Hey twerp! Guess what? You're going to have to go through a really long interview with your fans and even your non-fans (non-fans mosly)!
Ash: What?! How could I not have fans?!
Jeez, ya little twerp. You really are conceited!
Ash: No way! I just happen to be a better trainer than you are!
Shut up! A good trainer doesn't overuse one Pokemon and throw away the other ones like old toys!
Ash: But-- *Bunny Meatball ties and gags the Twerp* MMMMMMMMMFFFFFPHPHP MHPHPHPFF MFFFHPHHHHH!!!
Quiet, you! You are going to answer all of these questions whether you like it or not! >P
And you can also mail me for some other inqueries about the twerp, or you can visit some other people's questions.
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Okay. First off, do you have any other plans besides being a Pokemon Master?
What do you mean? Becoming a Pokemon Master is my dream! Well, I could be a marine biologist, but I can't think of anything better than being a Pokemon master!
*muttering* Sure, if only you could be one!
Hey, I heard that!
What's your real relationship between you and your Pikachu?
Why, Pikachu is my best friend! We train together, we fight together, we do everything together!
What about your other Pokemon? And your human friends?
Oh. Well, they're cool, too...
You don't seem to get what I'm asking you. I mean Pikachu is prioritized way ahead of your other Pokemon. You throw out your other monsters like old toys. And I don't think that Pikachu would be happy about that, either. I mean, Team Rocket is more noble than you!
No they're not!
Well, at least they KEEP their Pokemon! And haven't you heard of PC Storage System?!
Oh yeah, that...
-_-; *sigh*
O_o
Anyway, about Gary...
That jerk! I'll show him!
Let me finish the question, okay? Is there anything going on between you two?
Well, we used to be friends... But then he got all real jerky! And, he has too many Pokemon, and he never makes friends with them!
So do you, Twerp. And your twerpiness is probably what made the Jerk so jerky (*thinking* And also his innate jerkiness, too)
At least I have a Pokemon friend.
Your only friend? I don't think Misty's too happy about that.
What do you know! She's too scrawny and bossy!
You really need someone like her on your team--which brings me to the next question: Why do you always have to chase Team Rocket? They're just people who are trying to earn some cash.
Well then, they should get real jobs. Of course, they're too stupid to get real jobs!
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O.O Uh oh...
*Jumps on Ash and mauls the living %$@# out of him* YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU STUPID UGLY PIECE OF %$@# PRICK TWERP!!!
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!! This interview is over!
AND SO IS YOUR LIFE!!! See you next time! ;) *Continues mauling the Twerp*