El movie quote-o six-o....hey. i took french...
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Michael: we need to think of a way to fortify this place
Cj: You need to drink a tall glass of Shut The Fuck Up.
Michael: We have to get some food over there!
Steve: I know lets draw straws and the Loser runs across the Lot with a HAM sandwich
[his very last line]
CJ: Fucking figures!
CJ: Hey... I like this song.
Steve: Rosie O'Donnell! Tell him to shoot Rosie!
Steve: It's nice to see that you've all of you bonded though this disaster.
Kenneth: Is everyone there dead?
Steve: Dead-ish.
C.J.: What the fuck does that mean?
Steve: Well, dead in the sense that they fell down. Then they got back up. Then they started eating each other.
Anastasia
...i may have done this movie..eh.
Vladimir: She certainly has a mind of her own.
Dimitri: Yeah. I hate that in a woman.
Dowager Empress Marie: You were the boy, weren't you -- the servant boy who got us out? You saved her life and mine and you restored her to me. Yet you want no reward.
Dimitri: Not anymore.
Dowager Empress Marie: Why the change of mind?
Dimitri: It was more a change of heart. I must go.
Anya: Men are such babies.
Anastasia: Oh no, not me... nope! No... nobody ever told me I had to prove I was the grand duchess!
Dimitri: Look, I...
Anastasia: Show up, yes. Look nice, fine. But lie?
Anya: Do you really think I'm royalty?
Dimitri: You know I do!
Anya: Then stop bossing me around!
Anya: Years of dreams just can't be wrong!
Bartok: Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OUU-WA! And I'd kick her, sir.
Dowager Empress Marie: You'll stop at nothing, will you?
Dimitri: I'm probably about as stubborn as you are.
Sophie: It's a perfect ending.
Dowager Empress Marie: No. It's a perfect beginning.
Anastasia: Wha--? Hey! Why are you circling me? What were you, a vulture in another life?
Rasputin: Bartok! Get me a comb, find some cologne! I want to look my best!
Bartok: That might take some work, sir.
Bartok: Stress. It's a killer.
Bartok: Master! You're alive?
Rasputin: In a matter of speaking!
[Rasputin's eyeball pops out, Bartok catches it]
Bartok: Whoa, that fell right out there, sir!
Dimitri: [singing] Paris holds the key to her past. / Yes, Princess, I've found / you at last. / No more pretend, / You'll be gone, / That's the end...
Dimitri: What are you looking for?
Anastasia: The Russian Circus. I think it's still in here.
Daddy Day Care
Charlie Hinton: Hey man, how did it go in there?
Max: I missed.
Charlie Hinton: Missed, what does that mean?
Max: I missed.
Phil: [In the carrot suit] No one like broccoli!
Charlie Hinton: [In the broccoli suit] Ben like broccoli, don't you Ben?
Ben: Nope!
Charlie Hinton: Now look what you did, you turned my own sprout against me!
Charlie Hinton: Today we need some orginazation and planned activities.
Phil: No. We need Ritalin and leashes.
Pool hall junkies
Mike: What do you call a thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
Johnny Doyle: What?
Mike: Not enough sand.
Nick: Women... Can't even live with them anymore.
Johnny Doyle: BET TWENTY THOUSAND!
[The poolhall falls silent]
Johnny Doyle: Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfucker, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church... That's alright Chico, I don't blame you. I've been beatin' this Jimmy Walker lookin' motherfucker all god damn night, he can't win.
Chico: You'd better watch your mouth Johnny!
Johnny Doyle: You watch my mouth Chico! Cause you sure as hell don't wanna watch me play pool. Unless, of course, I'm blind folded and hand cuffed with a pool cue stickin' out of my ass. Or maybe you'd bet the twenty thousand then?
Chris: I am not gay!
Johnny: How about I tell you where I got your shoes. If I win, you give me a job. If I lose you can have my ring.
Merv: Deal. But you're never going to get that job, Johnny, and here's why. I bought these shoes on a cruise in international waters, so no matter what you say, you're wrong.
Johnny: But Merv, I didn't say I would tell you where you'd bought 'em, I said I'd tell you where you got 'em, and right now you get 'em on your feet.
Sailor moon
this is the edited/dubbed quotes section...
Lita: You've got to stop reading so many romance novels!
Mina: Look who's talking! You think the paperboy likes you just because he rides by your front door every morning!
Computer: Give me your password for voice-check.
Luna: "I love tuna fish and field mouse pudding."
Sailor Moon: I am Sailor Moon, the champion of justice. In the name of the moon, I will right wrong and triumph over evil... and that means you!
Sailor Moon: I am Sailor Moon! I stand for love. And I also stand for justice. And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!
Raye Heno: Mars Fire Ignite!
Melvin Marshall: Serena. Beautiful... but a shopaholic.
Molly Baker: I don't get it. My mother's sure acting strange.
Serena Campbell: Yeah! What'd she put in her coffee this morning?
Sammy: You know, Serena, I really think you'd be a great model...
Serena: Hmm?
Sammy: I know this place where they take tons of pictures. You fit in really well there. It's called the zoo!
Serena: [To Sammy] You're cruisin' for a bruisin'!
[About Serena's test score.]
Darien: A thirty?
[sarcastically] Admirable!
Serena: No!!
Darien: Are you stupid or just... incredibly lazy?
[While being chased by a jet]
Sailor Moon: How will I ever explain to my friends why I have tire tracks down my back?
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton
Richard Levy: Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time.
Pete Monash: Heaven is just a mouse click away.
Pete Monash: Guard your carnal treasure.
Pete Monash: Tad Hamilton is an actor. How do you know he's not acting with you?
Tad: Yeah, Pete told me if I ever hurt you; that he would tear me to pieces with his bare hands or with his vicious rhetoric.
Rosie: Pete told you if you hurt me, he would tear you to pieces with his bare hands or with his vicious rhetoric? That is so... adorable.
Cathy: [to Tad] I'll show you things you've only hear of in the drug store.
Rosalee: Yikes-a-bee
Pete: [to Tad] Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she's making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when... she's talking about her friends.
Rosie: You have five smiles Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someone's REALLY an idiot. One when you're singing to Barry White. One when you're getting all dressed up. And one when… you're looking at me.
Angelica: Well is it love, big love, or great love?
Pete: What?
Angelica: Well, love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love, well great love... never. So which one is it? [Pete just takes a big gulp out of his drink.]
Angelica: Oh my god, it's great love.
Pete: Yeah, that just great.
Angelica: Rosalee, when great love is rejected something in a man dies.
Pete: Rosie, there something I want to ask you...
[Tad walks in]
Pete: What is the worst thing that could happen to me right now?
Pete: Angelica?
[Angelica quickly comes running over]
Angelica: Yes, Pete what is it that you desire?
Pete: Um... we like another round of beers.
Angelica: Someday Pete, when I ask what you desire you will say: you Angelica, you.
Pete: Yeah, I think we just take the beers for now.
[Cathy and Rosie are laughing]
Angelica: Well you got to win her back.
Pete: Believe me I have tried everything.
Angelica: Well what did she say, when you told her you loved her?
Pete: Ok maybe not everything.
Angelica: How did she react, when you kissed her?
Pete: Ok, maybe only two things.
Rosie: Do you think it is possible to love someone your entire life and never realize it?
Rosie: What did you want to ask me?
Pete: Oh it was nothing, it was nothing really. No, wait a minute, I remember what I was going to say. (Pete kisses Rosie) Rosie, I'm in love with you.
How to deal:
Halley: And toys because I imagine star wars figurines must get pretty expensive.
Macon: I do not have any star wars figurines... well... not many. And I don't play with them... much
Macon: You're going to move closer to me so I can wrap my arms around your waist. And on the count of 3... 2... 1
[kisses]
Macon: You're a good kisser.
Halley: You tricked me. You Jedi Mind Tricked me.
Macon: So I guess you hate me.
Halley: I don't hate you, persay. I hate how your hair falls right in front of your face. I hate how you get really quiet when your serious.
[macon bites lower lip]
Halley: and I hate how you bite your lip when you get nervous.
Macon: So you hate the way I talk, walk, and look.
Halley: And I hate that Jedi Mind trick. I HATE that
Halley: Oh my god, no, no, no, I can not believe I didn't tell you this. The bimbo almost died of circulation. Her wedding veil took on a life of its own and rebelled, and she had to like claw her way out and you know that woman could claw mom. It was so sad it was like, near death by wedding veil. So tragic isn't it?
Macon: Your afraid to go out with me because you might actually like me?
Halley: No... but that's a good theory I guess if you want to protect your fragile male ego because you can't handle rejection.