not enough eh??
The ring
Dr. Scott: You don't want to hurt anybody, do you?
Samara Morgan: But I do... And I'm sorry: it won't stop.
Aidan Keller: What happened with the little girl?
Rachel Keller: It's over baby, I helped her.
Aidan Keller: What do you do that for?
Rachel Keller: What do you mean?
Aidan Keller: You weren't supposed to help her.
Noah: I wonder how long someone can survive down there....
Rachel Keller: ... 7 days...
Sugar and Spice
Lisa Janusch: ...he was a bar of chocolate and the whole school was on the rag -- everybody wanted a piece.
Kansas: My best friend got pregnant.
Mrs. Hill: Woohoo, before you?
Kansas: Yeah that's what i said too.
Kansas: Yeah? Well, how would you like me to introduce my foot into your ass!
Loser
Adam: You gotta help me. Lisa is all primed but her helpful friend, fat Rita, will take her home unless she gets some action too.
Noah: OK, first of all, I'm way too wasted to be operating heavy machinery. And second of all, I got this spinner all G-ed out. She's liquid.
Adam: Leave her on the back burner. Take one for the team.
Paul Tannek: What was that?
Dora Diamond: A kiss.
Paul Tannek: You call that a kiss?
Dora Diamond: I love self-loathing complaint rock you can dance to.
Dora Diamond: Do you have a girlfriend?
Paul Tannek: Ex-girlfriend. She lost weight, so she's dating a lot more now.
Head over heels I luv this movie!!!!
Candi: If they get married, I'll do the shower.
Jade: I'll do the pictures.
Roxana: I do groomsmen.
Amanda: I searched his apartment and i know him... intimately.
Roxana: Honey, you left the blinds open. We all know him intimatley.
Amanda: He's got some fatal flaw.
Candi: How do you know that?
Amanda: I'm attracted to him.
Amanda: Why are you talking your therapist about me?
Jade: She says I talk too much about myself.
Roxana: Hey Amanda? If you find a 20 dollar bill on the floor of someone else's apartment is it the same as if you find it in the street?
Amanda: No.
Roxana: Then I haven't found anything.
Candi: No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules.
Roxana: Ew!
Jade: No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?
Holly: How much room do you need to sleep? But shoes, they need their space.
Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: (Referring to Amanda's weak-kneed collapse after seeing him) Maybe you should have those checked.
Divine secrets of ya ya sisterhood ~this is sam's life...no joke...when she gets older~
Connor: You are much more normal than you have any right to be.
Caro: The only disease that can survive in our bloodstreams is alcoholism.
[After getting off the phone with her mother, who slams the phone and screams on the other line, Siddalee does the same thing]
Sidda: I am SICK AND TIRED OF HER TANTRUMS!!
Vivi: Yes?
Connor: I don't know if you really ruined Sidda's life or not, but I do know right now that you're ruining mine! And your phone etiquette sucks!
SHREK!!!
Donkey: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Donkey: Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS!
Shrek: Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends.
The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest.
Donkey: Whoa! Look at that! Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek: That would be my home.
Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
Donkey: This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles!
[The seven dwarves have placed Snow White in the table]
Shrek: Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table!.
Gingerbread Man: Alright! I'll tell you. Do you know...the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man--
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?!?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
Shrek: Donkey, two things okay? Shut.....up!
Donkey: Don't mess wit' me! I'm the Stair Master! I've Mastered the Stairs! I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it!
Donkey: Hi, princess!
Princess Fiona: It talks!
Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
Puppets at the Information Center: [Singing] Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect town Here we have some rules Let us lay them down Don't make waves Stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes Wipe your......................FACE! Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a perfect...place!
Donkey: Wow! Let's do that again!
Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.
[Donkey keeps humming]
Shrek: Alright, you're going the right way for a smack bottom.
Princess Fiona: Wait. Where are you going?
Shrek: [Referring to Donkey] Well, I have to save my ass.
Princess Fiona: [shocked] What kind of a knight are you?
[Donkey thinks he's dying]
The Donkey: Oh man! I can't feel my toes.
[Looks down and yelps]
The Donkey: I don't have any toes!
[Sits down]
The Donkey: I think I need a hug.
Cruel intentions such a good movie!!
Sebastian: You preach about waiting for love. Well, here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So that makes you a hypocrite.
Sebastian: Why can't we be together?
Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you.
Cecile Caldwell: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.
Kathryn: She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass and an uncharted pootie. Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Van Wilder
Van Wilder: Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
Van Wilder: Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Van Wilder: Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.
Dr. Dolittle
Dr. John Dolittle: You know how to do CPR?
Rat #2: CPR? I can't even spell it!
Dr. John Dolittle: Hey, give me a break. I saved your life.
Rat #1: That's yesterday's news. Take a hike. You want gratitude? Get a hamster!
Lucky: A little girl once called me "Please mommy, not him."
Lady: He's deaf.
Lady's Dog: I'm not deaf. I just can't stand listening to her.
German Shepherd: No! Don't fix me! DON'T fix me! I'll Never look at another female ever, I swear! Just don't take my manhood, man! Anything but my ma...Yo baby wassup you lookin' pretty sweet there sugar.
Zoolander
Mugatu: They're break-dance fighting.
Protestor: Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too!
VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel?
Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.
[Unveiling a building model]
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants?! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
Maid in Manhattan
Marisa: I came here tonight to tell you this can't continue from this.
Christopher: Then you should have worn another dress.
Ty: Mom, I hate to break it too you. But I don't think he after your money.
Marisa: I can't believe you just said that.
Harry potter and the chamber of secrets
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!
Mrs. Weasley: You'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley!
Draco Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry: [disguised as Goyle] Uhh.. Reading.
Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.
Lockhart: AMAZING! This is just like magic!
Ron: Follow the spiders. Follow the spiders. If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!
Mrs. Weasley: Your sons drove that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.
Arthur Weasley: [To the boys] Did you really? How did it go?
[Mrs. Weasley hits him]
I mean, that was very wrong indeed boys. Very wrong of you.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent! And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.
Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
Mrs. Weasley: Yes dear, it was on the cat.
Bend it like Beckham!!!!
Joe: Where do you normally play?
Jess: In the park.
Joe: No... I meant what position?
Paula: Just remember there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fellow!
Jess: Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?
[about Jesminder's breasts]
Dressmaker: Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangos!
Jules: Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancy our coach... Joe.
Paula: [pause] Joe, a man, Joe?
Jules: [exasperated] Yeah, as in male, Joe! Joe, our coach, Joe, man, Joe!
Jules: Mother, just because I wear trackies and play sports DOES NOT MAKE ME A LESBIAN!
Wedding Guest (older woman): She's not Lebanese, she's Punjabi!
Wedding Guest: Lesbian? I thought she was a Pisces.
Paula: So when the French Mustard is between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt it's offside.
Video Man: Eyes down. Don't smile. Indian bride never smiles. You'll ruin the bloody video.
Paula: Just remember there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fellow!
the rules of attraction
Dick: Fuck you very much!
Paul Denton: What the hell are you doing?
Dick: Getting fucked up. Maybe getting fucked?
Lauren: Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than...
Lara: Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.
Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Wait - anorexic skinny or bulimic skinny?
Lara: It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off The Pill.
Lauren: Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.
Varsity Blues!!
Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!
Miss Davis: Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student: Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis: Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!
Charlie Tweeder: [Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to *ass* you a question.
Billy Bob: A 10...a 10...a fucking 10!
Charlie Tweeder: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob: That's funny.
Charlie Tweeder: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.
The hot chick
April: So....can I see it?
Jessica: I don't think you get the gravity of this situation here.
April: Sorry....can I see it? Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis.
Clive (Jessica): [Walking into the bathroom after he has turned into Jessica] WHERE'S MY....?!
Teacher: I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. Eden here got the only A.
Jessica: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.
Korean Mother: Ling Ling, you forgot your bling bling!
Obnoxious Guy at Club: Are you the girl who slept with the college guy?
Eden: [annoyed] NO!
Obnoxious Guy at Club: Do you want to be?
[Clive, in Jessica's body, looks at a box of tampons frantically]
Clive (Jessica): I gotta do WHAT?!
Jessica: [on the phone to Billy after becoming a man] I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
Billy: Father Mulcahy?
x-men 2
Bobby: This is Cyclops' car.
Logan: Oh yea.
[Uses his middle claw to hot wire the car]
Bobby: Have you ever wanted to be with someone so badly, but you can't?
[Pause] I've seen how you look at Professor Grey.
Logan: And what about it?
Bobby: Nothing.
Professor X: You authorized the attack on the President.
William Stryker: And you didn't even need to read my mind...
[Deathstrike extends her claws.]
Wolverine: Holy shit.
Dr. Jean Grey: Wolverine all girls flirt with the dangerous guys but don't bring them home... they bring the good guys home.
Logan: I can be a good guy.
Dr. Jean Grey: Logan, good guys stick around.
Ororo Munroe: [about Nightcrawler's scars] What are they?
Nightcrawler: They're an angelic language passed down to the human race by the archangel Gabriel.
Ororo Munroe: How many?
Nightcrawler: One for every sin, so, quite a few.
Mrs. Madeline Drake: What exactly do you teach, Professor Logan?
Wolverine: Art.
Nightcrawler: They say you can imitate anyone, even their voice.
Mystique: [as Nightcrawler] Even their voice.
Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.
Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to.
Professor X: [to Pyro] The next time you feel like showing off, don't.
[Looking over confidential papers]
President McKenna: How did you get this?
Professor X: Let's just say I know a girl who can walk through walls.
Magneto: Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman; especially one who's interested in you.
Rogue: This is Bobby, m--
[Interrupting her]
Iceman: I'm her boyfriend.
[He shakes Logan's hand, freezing it]
Iceman: Call me Iceman
Wolverine: Boyfriend? So how do you guys...
Iceman: We're working on it
Wolverine: Got any beer?
Bobby: This is a school.
Wolverine: Is that a no?
Bobby: Uh, yeah.
Nightcrawler: I do not fear them. I pity them. Do you know why? Some people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own eyes.
Mrs. Madeline Drake: Have you ever tried not being a mutant?
Rogue: Logan, come on.
Logan: I'll be alright.
Rogue: But we won't.
Logan: How long have you been here?
Bobby: Couple of years, its not so bad.
Logan: What about your parents, they just ship you off to mutant school?
Bobby: Actually my parents think this is a prep school.
Logan: Lots of prep school have their own campus, dorms, kitchens...
Bobby: Jets.
Bobby: [to Rogue] I'll try to find some clothes, [to Pyro] don't burn anything.
Mrs. Madeline Drake: Bobby? Aren't you supposed to be in school?
Mr. Drake: Do you know him?
[They look at Logan.]
Bobby: That's Professor...Logan. Mom, Dad there's something I need to tell you.
Professor X: If you continue to smoke in here, you'll spend the rest of your life believing you are a six year old girl.
Wolverine: You'd do that?
Professor X: I'd have Jean braid your hair.
how to deal
Macon: Even if you made one jump I'd be there to catch you.
Macon: When I ask you to go out on a date with me this Friday night, you're gonna think you're the one asking me.
Halley: You wanna go out on a date with me?
Macon: I told you you'd ask me.
Grandma: First loves are never really over. Oh boy! Do I have the munchies!
Halley: Some people fall in love. I had to crash into it.
Halley: And toys because I imagine star wars figurines must get pretty expensive.
Macon: I do not have any star wars figurines... well... not many. And I don't play with them... much
Macon: You're going to move closer to me so I can wrap my arms around your waist. And on the count of 3... 2... 1
[kisses]You're a good kisser.
Halley: You tricked me. You Jedi Mind Tricked me.
Macon: So I guess you hate me.
Halley: I don't hate you, persay. I hate how your hair falls right in front of your face. I hate how you get really quiet when your serious.
[macon bites lower lip] and I hate how you bite your lip when you get nervous.
Macon: So you hate the way I talk, walk, and look.
Halley: And I hate that Jedi Mind trick. I HATE that.
Halley: Oh my god, no, no, no, I can not believe I didn't tell you this. The bimbo almost died of circulation. Her wedding veil took on a life of its own and rebelled, and she had to like claw her way out and you know that woman could claw mom. It was so sad it was like, near death by wedding veil. So tragic isn't it?
Macon: Your afraid to go out with me because you might actually like me?
Halley: No... but that's a good theory I guess if you want to protect your fragile male ego because you can't handle rejection.
Bruce Almighty
[Referring to the seven fingers on Bruce's right hand]
God: I pulled that one on Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks.
Grace: Oh, God!
Bruce Nolan: You can call me Bruce.
[repeated line]
Bruce Nolan: B-e-a-utiful!
[On Buffalo's biggest cookie]
Bruce Nolan: We have a new record! Cue the cheesy inspirational music!
Bruce Nolan: Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes!!
Bruce Nolan: [sticking up his middle finger and pretending he's playing a jazz tune] I can hold this note all day.
Grace: I've got a rare blood type. I'm AB positive.
Bruce Nolan: I'm IB positive. I be positive they ain't stickin' no needle in me.
[Finishes up horrible live news story]
Bruce Nolan: Back to you, fuckers!
God: Allllllrighty then.
God: You don't kneel in the middle of a highway and live to tell about it.
Bruce Nolan: Okay, prayer beads, 'God, please give me a sign!'
[Truck with Danger signs passes him]
[Bruce wakes up in the hospital and he's holding the prayer beads]
Bruce Nolan: Okay, now you're just showing off.
Bruce Nolan: Where are you going?
God: Vacation.
Bruce Nolan: God can't take vacation!
God: Ever hear of the dark ages?
God: You have the ability to make people laugh. I know, I created you.
Bruce Nolan: Quit bragging.