From aurora borealis (currently working on archiving)

Ranma: I love you, Akane. 

Akane: Everyone think I hates boys, when they’re actually the only thing I ever thinks 
about. 

Tatewaki Kuno: I knew the Pigtailed Goddess was Ranma all along. 

Principal Kuno: I’m really a hippie. 

Kodachi Kuno: I originally wanted to be ‘The Pink Rose’, but it was already taken. 

Ryoga: When I think about it, P-chan does reflect my personality really well. 

Kodachi Kuno: ‘The Crack Rose’ was also taken. 

Ranma: Being a girl isn’t that bad. 

Happosai: The reason I steal girls’ underwear is that I use it myself. 

Nabiki: I’m saving all the money I make so I can move to the North Pole to get away from my 
crazy father. 

Ryoga: The thing about me getting lost all the time is really just a fluke. I do it because 
I love following after Ranma. 

Cologne: The reason the Chinese Amazons are so strong is that we take hormones. 

Shampoo: My accent isn’t real. It’s just a fake to irritate everybody. 

Akane: Sometimes I wonder how it is to be a boy. 

Soun Tendo: I’m on pills. That’s why I over-react so often. 

Ranma: I love cats. 

Genma: I hate food. 

Ukyo: There is only three things I really hate: Cooking, fighting and men. 

Mousse: I’m not really nearsighted. I just wear glasses because they’re sexy. 

Happosai: I wanted to be a ballet dancer, but my mum wouldn’t let me. 

Tatewaki Kuno: My greatest hobby is knitting. 

Shampoo: I’m really Cologne’s mother. 

Soun Tendo: Secretly I hoped Kasumi would take over the Dojo, and make it into a restaurant. 

Kasumi: I hate cooking. 

Cologne: Gandhi is my greatest idol. 

Genma: Once I got an offer from a circus to be in one of their shows. It was before the 
Accursed Springs. 

Gosunkugi: Voodoo isn’t that cool, really. I always hit my fingers instead of the nail in 
the doll. 

Ranma: When no one else is at home I get a bucket of cold water and Akane’s underwear. It 
fits. 

Dr. Tofu: It isn’t Kasumi I want. It’s her father. 

Soun Tendo: I really like it when Dr. Tofu gives me some massage. 

Genma: Actually, I always hoped Ranma would be a girl. 

Akane: Me too. 

Ryoga: It’s not Akane I’m in love with. I’m just chasing her to make Tatewaki Kuno notice 
me. 

Tatewaki Kuno: I knew that all along! 

Ranma: I liked the idea of being the wife of a French gourmet martial artist. 

Genma: I didn’t. The food’s too bad. 

Ranma: I liked the tea-ceremony-guy even better. 

Akane: I hope Upperclassman Kuno could win over Ranma, so I could be with him instead. 

Principal Kuno: The reason I always bitch about the haircuts, is that I get turned on by 
bald boys. 

Ukyo: The secret ingredient in my okonomiyaki is hair gel. 

Ranma: Last time I eat okonomiyaki. Want some, Akane? 

Genma: Soun Tendo is my PAL, in the Scottish sense of the word. (Personal Arse Licker) 

Soun: You weren’t supposed to tell! *bursts into tears* 

Kodachi Kuno: That Chinese chick’s grandmother is really HOT. 

Happosai: Cologne, will you marry me? 

Cologne: YES! 

Nabiki: I admire people who give all their money away to charity. 

Ryoga: I’m actually P-chan, Akane. Can you ever forgive me? 

Akane: Yes! *kisses Ryoga* 

Ranma: Hey! *pushes Akane away and kisses Ryoga* 

Ryoga: Hey, I’m actually popular! *gets run over by the rest of the school* 

Ranma: The reason I can’t kiss girls is that I’m attracted to boys. 

Akane: I knew that all along. 

Kasumi: Older men bore me. 

Gosunkugi: I’m really a master martial artist in disguise. 

Ranma: Akane’s prettier than me. 

Cologne: I’m really only 20 years old. 

Ranma: Genma’s not really my father. Happosai is. 

Shampoo: I’m happy for Ranma and Akane. 

Ukyo: Me too. I hope they’ll be happy together. 

Ranma: Akane, you are so sexy! 

Akane: You too, lover-boy! 

Rumiko Takahashi: Happosai is based on my husband.