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>>Eddie: OMG ALIENS HAVE MADE A TIME MECHINE THAT GOES FOWARD IN TIME AT A RATE OF ONE SECOND PER SECOND
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Eddie: the world is coming to a end
Kitty: how do you know???
Eddie: i know...i know
Kitty: are they your friends
Eddie: no
Eddie: i've seen this time thingy
Kitty: where???
Eddie: with the.....shhhhhh don't tell any one...i've seen them with the...PINK ELEPHANTS
Eddie: they are on it also
Kitty: pink elephants?
Eddie: yes
Kitty: shut up
Eddie: they own france
Kitty: i saw one last night
Eddie: noooo
Kitty: yes
Eddie: no way
Kitty: yes
Eddie: i saw one in my pants yesterday
Kitty: omg
Kitty: i saw one in my friends pants last night
Eddie: it said hi and then i wet pants
Eddie: that wasn't a elephant in your friends pants
Kitty: you see maybe the guy are only aliens
Kitty: oh yeah it was a thingy
Kitty: lol
Eddie: yeah
Eddie: one i found talked to me
Kitty: really
Eddie: and then called the cops on me...
Kitty: why
Eddie: then some big black guy came up to me and yell "this guy is my bitch!"
Kitty: lol
Eddie: then i answered back with a back hand then i started to kick and scream like all
girls do and then the aliens saved me and then gave me one of those probe thingys
Kitty: in your ass
Eddie: i replyed with a pimp slap and stole their mechine which i have told you about
Eddie: it was weird...i kept hearing that fanta song
Kitty: its a conspiracy
Kitty: lol
Eddie: then when i got back i found a book on the floor of my life
Eddie: turns out i was really raised by a pack of
Eddie: lesbians
Kitty: omg
Eddie: you too?
Kitty: no
Kitty: what else did it tell u about ur life
Eddie: ever since that probe thingy i have a special ability to cloak when i burp
Kitty: cloak???
Eddie: yes cloak
Kitty: oh
Eddie: then my shoe fell off which got me here
Eddie: talking to you
Kitty: wow
Eddie: this world is so confusing where lil humans pop out of other humans with 2 bumps on them
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