people in. Lets give a warm welcome to the comics and the polls sections. Hooray for changes! Hooray for Evilburger! Hooray for Hitler! Wait, that might piss off one of my readers...

News (Noo-zzh) 05/13/03: Well kids, it seems I don't have the kind of space to put up a SINGLE SONG, so the music section will have to go down. Sorry, I'll find something to take it's place... something...

News (Noo-zzh) 05/01/03: In case you havn't noticed, absolutely NOBODY has visited my website. So, I had to think to myself what attracts people into websites. My inital idea was free porn, but I only get 20kbs of space on this damnable thing. So, I then concluded that the one thing that brings people like ME into non-porno websites are those cool effects people add to their websites. You know, like those buttons that look like bubbles and whenever you press it the bubble thing looks cool... OH! and I also need GIFS just about eveywhere on my website. To add the icing on the cake, I could add on of those things that follow your curser around. Everytime I see one I SWEAR I won't mess around with it just to show I'm better than it. Do I ever win? No. So, all those things and a couple more sections on the page will definitly reel in the customers. A new front page wouldn't hurt, either.

"I GIVE IT 2 THUMBS UP AND 8 TOES UP, THE OTHER 2 TOES ARE BROKEN" - Ron

"I did not have sex with that woman!" - Clinton

"Better than that other website!" -New York Times

"The New Roman Empire approves this website."- Emperor Maximus Comnenus

Note: I don't care if this webpage is highly offensive. In fact, I dont give a damn about what any of you have to say. Then again, I would apreciate SOME GOD DAMN HATE MAIL RIGHT ABOUT NOW. What the hell are you people thinking? You're to good to write e-mails, hotshot? I'm suprised only David and Ron have the decentcy (no spelling error) to give me a piece of their time. For shame... For shame.

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