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NEVER Let Ryou Babysit - Part 2: Chaos City...Mwahahaha!!!


By Kitsunemajic

*Wags a finger at you all* Tsk, tsk.... I TOLD you it was crazy, stupid, and dangerous to your health!! *Watches a person being carried away on a stretcher* O_O Uh... I DIDN'T DO IT! *Runs*


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Kiki: *Looks at what the author said* O_o That lady even more crazy then us!

Mokuba: *Nods* O_O

Ahem... Anyways, on to the story...

Yugi: *Wheezes* Ugh... well, we made the 20 mile trip to the city on foot, now what?

Yami: Amazing what kids these days can accomplish after they drink Vanilla coke O.o

Seto: Urgh... How are we gonna find the little butt-pickers in this big city...?

Ryou: Follow the trail of terrorized people...?

All: *Stares at Ryou* O_O

Ryou: *Points to where he's looking* o.o

Seto: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! WHAT HAVE THOSE TWO DONE?! *Dodges a flying... Jennifer Lopez?!* O.O

Joey: OooooOOOh! J.LO!!

Tristan: Uh... You guys? Did anyone bring Bakura?

*Silence*

Yugi: Well HE ain't going to be as happy as a Spongebob...

Tristan: JOEY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING HIM!!

Joey: WHADDYA MEAN?! I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR TURN TO BRING THE PSYCHO EVIL PERSON!

Tristan: NO! I BROUGHT THE CHEESE NINJAS LAST TIME!

Yami: Mmmm... Cheese Ninjas...

Er, Meanwhile...

Kiki: *Singing* I love Cokey, Cokey don't lie.... I love Cokey! Almost as much as... uh... ME!

Mokuba: That don't rhyme!

Kiki: SO?! CAT AND HAT DON'T RHYME EITHER!

Mokuba: Oooh, good point...

Kiki: .........

Mokuba: What wrong?

Kiki: .......

Mokuba: *Stupid look* What wrong?

Kiki: ......

Mokuba: What wron-

Kiki: *Screams so loud that China can hear her* MOO!

*In China*

Some Chinese dude: FRANK! I SAID, STOP THROWING COWS OFF THE ROOF!

*Er... okay then.... Anyways, back in Domino...*

Mokuba: Oooh why you make mooing noise like a dog?

Kiki: I dunno

Mokuba: *Farts just for the heck of it*

Meanwhile...

Yugi: Dude, did anybody hear that?!

Yami: Hear what?

Yugi: Somebody shouted "MOO!" just like a dog!

Yami: *Smacks Yugi* YOU IDIOT! DOGS DON'T GO MOO! GOLDFISH DO!

Yugi: Oh

Seto: *Snickers*

Joey: What's so funny?

Seto: Look! Yugi said "Oh"! Get it?!

Joey: HAR HAR HAR! YEAH I GET IT!

*Seto and Joey start laughing their heads off like dorks*

Seto and Joey: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Takes breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA-

Yami: SHUT UP!

Seto and Joey: *Silence*

Yami: Thank god

Yugi: *Twitches* That was disturbing O_O

Ryou: O.O I'm never going to drink soda for the rest of my life......

Tristan: .......What are we gonna do about Bakura?

Ryou: Don't worry, he'll show up on his own... But Seto, you might wanna find your brother before HE does

Seto: Oh boy...

Now, back to Kiki and Mokuba... Mwahahahaha
Kiki and Mokuba: *Jumps from peoples heads to heads* WHEEEEEE!

Some dude: Ohmygosh! IT'S THE EVIL MIDGET MONKEYS!

All: O_O

Some dude: ........What?

Kiki: *Jumps really high then lands in a dumpster*

Mokuba: O_o That gotta hurt.....

Kiki: *Gets out of the dumpster and then smells her arm pits* WHEW! I smell like a grandma!

Some old lady: HMPH! u.u

Mokuba: *Stops in front of a shop to see that they're playing Austin Powers: Goldmember on the TV in the window* Oooooh....

Kiki: *Goes and looks too*

Austin Powers (On the TV): Moley, moley, moley...

Kiki: MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!

Mokuba: MOLLLLLLEEEEEEEY!

*Kiki and Mokuba continue saying "Moley" while jumping up and down really fast for the next two hours*

People passing by: O_O Oh my...




To be continued.... WATCH OUT FOR THE EVIL MIDGET MONKEYS!! O_O