by Ryo
Author's note: Uli is an annoying kid on Ronin Warriors. I don't like him. However, this story was written specifically for humor. Uli's death and the harm that comes to him is merely for spite, evilness, and the pleasure for those who know who he is and do not like him. ^_^
Ryo sat in the living room reading the newspaper. Dig, dig, dig.
"What is White Blaze doing now?"
Dig, dig, dig. PLOP! "What was THAT?"
Shf, shf, shf. Pat, pat, pat. White Blaze enters the room. Ryo smiles. "Hey, White Blaze! What were you doing out there? What did you bury this time?"
Sage walked into the living room from his meditation session in the woods."What did White Blaze bury out front?"
Ryo laughed. "I don't know. He won't tell me."
"Oh dear."
Ryo looked around the room. "It seems quieter today than usual to me."
"Yeah," Sage agreed, "I noticed that."
Just than Rowan entered the room. He had come in from a quick stress relieving jog.
"Hey, guys!"
"Hey, Ro-chan," Sage said.
"Hey Ro," Ryo said. "How was the jog?"
"It helped, let me tell ya."
Rowan stood perfectly quiet and still at that point. "Guys, It's too quiet." Ryo and Sage looked up at him.
Ryo nodded. "Yeah, seems like something is wrong or missing."
Rowan's eyes suddenly got wide with worry. "Uh, Ryo, where is Uli?" Ryo and Sage looked at each other.
"White Blaze," they said simultaneously.
"What?" Ryo ran outside to the hole White Blaze had dug. "Oh sssssshhhhhhhh........"
"Ryo, if Uli is in there, he'll tell Mia. Then we'll be dead."
"Good point..."
"Wait a minute," Rowan said. "You don't think White Blaze......" Rowan closed his mouth and thought about it. "Oh crud."
"WHITE BLAZE!!"
The tiger came out of the house and looked up at his master.
"Get Uli out of the hole NOW!"
"Because if he dies before we get paid for the babysitting bill, Mia will KILL us!"
Sage was doing all he could not to laugh. "White Blaze," he said, "Wait until the bill is paid. THEN you can kill him. WE will no longer be responsible for him."
Rowan cracked up at this point. "Yeah," he said between fits of laughter, "Wait till then ta' kill him. You can do whatever you want to him right now, as long as you don't kill him."
"And I recommend staying away from the ICU. Otherwise, we will be paying for that. Mia will kill us for that, too."
White Blaze smiled an evil sly tiger smile.
The three Ronins started cracking up. "Hlp! Hlp mmm!"
Ryo looked at the hole. "So, how long till he gets out of there?"
"I'd make a bet for another five minutes," Rowan said.
Sage smiled. "I'll take that bet. Twenty bucks say he takes TEN minutes." "You're on."
Ryo rolled his eyes. "Do you two EVER stop?"
Sage and Rowan looked at each other, contemplating this question. They look at Ryo.
"No."
Ryo sighs. "Oh brother."
