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Molerat B: “The Naked Molerats will rule!”
Later on…
Koenma: “Haha, we’re sending you to Molerat Island!”
One moment please
Hiei: “Move you fools! I can’t see!!”
Yusuke: “Yeah, yeah it’s called Molerat Island, okay? Stop trying to be ‘fancy’. Why are you living here?”
Ex-Serpiant: “Well, lucky for you I can’t remember half of the story, so let’s all just go to my Naked Molerat Castle!” ^.^
Blink, blink
Later on
Par-tay
Kurama: “Hiei, he kicked me off the couch!”
Hiei: “Nobody likes a tattle-tale, Kurama. Keiko get off the table, honey, GET OFF THE GOD DAMN TABLE!!”
Yukina: “Just cause you’re dressed like a middle aged man, doesn’t mean you’re everyone’s Daddy, Hiei.”
One moment please
Botan: “Look! I found Ex-Serpiant’s stash, man.”
Announcer Chick We Forgot The Name Of: “Margar-r-ritas!”
Hiei: “What?!”
Keiko: “I have the biggest joint I’ve ever seen!”
Kurama: “Somehow I find this all very depressing.”
Koenma: “Hey, there’s the butler! Come on Jeevles, join us!”
Hiei: “♫We’ve got martinis♫!”
Manly Gasp
♫Can’t touch this…♫
Hiei: “Shut up. Relax and you’ll feel better.”
Kuwabara: “Let’s all go to those hot springs.”
Yususke: “Kay.”
Hiei: “…”
Yusuke : “Then get out of the water you insane demon, as for me, I’m number one and I’m goin’ in!”
Kuwabara: “You’re crazy, Kurama!”
Kuwabara: “You go this way, I’ll go home!”
Hiei: “I swear to God, if Kurama comes near me, he better be wearing something, or I’ll kill him!”
Yusuke: “Oh well. I’m sure he’ll be fine. Let’s go find Tarzan.”
Several MOmnets Later…
MEANWHILE…
“It’s ‘Judgment Day’ for you, Mole Rats.”
“I’m a ‘Peace lovin Man’, but it’s back to the ‘Hole in the Sky’ for you!”
♫ “Good morning starshine
You lead us along
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song…” ♫
♫ “Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba…”♫
♫ “Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba naba…” ♫
♫ “Early morning singing song
Singing a song
Humming a song
Singing a song…” ♫
gay no way pic
♫ “Loving a song
Laughing a song
Singing a song
Sing the song
Song song song sing
Sing sing sing sing song” ♫
India: “Heh heh, Bye!”
Inuyasha and Mel's(under construction)
Molerat A: “Finally the portal to Earth has opened! We shall take over the world!”
Guy: “The Naked Molerats have arrived!”
Botan: “Yusuke, we’ve detected some unusual portal activity in the south Pacific. We want you to go and see what’s going on.”
Yusuke: “MOLERAT ISLAND?! Sounds spooky…”
Yusuke: “I’m going to Molerat Island, and you’re all going too.”
Kuwabara: “YES! Wait, NO!”
Yusuke:
“There it is!” 
Yusuke: “Let’s go get those dam* Molerats!!”
Geeky guy interrupting: “Well, here I am the editor. The F.C.C. isn’t going to like this. Today’s television and radio programming should be kid friendly and lacking any true entertainment value. Because of spineless parents who can’t learn to turn off the television, we all must give up our freedom to hear or see what we want and think is funny. As you can see the F.C.C. is truly an American institution, because freedom isn’t American. Please change the language.”
India: “Fine, we’ll change it.”
Sarah: “I’ve got an idea!”
Yusuke: “Come on guys let’s frolic in the jungle!”
India: “That’s just gay!”
Sarah: “I know…” hee hee
Yusuke: “It is gay! I don’t frolic!”
Sarah: “Now ya do! Problem solved!”
India: …
Hiei: “Look I found a jungle path!”
Kurama: “Where is everyone else?”
Yusuke: “Yeah, where are they?”
India: “Yeah, about that…we ran out of pictures.”
Sarah: “We’ll use these instead!”
Yusuke: “LOOK! Ha ha! Kuwabara is tiny!”
Kuwabara: “Well, at least Hiei’s height hasn’t changed…”
Hiei: “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!”
Keiko: “No, look. You can fit in a handbag. Awww, it’s sooo cute!”
Hiei: “CAN NOT!”
Kuwabara: “Who’s that?”
Mysterious Guy Sitting in Jungle: “Welcome to my home, The Isle of the Naked Molerats.”
Mysterious Guy Sitting in Jungle: “It all started long ago when…”
Yusuke: “Not interested!”
Kurama: “Get back here now, stop being rude.”
Yusuke: “Yes, Mother, I mean, Kurama. Man, I don’t wanna listen!”
Mysterious Guy Sitting in Jungle: “There’s my castle, which I am king of, for I am, owning the castle, Lord Ex-Serpiant!”
Butler: “Hello, sirs.”
Ex-Serpiant: “Jeevles, show them to their rooms.”
Butler: “Oh, yeah…Jeevles , show them to their rooms; Jeevles, do my laundry; Jeevles, take out the garbage; Jeevles, clip my toe nails; Jeevles, eat the toe nail clippings. Can’t Jeevles just do what he wants once in a while!? “
Ex-Serpiant: “Yes, in your free time.”
All: … Jeevles: “Sorry, I needed to vent.”
Yusuke: “I’m taking up all the couch!...Get off the table freak!”
India: “Did ya get the thing about the table? Just like the shed. Did ya get, huh, huh, huh? Oh, ya got it.”
Sarah: “You know, from Saturday Night Live?”
Juri: “PARTY!!!”
Botan: “Hey guys, sorry I’m late.”
Announcer Chick We Forgot The Name Of: “I’ve got karaoke!!”
Editor: “Look, guys. She can’t be smoking a cigarette. F.C.C. says NO SMOKING CIGARETTES.”
Sarah: “We’ll change it.”
Juri: “BEER! I’VE GOT BEER!!”
Botan: “Look what I’ve got and you’re just a stupid under age kid, so you can’t have any! HA!”
Kuwabara: “So, you got into the mini bar, Hiei?”
Yusuke and Botan: “WE’RE DRUNK!” Jeevles: “Hey, that sounds like—“ Editor: “No absolutely NOT! I’m going to have to insist this be edited!”
India: “We could change it.”
Sarah: “Yes. To something…better!”
Editor: “Never mind, just get it done quick… I’ll just have to fine you.”
Sarah: “FINE US?! What da ya mean? Fine, here’s a crappy quick fix!”
India: “It better be good, I don’t want to lose any money!”
Jeevles: “No, I won’t join you. Good kids don’t do drugs or drink, they just say ‘No!’”
Editor: “Hmm… Cheap, corny, a little overdone, but the FCC likes it, good work.”
Hiei: “Why are you girls here all of a sudden anyways?”
Yukina: “We’re here so you guys don’t seem, ya know…gay”
Yusuke: “WHAT DO YA MEAN GAY?!!!!”
Yukina: “Never mind, just get on with it.”
Ex-Serpiant: “So, why have you come to my Isle of the Naked Molerat?”
Kurama: “We were told that there was suspicious activity on this island.”
Ex-Serpiant: “Suspicious activity, what kind exactly?”
Yusuke: “Portal kind. So, do you know what is causing it?”
Ex-Serpiant: “Well, do you know why you’re wearing Hammer pants? Sorry, no, I don’t know what’s causing it. Come to think of it, there actually was some suspicious activity in my hot springs a few days ago, though.”
Botan: “Right, um, hot springs, you said? I’m afraid us girls will have to investigate this. It’s much too dangerous for the guys.”
♫It’s Hammer time♫
Kurama: “I partied too hard… tummy hurts.”
Kuwabara: “That’s the Hot Spring?”
Yusuke: “Let’s look around.”
Kurama: “My skin is itching!...The water…Something is in the water! DON’T GO INTO THE WATER!!”
Kurama: “Transformation! It has come, the Moleratification!! AH!”
Yusuke: “We should probably go get him…”
Yusuke: “♫I ran …*mumble*… sha la la…ran! ♫”
Kuwabara: “AHHH!!!”
Hiei: “Kuwabara fell over a cliff.”
Hiei: “I found Kurama! …oh, yuck… Can’t he put some pants on?”
Kurama: “MOLERATS!! MOLERATS!!! The water will turn us to MOLERATS, it’s eating my flesh!!!”
Hiei: “Let’s just get back to the castle!”
Molerats: “Shriek, squeak!
Chatter!”
Ex-Serpiant: “Be quiet, my Naked Molerat brethren. Our plan goes accordingly, the red headed freak proved that! We will make the Isle of the Naked Molerats known as the best vacation spot ever! Then, people will visit the hot springs where your portal opened and be transformed, or as we say, moleratified! The Naked Molerats will rule the world!”
Yusuke: “*GASP*”
Kurama: “I told you there was something wrong with the water! You heard the Naked Molerats!”
Hiei: “We heard their plan, but we can keep them from carrying it out. Now, go put some clothes on, Kurama, and then we’ll go battle all of them.”
Yusuke: “Stop right there Ex-Serpiant!!!”
Ex-Serpiant: “Hmph! You are not Moleratified. A mere trifle, for you will not be able to keep us from unfurling our evil-sinister plot of doom!”
Ex-Serpiant: “Know the power of the Molerat!!”
Ex-Serpiant: “AHHH!!”
Ex-Serpiant: “MWAHAHAHAH!!You will die!!”
Hiei: “After I fell into that bush while scaling the castle wall, this should be a breeze.”
Hiei: “Taste my steel and die Molerat!!!”
Ex-Serpiant: “Fool!”
Hiei: “Errr!”
Hiei: I’m injured…this enemy is strong.”
Kurama: “I will stop him.”
Kurama: “I’ll transform!”
Youko: “You will die now…”
Ex-Serpiant: “You can not defeat me, the Leader of the Naked Mole Rats!!”
Youko: “His energy is coming straight at me! I can’t avoid it!!”
Kurama: “I’ve changed back. He’s a formidable opponent!”
Yusuke: “No one beats the crap out of the midget and the girly freak, except me!! You die now!”
Yusuke: “WHY DIDN’T IT WORK?!!! Everything I do is supposed to save the day!!”
Yusuke: “What do we do now?”
Kuwabara: “Hey guys, I’m back. Luckily I fell into a party yacht on the way down the cliff. They agreed to help us out.”
Kuwabara: “Alright guys, hit it!”
Screamin guitar rift
Yusuke: “In case you don’t know who it is…”
Screamin guitar rift
White Snake Band Dudes: “We’ll take care of your rodent problem ‘Slow an’ Easy’.”
Singer: “Here I go again…”
Inuyasha: “That’s one of my favorites!”
Singer: “Oh, god! One of our songs couldn’t save the day. We’ll use this instead…”
Singer: ♫ “Good morning starshine
The earth says hello
You twinkle above us
We twinkle below…”♫
♫ “Good morning starshine, you lead us along
My love and me as we sing. Our early morning singing song. Gliddy glub gloopy Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla Nooby abba naba
Early morning singing song…” ♫
♫ “Good morning starshine
The earth says hello
You twinkle above us
We twinkle below…”♫
Hiei: “Some how, I can’t resist the urge…to…DANCE!”
Kurama: “It feels so wrong, yet so right!”
Kuwabara: “Shake your groove thing, Kurama! Show the world you can dance!” Yusuke: “What the hell?!...You guys are so gay!”
Yusuke: “You danced without me?!”
Ex-Serpiant: “NOOOOO! Anything but “Good Morning Starshine”! I thought I took care of those Oliver guys!”
BOOM!! 
Kuwabara: “I’m glad that’s over!”
Yusuke: “It really is a good vacation spot.”
Sarah and India: “The End!”
Hiei: “What about our pay checks?”
Sarah: “Um…About that…”
