Now. I used to have some of these under the friends quotes section, but then they started taking up too much space. So now they have their own little home. yay!!

please remind urself that only funny convos will be going into here. Serious or personal conversations will never ever be saved and used for something as dumb as this so don't you peeps worry.
besides... most of these are ricks, pedros and binhs...

[we used to fight online who could stay up the latest]
PPS: goodbye
PPS: stay black
L20: i win!!!
PPS: noo
L20: oh yessss
PPS: im not going to bed
PPS: damnit
L20: hahahahahaha
PPS: im still in the lead though
L20: yea, well the cubs said that too
L20: sucker
PPS: yes!!! +1 amy
L20: oh yea, i'm good

Rick's away message:
...............z.................z.................z...........z..........I want a pony mom.......z......z.......z....z

~8~8~8~ Auto response from %s: LORELAI: Wow, you beat me home by two minutes and your nose is already in the books.
RORY: I can go from zero to studying in less than sixty seconds.
-off to the library...among others...

RB: yeah just wanted to say hi.............have fun READING, BOOK WORM hahaha
....as for me i have to go read

~8~8~8~ L20: these scholarships suck.
L20: i'm so normal pale irish surburban girl that it kills me
L20: i'm gonna lie and say my name is monifa
PPS: your new name is maria izsabella de la chorizo

~8~8~8~ [about the John Mayer concert]
L20: bribe him with me if u have to
PPS: hahaha
L20: 'amy's coming.... oooo'
L20: do it... c'mon....
PPS: i can be like a rick/amy pimp. i will sell you to him for party/tickets

~8~8~8~ Meg9: yippiee i'm a luve of the week!! that just made my week!
Auto response from L20: The people who live in my stomach demand food...be back once they're satisfied.
Auto response from Meg9: Daddy just informed me that it's starting to snow...Yippiee!!!!

~8~8~8~ pedro's away message:
"Fucking Christmas Trees!!! Why couldnt they be made of legos? if they were made of legos mine would be done by now, but NOOO! BAH HUMBUG! Fucking trees are worthless! OHH i got a better idea, X-MAS LAWNS!!!! mine would be beutiful!!! "

~8~8~8~ RB: Rick Brown, number 5 on your scoresheet, but number 1 in your hearts

~8~8~8~ RB: just remember - rick always knows best

~8~8~8~ l20: I im'ed you an hour ago, what the hell have u been doing?
Em03: checking away messages.
l20: for an hour?
Em03: You see, i check everybody's once, started on some h.w. and then i got ur im and then i noticed that everyone was away, so i HAD to read the messages again. and what if, in the time that i waschecking their aways that they changed them...and... and It's gotta stop.

~8~8~8~ l20: we should start a help program.
Em03: AA=aim ananoymous
l20: and there could be 7 steps!
Em03: oh oh! the last one can be getting rid of ur computer...
l20: um...emm?
Em03: way ahead of you... that would never happen.

~8~8~8~ Em03: so ur friends don't think i'm real? hows that?
l20: they never met you. they think ur my invisible friend.
Em03: oh. invisible...wow. feels like it would have been in my high school years.
l20: but weren't u homeschooled?
Em03: yes......you know what i mean.... i watch the wb... i know what high school is like....

~8~8~8~ Em03: i remember mikey talking about his school and i was totally jealous.
l20: why? cause of the people?
Em03: cuz he had fire drills that made him get out of class
l20: hahaha... ur snerd.
l20: u know that all schools had that. they are required by law.
Em03: I know. I told Shannon that mom was disobeying federal laws.
Em03: she just laughd
Em03: that's not the best part. I set off the kitchen's fire alarm just so i could have a fire drill of my own...
l20: oh gawd u idiot... did ur mom beat you?
Em03: no...altough i think i would have gotten off easier if i did it at a normal school

~8~8~8~ l20: congrats.
Em03: thanks onwhat?
l20: i have officially found someone that is dumber than me.
Em03: too bad she's invisible. heh.

~8~8~8~ Em03: i have a theory
l20: u and ur damn theories
Em03: im gonna pretned u didn't say that.
Em03: i'm gonna tell you to steal donuts from kripie kreams
l20: i'm stupid em. i'd get caught.
...
Em03: when you gat caught and you will.... you can just tell them that your invisible friend emily told you to.
l20: hahahaha
Em03: those girls will back you up...

~8~8~8~ [i tell her about em's conversation...] Littlegbone20: i was thinkn of waiting until u came back in cause then i would have someone to distract the workers
BR626: oooohhhh
BR626: smart smart
BR626:yes yes
BR626:i see the plan perfectly now
BR626:"oh mr worker"
BR626: yes little girl?
BR626:i have a question
BR626:ok, wht is it?
BR626:well.......(tihnks about it for a moment)
BR626:little girl, are u gonna ask a quesdtion?
BR626:yes, yes, but i have to think of the question first
BR626: ok, so then why did u call me iver if u didnt know what u were gonna ask me?
BR626:well, i was gonna ask u a question anyways, but i just didnt know what
BR626: well, why couldnt u just have called me when i have a question to ask
BR626: but u see sir, i DO have a question to ask
BR626: ok, so what is ur question?\
BR626: well, thats my problem, i am still tihnking of what to as kyou

~8~8~8~ L20: i can stare at it all day
PPS: too pink for me
L20: well, amy goes: p is for pink. and p is for pedro. pink pedro. pedro pink
PPS: umm a is for asshole and a is for amy asshole amy amy asshole
PPS: ohhh snap
PPS: you set me up

~8~8~8~ [talking again about an oldies song "get an ugly girl to marry you" this time with emily and not stephanie]
L20: that song is horrible
Em03: but it's catchy.
l20: i know. ur soo lucky.
Em03: why? wait huh?
L20: it amazes me you're not married yet.
Em03: i hate you.
L20: i kid i kid. u know ur hot.
L20: but if i don't ever marry i'm gonna use that song as my excuse.
L20: that and my thirty cats
Em03: haa haa!! relax youll marry.
L20: wait...
L20: what are you saying?
Em03: that's not fair!!! YOU SET ME UP!!!
L20: heh heh.
L20: sucker

~8~8~8~ E33: i know nothing
L20: haha meeither
E33: kind of safe that way
L20: eh. i know what you mean... thats why it doesn't hurt to be hit by a ball.

~8~8~8~
RB: me and jake worked out on thursday and saturday and he was making me do his workout.....I hurt
RB: i cant extend my arms and my boobs r on fire

~8~8~8~
nr8: well you dont have to worry about n e thing
nr8: there are tons of people going
nr8: its not going to be a problem, trust me, i'll take care of you amie!

~8~8~8~
nr8: isnt your possie going?

~8~8~8~
[on reading a story for lit class]
L20: bridget has the book so *damn* can't read it.

~8~8~8~
L20: what do i do?
RB: i can't tell you what to do

~8~8~8~
sweet16: yeah yesterday tracy was like....i want chocolate....and then we started talking about the hershey caramel kisses and i was saying how i have some...and tracy was like......fork um over...i need chocolate.......it was really funny
sweet16: and i was like...i dont have them with me
sweet16: and she was like....then ur no good
~8~8~8~
sweet16: dont mention chocolate if you dont have any
sweet16: lol
L20: good advise to live by.

~8~8~8~