by Kitsunemajic
Mokuba: BWAHAHAHA! Take this! BWAHAHA! THAT’LL TEACH YOU NOT TO KISS IN FRONT OF MIDGETS!
Kiki:... What you talking ‘bout? I ain’t no midget! I’m just height challenged!!
Mokuba:....
Kiki: Why do you stare at me?!
Mokuba: Good question o_O
Kiki: What question?
Mokuba: I dunno
Kiki: You dunno wha-
???: SHUT UP! YOU’RE CONFUSING ME!!!
Kiki and Mokuba: O.o
???: Er, I mean, Hello cute little children... Would you like some condy?
Kiki: What the fuzzies is condy? O_o
Mokuba: Maybe toilet-paper brand?
Kiki: Oooh toilet-paper...
???: I’ll forget I just heard that. Anyways, I said, do you want some condy?!
Kiki: WHAT THE CHEESE DOODLES IS CONDY?!
???: Darn this accent of mine! DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT CONDY IS?!
Kiki: O_o Forget you, freaky-person-who’s-hiding-in-the-shadows-like-he-gonna-kidnap-us-and-do-something-really-horrible! You can’t even speak English!
???: *Grabs Kiki and Mokuba by the collar of their shirts* CONDY! THE SUGARY STUFF YOU EAT! CONDY! THE STUFF THAT GIVES YOU TOOTH DECAY SO THE DENTIST CAN TORTURE YOU WITH SHARP POINTY THINGS!!! MWAHAHAHA! Er, I mean, so now do you get what I’m talking about?
Kiki and Mokuba: Um... No?
???: ...I’m going straight to the stealing part! *Tucks Kiki and Mokuba under each arm and runs out the theater*
Yugi: LOOK! That freaky who was yelling that strange word over and over is taking Mokuba and Kiki!
???: CONDY! I’M SAYING COOOOOOONDY!!!
Seto: What in the bishis is he saying?
Tea: *Shrugs*
Ryou: *Thinking* Is that...? No, it can’t possibly be him...
Yami: Shut up! This is the best part of the movie...
Yugi: ...You’ve seen this before?
Yami: ........
Yugi: But this is rated R!!!
Yami: I AM over five thousand years old, you know!
Yugi:...you’re old
Yami: SHUT UP!
Seto: Would you two half brains stuff it?! They’ve got Kiki and Mokuba!
Well, let’s leave those ‘mentally challenged’ people to themselves to... see more mentally challenged people
???: Ahem... BWAHAHAHA! Now I’ve got you! .... Is it just me or did that sound like something from ‘The Wizard of Oz’? O_o
Kiki: *Frowns* ...Do you have toilet paper?
???: O_O You know, I’m not even going to ask...
Mokuba: I want to know who you are, mister! *Kicks him to make ??? drop them*
???: THAT HURT! *Lets Kiki and Mokuba drop to the ground and starts jumping up and down..... Heh, he looks like a gorilla!*
Kiki: Ooooh is it dance time???
Mokuba: YAY! DANCEY TIME!
???: No! NOT DANCEY TIME!
Kiki: What you say funny man? I can’t hear you!
Mokuba: He said, ‘DANCEY TIME!’
Kiki: Let’s do the WEDGIE DANCE! (AN: This belongs to The Wild Thornberries, hehe)
Mokuba: YAY!
*Kiki and Mokuba do the wedgie dance, therefore making people passing by look at the group like they’re insane*
???: STOP! YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME!
Kiki: TELL ME WHO YOU ARE, FREAKY MAN!
???: OKAY! FINE! YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I AM?! WELL THINK ABOUT IT! WHO DO YOU KNOW THAT HAS WHITE HAIR AND A FAKE SOUNDING ACCENT! ....Did I just say that out loud?
Kiki: Our babysitter?
Mokuba: Our babysitter! *Hugs ???*
???: Get off of me! I am not my pathetic aibou!!!
Kiki: Then who are you?
???: I’M BAKURA YOU IDIOTS! BA-KU-RA!
Mokuba: Ooooooooh! IT’S WEDGIE MAN!
Kiki: WEDGIE! WEDGIE!
Bakura: SHUT UP!
Mokuba: WEDGIE!
Bakura: SHADDUP!
Kiki: WEEEEEDDDDGGGGIIIIEEE!
Bakura: *Cries* SHADDUP! *Sniffle*
Mokuba: WED-
???2: SHUT THE HELLOKITTY UP!
All: o.o
Kiki: NUUU! Another mystery freak!
Mokuba: *Sighs* Too many freaks and not enough circuses
???2: BWAHAHAHA! Bakura?! Is that you? Ahahahaha! So the tough old tomb robber actually cries!
Bakura: ......Is that...? OH RA NO!!!
Malik: YEPPERS! It’s-a me-a! MARIO! ......Wait a minute...
Mokuba: Oooooh! LOOK KIKI! It’s an it!
Malik: WHAT?!
Bakura: *Practically dies laughing*
Kiki: Eeewie! I never sawed an it... *Pokes Malik*
Malik: I’m not an it!
Kiki and Mokuba: *Runs around Malik chanting ‘it’*
Malik: *Sobs*
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Yami: *Squeezes through the movie aisles* Excuse me, pardon me... Lady, do I even wanna KNOW how much you weigh?!
Yugi: now that's mean, Yami
Yami: *Turns his head toward Yugi while walking* But Yugi! DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT HIPPO OF A LADY!? *Crashes into somebody* ow!
???3: Snaps! There goes my Butterfinger...
Yami: .....That did not, under any circumstances, sound right....
???3: Wait a sec.... Is that you Yami?!
Yami: Duh. Who the fritos are yo- ...DUKE?!
Duke: Shut your pie hole!! They might figure out that I’m the dude who created DDM! The UNDER AGED creator of DDM...
Seto: *snorts* Perv
Duke: *Throws a Snickers at Seto’s head*
Seto: OW!
Yugi: Look, we don’t have time for this little reunion. We’re on a mission, Dice boy. A mission to find two short little insane ki-
Duke: You mean like you?
Yugi: Shut up. Anyways, move outta our way!
Duke: nah! This mission sounds TIGHT! I’m comin’ with ya! *Throws his movie snacks over his shoulder, and, whaddya know, they end up hittin’ Seto*
Seto:..... Ow
To be continued........
