Krjt and the Psycho Beeatch 
1. The Gundam pilots in college. Just let that run through your head for a little while. 
2. Heero, now enrolled in college and at a fraternity party. "*very drunk* 
'Ey, dudes, watch this. *stumbles into his Gundam and has Wing Zero pick up a couple kegs of beer... smashes them on the Gundam's forehead*" Other Gundam pilots: "*awed* Duuuuuude." 
3. Heero, passed out with a bong near his hand. "Oiiiiii..." 
4. "Dude, where's my Gundam?" {It had to be done. Sorry. ^_^;}
5. Ah! Megami-sama meets Gundam Wing. 

7. ::Duo in his Gundam, sees a little fuzzy, rabbit-looking thing with 8 legs:: Ack! It's a bug! ::swings at it violently with his scythe:: 
8. Heero is watching a hentai video he got in the mail and Lady Une comes out of the TV screen and immediately starts giving him love advice on how to get Relena's attention. Heero gets a nosebleed. 
Heero: *nasaly voice* Relena is... longing? O.O 
9. Heero: *taking a bath* 
Duo: *portal opens up at the other end of the bath and climbs out of it* I'm heeeeere! *blink... looks down. Girlish screaming, then hits Heero on the head with his scythe* ECCHI! 
10. Quatre gets hired to be Mr. June in a beefcake calendar. 
11. Wufei secretly takes tips from Martha Stewart and decorates the inside of his Gundam. 
12. Wufei with a Barbara Walters accent. 
13. Wufei: ::steps out of the bathroom and looks at the bottom of his foot, the screams girlishly:: Ah! I got t.p. on the bottom of my foot! Ewww! Icky! Get it off! Get it off!!