reasons why I would be a good mom (when the time is right and all that blah blah)
I know how to fill the slurpee so that it is completely crammed and cannot be filled anymore.
Disney movies...okay, all kid movies... i have no problem taking them...
Muddy clothes, grass stains, dirt... it don't bother me.
I'm just as loud and annoying as they are.
Pigtails...enough said.
I brake for children. I don't hit them on purpose.