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1. Heero: I have come to kill Mariemaia. 
Asuka: Idiot, I'm Asuka, not Mariemaia, you're in the wrong anime 
series. 

2. Shinji: Do you feel bad about being forced to pilot a mecha, and 
kill people because they tell you to. 
Heero: After killing the first hundread people or so, you get used to 
it. 
Shinji: You are strong Heero. 

3. Rei and Heero are stairing at each other, the EVA and Gundam pilots 
are watching them. Then Misato comes in and asks what is going on. 
Misato: Hea Shinji, what's Heero and Rei doing. 
Shinji: Oh, they are trying to see who is going to laugh first. 

4. Duo and Shinji are in Misato's apartment. 
Duo: Hea Shinji, is there anything to drink. 
Shinji: Check in the fridge. 
Duo: O, My, God, 50 gallons of beer, I have an idea. 
Shinji: What's the idea? 
Later that day... 
Heero: (in a drunk voice) Duo, this is some great punch. 
Relina: (in a drunk voice, also) Yea Duo, this is great. Hey Heero 
let's try Misato's bed 
Heero: Ok. 
Shinji: Why did you do that? 
Duo: To get back at Heero for punching me in the stomach when we were 
on Colony LX899. 
Shinji: Then why to Relina? 
Duo: Because she was annoying during the series, and always whining, 
always thinking she should save the world. 
Shinji: That seems just like Asuka. 

5. Rei and Heero still stairing at each other. 

6. Do to financial problems, NERV decided to sell the cloning 
technology used to make Rei. Dr.J hearing about this, decided to buy a 
copy of the cloning technology. This technology worked perfectly, and 
also explanes why Heero is always alive after some stunt that would 
kill any normal, and non-normal human being. 

7. Duo: So your mecha comes with wings like wing-zero custom does. 
Shinji: Yea, but they don't look as nice as wing-zero. 

8. Gendo: So the pilot should be able to kill anything that they confront. 
Dr.J: Yes. Kindness is useless in a pilot. 
Gendo: Finally somebody see's things the same way that I do. 

9. Guy: Look at that cool gekieganger 
Heero: It's a Gundam, not a gekieganger 

10. Duo: So Akido, what's it like to have a ship of lovely girls following you around knowing everything that you do? 
Akito: Ever seen the Tenchi Muyo series? 

11. Yurika: So are you and Heero going to get married like Akido an me? 
Relina: I know that Heero and I are going to get married, but I don't 
think Akido will marry you. 
Yurika: Oh, Akido is just playing hard to get, I know he really does 
love me. 
Relina: Akido will marry you, when Heero smiles. 

November 14, 2001