tAdventure at Denny's
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Links	It was a hot summer day, and Tom, Gavin Keenan, me, and others were enjoying a fancy meal at Denny's in North Olmsted. We were talking about how we were going to find Spookman Witherspoon, which is another story in and of itself. During the telling of this story, we were all giggling. This man and his ladyfriend, who was wearing a wifebeater and no bra, were looking at us awkwardly, and asking if we were high. My eyes were slightly red, and I was giggling, but i guarantee you that I did not smoke a doobie that night. They weren't believing that, which is fine, because I am oftentimes accused of being high when I am not. So Gavin was talking about how Spookman is not a crazy man living in the woods who attemtped to shoot him with a shotgun, but rather just Todd Ratica dressed in camoflage and baseball eye paint toting a nerf gun. So we laughed, we cried, we ate our food, and the check came. The guy ordered me to give him the check. I agreed, thinking he would rip it up, which would have been funny. But, rather, he said, "I'll take care of this." Mind you, our check was around 55 dollars, so this was a pretty big deal. He paid for the bill and our tip, and we thanked him. Then, someone noticed his toenails were painted, and asked him why. He said that the ladies love it. He also said, "I shave my ass, so that when I wipe it only takes one wipe." Along with that he made a hand motion and sound We dont know who this man is, but he did ask us if we liked fear factor, so maybe he was affilitated with that. I am going to stress that I was not smoking pot, and this story really happened..