From DELMAXCOMM 

1. Relena: Heero! I Choose you! ::Heero pops out of a pokeball:: 
Heero: Heero! Hee hee Heero! 
Relena: Heero, Self-detonate now! 
Heero: HEEEEEERO! 
::Large explostion as the other pokemon gose flyin:: 

2. ::Quatre comes up to Trowa with a mike in his hand:: 
Quatre: What task would you preform to recive a Klodike Bar? 
Trowa: You idot! You did it ALL WRONG!! You can never get it right! You 
should be drug out into the street and shot! Geeeeze! 

3.::Regis is sitting with Dr.J. 30 minutes have already past, the 
aduiance is getting annoyed by the dumb contesant and the annoying 
music:: 
Regis: Dr.J, we need an answer, you still have one lifeline left. 
::The question is "What letter comes after I in the alphabet? Is it 
Choice A. L or Choice D. J Ask the audience and 50/50's already been 
used, once again, this question is for $100:: 
Dr.J: I really don't know regis, I think I'll call a friend. 
::Regis wakes up, the audiance has already left:: 
Regis: Ok, AT&T 
::no responce...:: 
Regis: Hello? 
::The camera crew left too:: 
Regis: Well Dr. J I guess Your a loser who just caused the death of one 
of the nations MOST WATCHED shows on Cable! 
Dr.J: Thank you! Well I guess I get my money, right? 
Regis: NO!! 
Dr.J: ::pouts:

November 14, 2001