*pic by the girls*
Rick: What's up honey bunches of oats?
Amy: I dunno. St. Xav's seems like a school where you go to learn.
Amy: Hey, whatever tries!
Steph [while pointing]: He's got buttsweat.
[a b-ball player has one of those face masks]
Tina: What happened to that guys face?
Steph: He probably broke his nose. It's for pro-
Tina [interrupts]: It's UGGLLLYYY!!!
"Sx-U!!"
-St. Xav cheerleaders.
Steph: Bobby fisher?? where is he??
Bridget: I dunno I dunno...
[After Sam gets food from McD's]
Amy: Ohmigawd! You finished that thing.
Sam: No, I just finished that cheseburger. I'm hungry.
Amy: It's called chewing!!
[Bridget tells the gang about the 'test' they are supposed to have that day...]
Amy: How many questions?
Bridget: 50.
Amy: 50!!! I can't bullshit through 50 questions... I couldn't even do the 10. [smacks steph] Help me bullshit 50 questions.
Steph: I'm too busy trying to bullshit my own.
[5 minutes pass]
Nina: okay. I'm going to head to class and try to study some more. [takes her book and leaves...everyone else leaves to go to class as well.]
[in children's lit...amy flips the pages of the book]
Amy: you've got to be kidding. Did you see these? They are like 12 pages long!!
Bridget: damn.
Amy: [flips to the front] Kay. listen. [reads the bibliography of the poet...
Bridget: Amy! It's an April fools joke...
[after some swearing and laughter]
Amy: wait...Nina still thinks there's a test...
Bridget: [laughs]That's five people I tricked. hehe...
[while watching a simpson's wintery episode]
Amy: If I had a penis one of the first things I'd do is pee in the snow...
Rick: [laughs] Oh maannn....
Amy: Just think. An 'a' an 'm' a 'y'.
Rick: What do you do when you put 2 plus 2 together?
Amy: Multiplication?
Rick: Add. A-D-D.
Amy: [repeated line] Another Jessica Simpson moment brought to you by Amy G----.
Amy: Oh! there's boobs in this book!
Pedro: Dude, she's a dude?
Rick: Dude, is that a dude, dude?
Amy (talking about her workday where they got to wear jeans --this is a big event--): i was like "jeans" and they were like, "we know" and i was like "jeans!!" and they're like "yea! we know!" and then i was like "YEA JEANS!!" and they were like, "Go get some cubcondos"
"....and on the seventh day Rick said "Damn............I need a fucking rest"