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CT Karioke PAGE THREE (Wow I never knew it would get this big..)

OOOk next on ze list is...Toma!

*long silence*

TOMA!! WHERE IS TOMA??

...

..*points to consessions stand*

*everyone looks over to the consessions stand where they see Toma passed out next to Crono from having too much to drink*

Oh gawd...

Have not they any decency?

Oh well...moving on...Next is...

YYYESSSSS!!!!

Zina.

*Queen Zeal plummets and hits the ground*

But....Zeal doesnt come before Zina...?

I know. >D I just wanted to spite queenie.

Grrr....

Well? What are you waiting for? Sing! If you don;t hurry I WILL skip your turn and let Zina go.

Oh fine, well here goes.

We're causing all the devastation When we step into the place You'd better believe that you can see We're gonna rock and never stop it Here we go again Hit you with the flow again Pick up the second time around We bring it on again Shout it out

Buddy you're a boy Making big noise playing in the street Gonna be a big man someday You got blood on your face (c'mon) You big disgrace (uh) Kicking your can all over the place Singing

We will, we will rock you (haha) We will, we will rock you (c'mon)

How about a little something Get you in the mood Know what I mean, watch your back We got Queen on this track Bring the feed back and let it drop As long as Five bring the funk Queen bring the rock and they don't stop

Buddy you're a young man Hard man sunning in the street (haha) Gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face (uh) You big disgrace (yeah) Waving your banner all over the place Singing

We will, we will rock you (haha) We will, we will rock you (c'mon)

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, (haha) jump, jump, jump

Uh, buddy you're an old man, poor man Pleading with your eyes Gonna meet you someplace someday You got mud on your face (c'mon) You big disgrace Somebody better put you back in your place Singing

We will, we will rock you (We're gonna rock, we're gonna rock you, baby) (C'mon, c'mon) We will, we will rock you (Yeah, ah) We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you (We're gonna rock, we're gonna rock you, baby) We will, we will rock you (We're gonna rock you) We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you

Uhh??? mom??

Yeeeees? Did you not like my song?

No, I LOVED IT!! ...I just wasnt expecting that from you...

Same here...

Meow!

Humph! (Little brats...)

Ok, Zina is our last one!!!

*more long silence*

ARRGGH! I'M GETTING TIRED OF THISS!!! ZZZZIIIIIIINNAA!

*laughs loudly and points to the consessions stand*

*everyone stares at the consessions stand and sees Toma, Crono, and Zina all drunk and singing*

Come and listen, I'll tell you what happened to me One day as I went down to Cork by the sea The day it was hot and the sun it was warm, So says I a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm I went in and I called for a bottle of stout Says the barman, I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out Try whiskey or paddy, ten years in the wood Says I, I'll try cider, I've heard it was good.

Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up

Ahhh... After downing the third I went out to the yard Where I bumped into Brody, the big civic guard Come here to me boy, don't you know I'm the law? Well, I up with me fist and I shattered his jaw He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up But it wasn't I hit him, 'twas the Johnny Jump Up

The next thing I remember down in Cork by the sea Was a cripple on crutches and says he to me I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car Won't you help me across to the Celtic Knot Bar? After drinking a quart of that cider so sweet He threw down his crutches and danced on his feet

Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up

I went down the lee road, a friend for to see They call it the madhouse in Cork by the Sea Well when I got there, sure the truth I will tell, They had this poor bugger locked up in a cell Said the guard, testing him, say these words if you can, Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran Tell him I'm not crazy, tell him I'm not mad It was only a sip of the bottle I had

Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up

A man died in the mines by the name of McNabb They washed him and laid him outside on the slab Well after the parlors measurements did take His wife brought him home to a bloody fine wake Twas about 12 o'clock and the beer was high The corpse sits up and says with a sigh I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up Til I bring them a quart of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up

So if ever you go down to Cork by the sea Stay out of the ale house and take it from me If you want to stay sane don't you dare take a sup Of that devil drink cider called Johnny Jump Up

*everyone stares at them*

creeeeeepy....

Ok...well thats it! Now we judge--HEY WAIT A SECOND!! MAGUS DIDNT GO!!

Ahh crap...

Yeah! Come on Magus! Let's see what you can do!

Is that the only way out this?

Everyone: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

*sighs* There seems to be no other way...

*does a dead on impression of the Smashmouth version* I thought love was only true in fairy tales, Meant for someone else but not for me. Love was out to get me, That's the way it seemed, Disappointment haunted all my dreams

Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Not a trace of doubt in my mind I'm in love I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried

I thought love was more or less a giving thing Seems the more I gave, the less I got What's the use in trying All you get is pain When I needed sunshine, I got rain

Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Not a trace of doubt in my mind I'm in love I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried

*everyone stares*

what the heck...(I didn't know Magus could do that....)

...(Hah! Just wait untill I tell Cyrus that Magus is a singing sissy!)

OOkk then... well uhh...let's judge..